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What you munching on .v. Ramping up the protein

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Can't be sure that brown rice is always shit - but I've never had a good meal of it, purely because I've only ever been served it by the kind of joyless twats who see food as some kind of toxic, but necessary, fuel, which must be moderated and endured, rather than enjoyed.
 
spudgun said:
Can't be sure that brown rice is always shit - but I've never had a good meal of it, purely because I've only ever been served it by the kind of joyless twats who see food as some kind of toxic, but necessary, fuel, which must be moderated and endured, rather than enjoyed.
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I guess it depends how you cook it.

Damn I just the biggest dump ever, they had discounted beef jerky at the supermarket today, just ate the last bit now, I probably ingested more protein in the last two hours than people in Sierra Leone have in the past decade.
 
Brown rice is gak mush. Wild rice is nice though, or red rice can't remember which. Almost crunchy and nutty.

I like it when white rice is cooked so the bottom burns slightly then you turn it out upside down with a golden crunchy crust. I can't cook it that way personally, I think its a middle eastern or north african way. Sounds minging but I eat it with a knob of butter & ketchup :)

I can cook perfect white fluffy rice though, I hate it when people boil it and strain the water off.

I'm eating a slice of Soreen banana loaf toasted & with butter. Not that nice which may explain why it was on offer.

I know some say butters no good for you but I reckon a small amount of butter is better than 'spreads' full of additives.
 
I'm hanging and really want some junk food, but the local high street to my work is posh as fuck, so no chance of satisfaction - just Paul, Pret a Manger, Waitrose and sundry overpriced 'pan-asian' style places.

Gonna have to go all the way to flipping Oxford Circus for a cheeseburger!
 
We put guacamole on my mate's dick when he was sleeping one day in Ibiza. When he woke up he sneaked off to the toilet & cleaned it up without saying anything. When we later admitted what we'd done he said that he thought he'd spewed on his own cock while sleeping haha.

Nice wee story for the food thread there.

OT - I just scranned a mighty sandwich. Big bit of that tiger bread shit, some 'hot & spciy' chicken pieces, lettuce, pepper, spring onion, mayonnaise & crisps (roast chicken & smoky bacon). %)
 
parttime crackhead said:
We put guacamole on my mate's dick when he was sleeping one day in Ibiza. When he woke up he sneaked off to the toilet & cleaned it up without saying anything. When we later admitted what we'd done he said that he thought he'd spewed on his own cock while sleeping haha.
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Was he just sleeping with his knob out like that?
 
Just ordered a Vietnamese: Salt & Pepper Eel, chargrilled goat and Hanoi fried rice. Should be interesting.
 
EDIT>>>>spade I got a couple of recipes for gammon joints cooked whole in Coca cola, vener tried one though, supposed to be superb
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Aye I've had it a few times and it was good, wanted to have it again but only had Cherry Pepsi so just tried it. Was fine. Tonight I got a chicken curry of some sort and bombay potatoes from the co-op for 75p reduced. Had that with some rice, think it was maybe meant for 2 people as was a huge portion but I scoffed the lot.
 
Don't even want to talk about tonight's "meal" either :(

Hoping to redeem myself tomorrow, pulling a phat 3lb fillet from a 14lb pollack out the freezer. Got to get back on track.
 
Mental Kenny said:
Was he just sleeping with his knob out like that?
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Ha, it was really weird actually. He was snoozing on the couch. His whole knob wasn't out, the end of his foreskin had somehow managed to poke through a small rip in his boxers. The other 3 of us were sitting there sniffing loads of ket after coming back from a club. Took us fucking ages to figure out what it was when we spotted it. There was a jar of guacamole sitting on the table, so naturally...
 
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