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Gibberings CVII - Bubbles are Comforting

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I'm getting emails offering me cheap viagra now because my mate - Coked n pished out of his face (he was trying to get on the roof) - "listening to Paris Hilton being fucked" while he was having a bath in the en suite bathroom with no door.
He was rather annoyed when I returned with a bottle of Vodka and turn it off, but said "it was rather boring anyway... I'm not having a wank in the bath by the way..."

Anyhoo, I'm wishing I had a bottle of Vodka. Making do with the staple (Gin n Vermouth) of which there is non left :|
It's a dark night with dark thoughts from a dark frame of mind.
 
My arm has came out in a massive rash, I better not somehow suddenly be allergic to rum. I'm going to keep drinking it anyway, of course.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Hookers really aren't my thing lol. Honestly.

Some recommendations for good coffee shops with decent music etc would be good. The last time I was there I had 3 other stoned cunts to amuse me so as long as the weed was decent & the seats were comfy I wasn't caring. I'm pretty sure I've been to Hill Street Blues before, it was years ago though.



Write "Filling in this application" =D
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Best coffee shop I've been to was this Rastafarian-themed one on a canal, can't remember the name of it, but they had all rasta flags outside and most of the customers were speaking dutch

Edit: wait I might have photos of it, will look to see if I can identify the name
 
Probably half a day longer than I'd last in a sales job. You were trying to get people to sign up to something in the street, right? My mate did that, he says the company he was hired by seemed shifty as fuck. They said they were a charity but when he asked a few questions about it just so he could tell people if they asked what the charity was all about they were really sketchy on the details and just said "it's a kids charity" when he asked kids where they said they didn't know and told him to stop asking questions, told him to go to a shopping centre and collect there. He spent 5hrs trying to find the place then when he got there there were already about 15 other charity muggers hanging around and he couldn't get a penny so he just fucked off and never went back either. Think it's fairly standard.

There's always the fruit picking mate. ;)

Why you so desperate for a job anyway, you just got there. Did you not save some cash up before you went so you could travel for a bit?
 
TheSpade said:
Probably half a day longer than I'd last in a sales job. You were trying to get people to sign up to something in the street, right? My mate did that, he says the company he was hired by seemed shifty as fuck. They said they were a charity but when he asked a few questions about it just so he could tell people if they asked what the charity was all about they were really sketchy on the details and just said "it's a kids charity" when he asked kids where they said they didn't know and told him to stop asking questions, told him to go to a shopping centre and collect there. He spent 5hrs trying to find the place then when he got there there were already about 15 other charity muggers hanging around and he couldn't get a penny so he just fucked off and never went back either. Think it's fairly standard.

There's always the fruit picking mate. ;)

Why you so desperate for a job anyway, you just got there. Did you not save some cash up before you went so you could travel for a bit?
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I did save some cash from working, but that was from my previous job in pasta land, I could easily not work for six months there, but over here you burn cash really fucking fast, like I spent something like 2 months wages in three weeks. Anyway I'd rather start working before I run out of money. Anyway I'm not moving from Melbourne right now so really I have to do something with my time, I spent two weeks sightseeing and this place doesn't really match major European/North American cities in terms of things to do. I can't spend all day walking at the park, drinking and posting photos on facebook.
 
Ceres said:
Kate Middleton - anagram of 'naked tit model'
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I haven't even bothered looking at the pictures. Can't believe there's so much media attention over it, I mean don't these royals have any media savvy types/PR people advising them? I mean come on you can expect tabloid photographers following you on holiday, given that they follow third rate celebrities like former reality tv contestants, you're married with the next in line for the throne, how is it possible that you show your tits on a balcony?

Same thing with Harry and his party antics.
 
totally, they deserve all they get given how they milk rags like Hello! magazine with all this bullshit about how harry and william are off on their jollies flying apache attack helicopters and jets in afghanistan. Fuck em.
 
shes ment to be the "next diana" or some shit so theres gonna be a lot of attention, plus people love reading about all that celb crap (tbh i find it boring)

now william and kate are trying to take action against the papers, drawing more attention to the whole situation. if i was her id turn around and be like "yeah who cares" n then everybody will soon shut up. we'll probably hear about this shite for months

anyways....

check this out. sod that
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Ceres said:
totally, they deserve all they get given how they milk rags like Hello! magazine with all this bullshit about how harry and william are off on their jollies flying apache attack helicopters and jets in afghanistan. Fuck em.
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Fly 'em back to Afghanistan too while we're at it.
 
Er, I'd just like to reiterate what my point was about the pictures of Kate Middleton. I don't give a toss for the Royals or how it affects them. I just think people (and BCF seemed to understand) should think for a second about exactly what the following sentence says about our (western) society.

Certain popular magazines are bringing out a special edition exclusively for us to look at Kate Middleton's nipples as seen through a blurry long lens from a mile away
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And if Dans right, that this is because it is what we allegedly want, then that makes it probably the most damning statement on western values I think I can ever recall.
 
^^ I read both yours and BCF's comments yesterday and had mental <3's with em ... and then watched the continuing dramasaga of PTCH's indignation at the double standards of the press and lawled.

Values eh, whut's all them fings abart then? let's keep fings real, and simple eh?

(still suffering from PMT so not posting much to avoid making crotchety posts .. urgh day 32)
 
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