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considering you were a) laden with goodies and b) unsighted as to numbers etc you did the right thing. in my wilder days i found an effective antidote to violent drunks was a big 3ml rig + syringe pointed in their direction with the mandatory 'you want hepatitis of the eye you fuckin cunt?'



rigs were always clean and i dont have hep, but they didnt know that and youd be amazed how many times thats got me out of a big pile of shit



if i was in a particularly nasty mood id fill the rig half full of bleach and not be shy about letting the doss fuck in my way know about it. never had to use that one, funnily enough



eggings are kind've funny, but they do come sharp and as ive hopefully outlined above - you never quite know who youre fucking with. laughed my ass of when my friend got done standing next to me though


a nicer alternative - we used to drive round stoned waving & shouting HEY to random people. for some reason we found it hilarious that 95% reciprocated

i guess it was the weed
 
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had stones pelted at me once for the length of my hair, then came the 'fuckin hippy bastard' remarks before me moving across the road to a bus stop where they moved to and proceeded to pest me even more, thought i was getting jumped by a load of kids, they are hard in numbers, if it was one on one i could've cleaned any of them out, wee cunts =D
 
Someone tried to drive by egg my brother and a group of his mates once, someone chucked a beer bottle at the car as they sped off and it smashed the rear window :D they wont be doing that again in a hurry.
 
matt<3ketamine said:
had stones pelted at me once for the length of my hair, then came the 'fuckin hippy bastard' remarks...
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Folk I used to hang about with when I was about 14/15 or so out getting pished in the park (as you do) would shout things like that at "hippy bastards" that were walking past & chuck bottles n shit, while I was standing next to them rocking an Airwalk hooody, baggy jeans, DCs, long hair, looking exactly like I should be with the "hippy bastards" & not with the bams drinking white lightning in the park. They never really seemed to get it when I'd point this out to them. "Aye, but it's you, you're sound" would be about the best explanation I could get.


BlindHelperMonkey said:
rigs were always clean and i dont have hep, but they didnt know that and youd be amazed how many times thats got me out of a big pile of shit


a nicer alternative - we used to drive round stoned waving & shouting HEY to random people. for some reason we found it hilarious that 95% reciprocated

i guess it was the weed
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Imagine the shit you'd be in they just went for it & skelped that syringe out your hand? Or turned round & shouted "I've got hep B already, bring it on ya wee dick!!!"


Driving about stoned doing pointless shit is great fun. I can remember we had 'Big Booty Hoes' (I can't remember the actual song name, think it's probably by 2 Live Crew) absolutely blaring out my mate's maws Fiesta. The 3 folk that weren't driving were hanging right out the window, like sitting on the window sill so we could all see each other over the roof & just shouting the lyrics at the top of our voices as my mate screeched round & round this wee town centre "BIG BOOTY HOES HOT BOOTY!!!!!" we must have looked like utter dicks but it was fucking hilarious at the time.

When he put a big fuck off set of subs in the boot we'd wait till we parked next to someone at the lights, crank it full, then hit play on something mad bass heavy, like Dead Prez - Hip Hop & watch them shite themselves at the sudden BOOOOOM =D

Or driving about with a super soaker, my mate (the driver) would pull up behind someone walking "Excuse me mate, can you tell me where.."*BLAST* super soaker to the face then we'd peel off howling with laughter. Did this for a full night one time, it never once got boring.

We "caught someone at the lights" one time, another one of our mates, not just a random. He pulled up behind us at a red light, I ran out with my mate's McD's milkshake, tanned it off his windscreen, pink milkshake everywhere, & we boosted off haha. He was raging for weeks about that one.

I've got loads of daft stories like that. Before folk had flats, folk had cars, so we'd just drive about all night every night getting stoned & generally being annoying wee dicks. What a laugh it was at the time.
 
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Very random for that to happen. Me and angelsmoke once were in london and were victims of a drive by egging
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It's cool cos it was you =D
 
parttime crackhead said:
I've got loads of daft stories like that. Before folk had flats, folk had cars, so we'd just drive about all night every night getting stoned & generally being annoying wee dicks. What a laugh it was at the time.
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Aye those were the days, can't believe how much time we used to spend outdoors when we were 16/18, hours and hours down the playground having spliffs even in the middle of winter or at a parking lot with car stereo just hanging out. I really miss the ability of having fun out of nothing.
 
