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so i've been blazin drinkin smashin rudefm at my mates in south london. i just rode (pushbike) to my place in north london.

about a mile from home i'm stopped at a red traffic light and hear some steps behind me (i've got some jungle in one ear), turn round and some fat bald twat gives me a right hook. a fucking pussy one. i am stoned as fuck so it takes a while to register whats going on & just dropped my bike, grabbed my glasses, heard a chuckle and realised i might be getting another smack, saw the light go green and rode off.

what the fuck? i've lived brixton, hackney, poplar and never had such dumbfuckery happen. the cunt didn't rob me or anything, i had phone, q of weed, money, bike.

specsavers tomorrow as one of my lenses got smashed, but the rest is ok, hopefully i get a killer black eye (tho i don't think it was hard enough)

twat.
 
Mugz said:
Very random for that to happen. Me and angelsmoke once were in london and were victims of a drive by egging though, some people are just total shitheads.
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That happened to be a few years back when we went to Get Loaded in The Park in Clapham(brilliant bwt), was walking out of the tube station and some pikeys chugged eggs at us, they were smelly eggs too, almost bollocksed our day out if it weren't for copiuos amouns of MD we had. Remember washing myself in the pub toilets before hitting the festivals. Gross.

Anyway there's full of cunts around.

To OP, did you hit him back or tried to?
 
A drive-by egging is funny tho. I once sconned someone in the back of the head with a tub of yoghurt out a car window. Fucking belter.

We also drove about for a whole day throwing cheeseburgers at people because McDonald's were doing this charity cheeseburger thing & they were 20p each. I mean, what did they expect us to do? We clearly weren't buying 40 cheeseburgers to eat.

Cops came to my mates door about that one. The car was registered to his 50 year old dad who just looked at them as if they were stupid & basically told them to fuck off. They came to the door & accused him of doing it haha.
 
man i was high as fuck i had no idea what was going on, i got the fuk out of dodge. got the fucking munches like crazy now bro.

come to think of it, shit similar to this (drunken fucks fucking up the vibe) has always happened. just not for a while.

fuck it guys, shit happens, get new lens it was scratched anyway..
 
First world problems indeed. I need a new pair of specs, had these ones for a while and they are all scratched and out of shape. The amount of times I've sat / stood on them, dropped them and even slept on them when wasted. My old pair are so fucked I wouldn't even be able to wear them.
 
parttime crackhead said:
A drive-by egging is funny tho. I once sconned someone in the back of the head with a tub of yoghurt out a car window. Fucking belter.
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I don't think drive by eggings are funny, I used to enjoy egging when I was a teenager, we'd regularly go out egging houses and stuff. It kind of got old though, egging isn't funny, even less funny when you are the one that is getting egged.
 
I used to throw crab apples at cars on the highway and threw a cup full of piss at this one guy in a van once... he chased me for miles but i lost himz, however i ditched my girlfriend to hang out with some ftiends when i did it and the guy drove around to all the surrounding neighborhoods asking people if they might know who did it and she helped him identofy me using a picture out of the school yearbook (was in high school at the tome) and gave him my address name and phone mumber, so i was fucked into going up amd talking to the cops about it cuz they were gonna come to my house to get me anyway. Good times
 
The stuff I was talking about, charity cheeseburgers etc, happened nearly 10 years ago btw.

Mugz said:
I don't think drive by eggings are funny, I used to enjoy egging when I was a teenager, we'd regularly go out egging houses and stuff. It kind of got old though, egging isn't funny, even less funny when you are the one that is getting egged.
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You've basically just said that it's funny unless it happens to you. Trying to say you wouldn't have laughed if a guy walking in front of you got skelped with an egg?

It's like falling over. If I fall over I don't really find it amusing (well, sometimes I do) but if I see someone else fall over it's hard not to burst into laughter.
 
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