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Bluelight Crew
cassandragemini said:And flower scented air fresher does not mask the smell of shit, it blends with it creating an all new kind of monster. Like the smell of an old aunt with a knicker load of shit. I circular breathe as I approach so I can hold my breath through the whole ordeal, I also never touch any surface without a paper barrier because its never cleaned and because I wash my hands so much I now have derma fucking titis between my fingers.
Bahaha @ the aunt with a knicker load of shit.
I'm with you with never touching anything in a public toilet without toilet paper though. One thing I fucking hate are toilets with a twist knob door to get out - it makes it hard to not touch the thing, because putting paper on your hand before touching it means you sometimes can't get enough grip to turn the damn thing.
I always carry hand sanitiser with me these days, and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without it, what with train door handles, money, atm machines and public toilets.