I remember taking eccies & rolling joints while hiding from the rain inside an alcove at a doorway of a primary school (yeah, classy :|) we'd jumped the fence to get into on a Wednesday night. Just me & my mate, chilling there tanning a bottle of MD, rattling swedgers, it was pishing with rain & we were not giving a fuck. Trek to the garage about 3am, then went to his for a snooze.

The amount of times we used to be outside in the rain, wind & snow getting a smoke was ridiculous. Just standing at the end of my street, skinning up inside your jacket so the joint wouldn't get wet or blow away lol. Now you'd struggle to get me to walk down the street for fags if it was raining.
 
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I remember taking eccies & rolling joints while hiding from the rain inside an alcove at a doorway of a primary school (yeah, classy :|) we'd jumped the fence to get into on a Wednesday night. Just me & my mate, chilling there tanning a bottle of MD, rattling swedgers, it was pishing with rain & we were not giving a fuck. Trek to the garage about 3am, then went to his for a snooze.
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No way we used to do that too!!! Fucking hell, so many nights spent in the elementary school, we too used to jump over the fence and just do coke off a cd case(grew up in Italy, more of a coke country than E) and smoke really shitty hash for hours. There was a sort of patio in the courtyard so you could sit there when the weather was shit.

Once the police found me and a friend there, we were off our tits, my mate just told them we were talking and one cop turned to the other and said "just a couple of fags" and they walked off back to their car. So lucky that time cause we had lots of stuff in our pockets.
 
crackhead - remember we're talkin of abusive drunk fucks here. not emaciated bag/piss heads who may poss' have hep or be unafraid of a needle per se - but stupid, tabloid reading, ignorant drunken yobs. in ALL the time i had to pull that shit, nobody ever came close to calling my bluff as it were



..but if they did theyd of got a 3ml greeny in their eye/neck, possibly filled with bleach. so i guess its a good thing they didnt for everyone concerned. i fucking hate violent drunks
 
I hate violent drunks. I also hate people who'd wave a needle in someone's face though...

No different imo than pulling out a blade & shouting "Fuckin come ahead then!". Particularly the bleach filled thing. I'd understand if you just happened to have the syringe on you anyway & you pulled it out to defend yourself but you're talking as though you deliberately carried them for that reason. Would folk be giving me abuse if I said whenever a drunk tries to punch me I just pull out a lock-back & threaten to rip his face open?

If a drunk tries to punch me, I either punch him, get punched, run away or watch someone else kick his cunt in. I don't wave what might as well be a blade at him & hope that he doesn't realise I'm bluffing. I don't carry a blade about with me just in case a drunk guy wants a fight.
 
as an addendum (is that how its spelt idk);


my friend who is rather slight used to ride round on his aprilla 125 racing replica bike.. he had a habit of getting a bit hotheaded on the road and would readily let the offending vehicle know of his displeasure & opinion of their driving ability. anyhow, one day a middle aged, normal looking guy in a suit and normal looking business car cut him up. my friend followed him to a layby and gave him a mouthful & a believe a finger or two. said businessman then calmly got out his car, opened his boot.. pulled out a 2x4" and duly attempted to decapitate my friend.. who shat himself and swiftly attempted to get away from crazy suit guy. he had his contorted face in his mirrors for about 2miles before he managed to give him the slip



dont fuck with people you dont know
 
no, why would anyone blame you for that crackhead?



i never started anything, used it when i knew i could not safely fight my way out of it




lets not throw about the holier than thou's. im sure just being a member on this site we're all scum in 99% of society's eyes
 
I was in a car once stuck in traffic and 4 guys jumped out of the car in front and beat the crap out of our car. And another mate got randomly punched hard in the gut the day after getting out of hospital for appendix surgery. Violence is wank, must have been a shock OP.
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
no, why would anyone blame you for that crackhead?



i never started anything, used it when i knew i could not safely fight my way out of it




lets not throw about the holier than thou's. im sure just being a member on this site we're all scum in 99% of society's eyes
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They should blame me for it. They should blame me for carrying the knife about with me in the first place. I'm not saying that you're a horrible cunt, I'm just saying that basically "I deliberately carry a weapon about with me for 'self-defence'" is a shit shout & is the defence used by plenty arseholes round here who stab somebody up. "I was only carrying the knife for self-defence". Sorry man, I just don't think that's OK. I know people who've had their face ripped open by someone who was carrying a blade apparently just in case someone tried to fight them & they couldn't fight back. I don't think you're a total cunt or anything but I do think that's a cunts-trick.

Basically, I don't see the difference between your dodgy syringe & a knife. I don't think it's OK to carry a knife about with you, for whatever reason. I know too many people who've been stabbed or slashed.
 
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