sounds like shit meph.
Sounds like your mates let you off lightly, doesn't falling asleep usually involve a cock in the mouth, guacamole down your trousers, shaved eyebrows, hair chopped off and someone shitting in your shoes wi your pals?
lol, sorry to keep bringing this up Dan, but if the meph you like provides clarity and focus i reckon its you that was getting the shit meph.

My drug is not better than your drug. Pack it in everybody.
Drug snobbery for the lose.
Plur.
When did you become mod?![]()
Mailmoneys been swapping Dans meph with washing up powder at the sorting depo.
No wonder my nose felt so clean and fresh
yeah!
this isn't about dicksizing, its about how the fuck meph can be described as providing focus and clarity.
So button it![]()
Sam
The only problem with having your ex in your crew when she's been on the Martell is when she shamelessly cock-blocks when a girl you've been talking to starts to dance with you; suddenly showing some interest in dancing to a band she doesn't particularly like after four hours of virtual stillness. Cheers, you weirdo.
parttimechoofter
Got done a blinder by my mates on the way out in the afternoon. Text one of them to find out what pub they were drinking in - "We're just in The Waterloo across from The Radison, get us here". No danger, never been in this place but it just looked like an old man boozer so I breezed in pure happy scouting about for my mates, wandered the full place, looked confused & phoned one of them to see if they'd moved on somewhere. Turns out The Waterloo is a notorious gay bar, & not just a gay club (which would be fine, would just be normal cunts in it really, birds n that as well) but a proper old man's gay boozer. They must have thought they'd hit the jackpot when I came bouncing in the door lol.
ColtDan
No wonder my nose felt so clean and fresh
LOL, you knew it was a gay bar, yet still, you stayed for a pint..
C'mon he heard they served a good beer and then someone told him the toilets were really cool and by the time he was in there what was the harm in sucking the old bloke off?