places your barred from... and why funnier the better!

[knock]

There's a difference between looking/being fucked and being caught by a bouncer hoofing a line in the bogs.

 

[Allein]

Tis true, apart from some outlandish dancin about I was always told I never looked to fekered, well fekered but not rolling about on the floor

As far as doing drugs in toilets, never bother to try and hoof lines it's dead easy to pop pills or drop bombs and the places I went generally didn't give a shit, I did used to go clubbing a bit but it was mainly free parties. You only got removed from those places if you was OB

 

[knock]

Tis true, apart from some outlandish dancin about I was always told I never looked to fekered, well fekered but not rolling about on the floor

As far as doing drugs in toilets, never bother to try and hoof lines it's dead easy to pop pills or drop bombs and the places I went generally didn't give a shit, I did used to go clubbing a bit but it was mainly free parties. You only got removed from those places of you was OB

Scotland is too cold to have free parties ... I know there have been a few, but I don't think it ever took off in quite the same way up here with our chilly willies.

 

[Allein]

Never really thought about the weather being a factor, outside just switched to warehouse down here when the weather got cold but I guess you had to have a good size crowd built up to pull them off. Times have changed and parties down here are much smaller affairs these days making them much more susceptible to being closed down buy the OB.

Christmas and NYE was usually fekin freezin, just had to make sure you kept warm in the car and only entered the fray when you had no intention of stopping moving.

I really don't get out of a night time much at all these days at least partly by choice, I just can't be arsed with it any more, never liked drinking out and can't handle getting that off my face these days.

I really don't recall getting thrown out of anywhere, I almost never got in to a club called Milwaukee's near Bedford. I had just sold car and having pain some bills and got supplies,I only had a £50 note and some change on me to get me and my lady friend in.

I had consumed a rather large amount of amphetamine and when the very muscle bound door staff would not accept the £50 I started to kick off, like a total twat. Fortunately said lady friend and the people that had come with us in the car bodily dragged me away. I went over the road to the service station and brought a packet of fags with the £50, I must have looked like I had intent as the poor guy in the petrol station gave me change without a word, I calmed down and all was well

 

[Mailmonkey]

I remember even the clubs we used to go to were like free parties, you could smoke weed, be openly wankered, could buy and sell and do pills, and bouncers never came in the toilets....

Que Club, Subway City in Brum, 333, Camden Palace, in London, Eclipse, Amnesia, The Edge in Cov, plenty of places in Brighton...I don't ever remember a problem, and many more places in cities I can't even remember....you wouldn't even think twice about having a sit down and a spliff...

And no, anywhere with a dresscode is a nono I agree atm23..

 

[TheSpade]

Scotland is too cold to have free parties ... I know there have been a few, but I don't think it ever took off in quite the same way up here with our chilly willies.

You're talking shite. There's free parties on every week in Edinburgh during summer, at the blackford quarry, up arthurs seat way (well the hills beyond there), on the beaches surrounding Edinburgh, in the forests etc etc. That's just the ones I know of and I'm about as far removed from the free party scene as you can be.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=b...sugexp=chrome,mod=13&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[jancrow]

When taking drugs in the loo always drop your trousers and pants first. It makes the initial explosion of outrage way more convincing.

 

[knock]

You're talking shite. There's free parties on every week in Edinburgh during summer, at the blackford quarry

There used to be. I don't think there have been any in a while.

up arthurs seat way (well the hills beyond there)

The hills beyond arthurs seat? There is no hills beyond there! It's not part of a range, it's a hill in the middle of a city. No. You're talking shite.

I took a half bottle of Grouse up to the old chapel with a pal once. Is that a free party?

on the beaches surrounding Edinburgh,

Portobello beach? I lived there for five years and there was no party. Or do you mean Seafield sewage works?

At a stretch, Silverknowes beach and Cramond Island have been known to host a party. But that's not what's meant by "free party".

in the forests etc etc. That's just the ones I know of and I'm about as far removed from the free party scene as you can be.

Yes I think you're very removed from the free party scene. There is not one in Scotland.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=b...sugexp=chrome,mod=13&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Aye there was a party in Blackford quarry once. That does not make a scene!

 

[TheSpade]

Knock, trust me I get invited to raves every other weekend in the summer from various people in Edinburgh or see messages from the organisers on FB talking about events at the quarry, at the beach, forest, in fife etc. All free / illegal parties in the middle of nowhere. Crammond and Silverknowes included. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it's not happening, I know people who go to them, I know a guy who occasionally organises them.

 

[knock]

Knock, trust me I get invited to raves every other weekend in the summer from various people in Edinburgh or see messages from the organisers on FB talking about events at the quarry, at the beach, forest, in fife etc. All free / illegal parties in the middle of nowhere. Crammond and Silverknowes included. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it's not happening, I know people who go to them, I know a guy who occasionally organises them.

You might be right, but I just find it hard to believe, or hard to believe they're actually worth going to.

