Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

[Bambooshoot]

There's nothing wrong with good moods I suppose. I'll let you off. This once.

Good moods on Wednesday mornings are suspicious though somehow. I suppose I have a journey into town through bellowing students and schoolkids to contend with though.

That's never good, even with your most antisocial music blaring out through leaky earphones.

Don't worry too much hun, it's waring off.
If I had bellowing students and school kids to contend with I most defiantly would not be in a good mood, I feel for ya. I can't deal with them at the best of times!

Not that I'm prone to mood swings or anything.

 

[Myshkin]

Don't worry too much hun, it's waring off.

Ah, I see. Hope you get it back somehow!

Not as many schoolkids or students as expected, just stony-faced commuters and a quick journey into town. It's all about the luck of the draw with public transport.

Did end up with a wet arse though, which I now realise is due to poor umbrella technique. I'll have to sort that out. Till then, office slavery beckons.

 

[deeCee]

Who the fuck are you ye prick?



Is there an Edinburgh in Australia I don't know about because there's fuck all chance you got sunburnt in Scotland the other day. The weather has been absolutely pish, cold and rainy.

It was an awesome day last Saturday.. where the hell were you? must have been inside all day

Last week was the semi-final, Hawks-Adelaide I think, this saturday will be the final, Hawks-Sydney if I'm not mistaken.

It was actually the Euro Cup of Aussie rules... Ireland bt Denmark in the final by 1pt in the best final I have seen in the last 4 years!

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Did end up with a wet arse though, which I now realise is due to poor umbrella technique. I'll have to sort that out. Till then, office slavery beckons.

That made me chuckle.. aw :D


Morning all.

I'm just trying to muster up the motivation to do a few jobs I really dont want to be doing. What I do want to be doing is lying on the sofa, taking massive tokes on a big fat joint and contemplating the universe...but I cant

 

[TheSpade]

Most of the aussies I've met where Vietnamese, Greek and Chinese in terms of background, all with degrees, well spoken and professional. I'm going to avoid the white ones like the plague, which is one of the reasons I'm staying put in Melbourne and not venturing out in rural areas.

Being white and Scottish I'd never actually experienced first hand racism....until I went to Australia and on more than one occasion was to told to "fuck off back to Scotland" or referred to as a "fucking foreigner" by some drunken bogan cunt.

In Noosa this group of locals came into the hostel bar beer garden place, there was this bird with them, quite nice looking, all dressed up in a nice, red, dress. After a few pints she decided to take a piss in the pub beer garden in full view of everyone instead of just going to the toilets 5 yards away. I mean what kind of bird does something like that? Later on I saw them all in the 7/11 blatantly stealing stuff and saying to the asian shop owner "fuck off back home Apu we're nicking your stuff".

I'm just trying to muster up the motivation to do a few jobs I really dont want to be doing. What I do want to be doing is lying on the sofa, taking massive tokes on a big fat joint and contemplating the universe...but I can

Sure you can Yella. The universe needs contemplating. I can't believe I'm up at this time, went to bed around 6am and have been awake since 8. Drinking loads of rum then stuffing your face with chorizo before bed is a bad idea, woke up with massive gut ache and extreme dehydration. The sort that 7 pints of water has yet to sort out.

Sun appears to be shining outside, might have a walk...somewhere. Or I could just laze about here and do some universe contemplating instead. Someones gotta do it eh?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

After a few pints she decided to take a piss in the pub beer garden in full view of everyone instead of just going to the toilets 5 yards away. I mean what kind of bird does something like that?

Funny wee bird?

The universe needs contemplating

Ye Gads yes! I cant imagine the consequences of an uncomtemplated universe..I think i'm going to have to do some pondering.. For the good of creation like.

Edit: Look after yourself Spade!

Advice I should take for myself.... im such a wanker.. I've been hammering fucking Tramadol again. :/

 

[Myshkin]

Sun appears to be shining outside, might have a walk...somewhere. Or I could just laze about here and do some universe contemplating instead. Someones gotta do it eh?

Not you though. Please.

Just go for a walk in that sun you just bragged about and leave the contemplation to others. For the Universe's sake.

 

[ColtDan]

listening to some chilled stuff and stuffing my face, might get my hair cut in a min

opinions on this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOFXDU9lxXU

MrSuicideSheep youtube chan is amazing

 

[ColtDan]

anyone watched "the afro samurai"?

 

[badandwicked]

Morning all. So I bought an unsuitable dog a few months ago, last week I bought an unsuitable car and tonight I'm going to an auction to try and buy an unsuitable house and complete a disastrous hat-trick. I just won't be told.

 

[Myshkin]

Maybe you're the unsuitable one, y'know? :D

In all seriousness, good luck. Unless of course the house genuinely is totally unsuitable, in which case... erm... I'm lost.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Whats the house like?

 

[badandwicked]

Its a tiny dilapidated grade 2 listed house Everyones said don't touch a listed place with a barge pole blah blah blah but I do like it

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Yeah but it sounds beautiful BAW.. go for it! if you want to sell on someone else is bound to fall in love with it too.

 

[Myshkin]

Its a tiny dilapidated grade 2 listed lodge house Everyones said don't touch a listed place with a barge pole blah blah blah but I do like it

Some things are more important than mere practicalities. Though don't remind me I said that when you've spent three times as much making the place habitable.

Seriously, go for it. It's a commitment, for sure, but if it's captured your imagination then who are you to stand in the way?

 

[TheSpade]

Yeah but it sounds beautiful BAW.. go for it! if you want to sell on someone else is bound to fall in love with it too.

She described it as 'tiny and dilapidated' what part of that sounds beautiful?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

The unedited post made it sound more charming. Its the aesthetic appeal I suppose. It sounds like an idyllic, roses around the door cottagey place.

 

[TheSpade]

No work for you today Yella or are you a member of the dole scum crew like myself?

 

[Myshkin]

She described it as 'tiny and dilapidated' what part of that sounds beautiful?

Some things have a charm that reaches beyond brief, prosaic, matter-of-fact descriptions.

Though I wouldn't expect a heartless bastard like you to understand such irrational and romantic notions.

 

[TheSpade]

Shut it creep. You're making me cringe again.