I mean, if there was a decent sound system in Crammond or Silverknowes, I'd hear it from my livingroom

I did once end up in a "warehouse party". It was in this ancient hippy's secret grow room. There was a superstar DJ there too. It was shit. They had the bass turned OFF because it was late at night.

Scotland is too small, cold and wet for a proper outdoor party scene. It makes me sad, but I think it's true!

 

[TheSpade]

Since when did Scottish people give a fuck about the cold? Minus 12 outside, so fuck, let's go out into town and not wear a jacket! Living in England has turned you into a wee fairy.

When I used to live in Edinburgh and go out and get mongoed and trance, dnb, techno nights etc we'd often get told of after parties up at the quarry or other random places after the clubs closed. They happen all the time.

 

[scrooloose]

8(

Production village, Cricklewood, North London.

Got into a ridiculous argument with six tough looking yardie types because one of our gang, a Panamanian called Jimmy, had a big ego with a mouth to match. There were seven of us but that included three girls and frankly I never fancied our chances. In the middle of a load of argy bargy a bottle got thrown/smashed. As it turned out it was thrown by someone not even connected to it all but we were instantly ejected by the bouncers.

As we walked down the road to get a bus/taxi home a van crawled past, stopped 20 yards up ahead, back doors opened and out spilled the yardies. We were in the middle of nowhere (for London) and I honestly thought we were about to get the shit kicked out of us.

Never been so surprised in my life. Yardie boys walked up to us, apologised, and shook our hands. "Didn't want any trouble mate, some other cunt threw the bottle, Irie, etc".

Phew.

8(phew indeed. 1 - they were too ganjered to shoot or 2 - there is a god/jah

 

[knock]

Since when did Scottish people give a fuck about the cold? Minus 12 outside, so fuck, let's go out into town and not wear a jacket! Living in England has turned you into a wee fairy.

When I used to live in Edinburgh and go out and get mongoed and trance, dnb, techno nights etc we'd often get told of after parties up at the quarry or other random places after the clubs closed. They happen all the time.

The quarry is tiny. It's not a scene. There are too many pensioners living around there for a proper scene to develop. I'm sure there is the odd night with wee boab and his ghetto blaster but it's not a free party scene, is it?

 

[scrooloose]

Why are people being thrown out of places or even barred for being wankered?

I've never been to a club that would have thrown people out for excessive wankeredness.

I'm assuming you're not on about icon/Diva/Ritzy type places? If any of those chain clubs still exist.

I have been escorted out of a pub for the heinous crime of 'staggering',ok,swearing was also involved. Apparently i am very loud and swear a lot when drinking and also when i'm sober. I was told this by posh boy at my previous shithole. Some people have asked me if i'm deaf,pardon?

 

[Mental Kenny]

I'm with you there, I just never used to go to such places, the closest I got was when I used to go out with some friends of friends in fancy West End House clubs, used to have problems getting in but that was it.

TBH at clubs and parties I went to you would have looked more out of place if you weren't totally gouged, I wouldn't go any where that had a dress code even now. I was never a big one for pubs and bars either mainly because I just never liked the atmosphere much, blokes standing about looking vexed all night fuck that.

It all depends on how you look as well or what type of friends you have. I mean I got refused entry into Fabric and Turnmills for being on pills and I'm sure it was just because the bouncers didn't take a liking to us as there were people looking more fucked who were let in no problem.

 

[TheSpade]

The quarry is tiny. It's not a scene. There are too many pensioners living around there for a proper scene to develop. I'm sure there is the odd night with wee boab and his ghetto blaster but it's not a free party scene, is it?

There are regular all nighters on up there. Deathrow can back me up, he's been to them. It's not at the quarry every week and when you get right into the quarry you don't know there's a party on until you're bang on top of it, trust me. You can barely hear the noise from the observatory. I've been up, stood at the observatory and been convinced there's not a party on then I've scrambled down the hill a bit, walked along the path for a few minutes and suddenly I can hear the bass line and see some lights along the path. Next thing I know there's a party in front of me.

 

[knock]

There are regular all nighters on up there. Deathrow can back me up, he's been to them. It's not at the quarry every week and when you get right into the quarry you don't know there's a party on until you're bang on top of it, trust me. You can barely hear the noise from the observatory. I've been up, stood at the observatory and been convinced there's not a party on then I've scrambled down the hill a bit, walked along the path for a few minutes and suddenly I can hear the bass line and see some lights along the path. Next thing I know there's a party in front of me.

I will go and see.

 

[TheSpade]

Go now.

 

[Arnold]

I got refused entry before at 10am for a sunday club, who are used to seeing people being fucked because it is open on a sunday morning, for being too fucked.
Probably for my own good lol.

 

[TheSpade]

You must have to be REALLY fucked to get refused from there. I love cities where you can go out at 10am on a Sunday morning if you want tp, everywhere closes at 2am here and is dead apart from Thursday / Friday / Saturday. How dull.