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Gibberings CIII: A New Hope

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TheSpade said:
Yeah I don't like moving around all the time that much either. What sort of place do you like, cities, mountains, beaches? You just wanting to get mongoed or interested in sight seeing, activities, nature etc too?
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I'm interested in seeing shit in the likes of Cambodia etc because it's so wildly different from here. Normally I'm not into "seeing the sights". I didn't even go & see the Berlin wall on my last holiday but mad temples, doped up tigers etc sounds like fun.

I like just hanging about in big cities. Or lazing on a beach. I'm good with either, just not really into going to see tourist sights so much. Half the time the cunts that go to standard tourist spots are just filling up their camera for shit to look at once they're home, I'm not into that.

Go to Aus and that £5k will last about 2 months of living like a pauper, go to Cambodia and live like a king for 5-6 months in a plush pad with all the drugs, guns and bitches you can handle.

Aus is nice and I enjoyed it but it's too tame and dull compared to places like Cambodia or Bolivia. Those places are like more of an adventure and there's hardly any rules. In Aus you'll probably just bus around from tourist spot to tourist spot like most people do (myself included) and you would do / see some cool things like the barrier reef, whitsundays and fraser island but it's basically just the UK with nicer weather and scenery plus loads of deadly creatures. Saying that a lot of people absolutely love it.
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Aye, that's pretty much what I was thinking. Australia isn't going to be much different from here, except for better weather, shitter accents & less drugs. Cambodia etc has the potential to be a bit fucking mental & a lot more of an experience than just sitting winding up Aussies all day.

Chemical Samile said:
If you do get a decent payout Crackhead you'd be mad if you stayed put. You'd blow through your cash in a couple of months on the standard carryout pish and be devastated you missed out on a golden opportunity to bum around in an exotic country, sex-pesting and blowing up the local animals.

If you get the cash get it done, no question!
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That's exactly my thinking mate. If I get as much as I'm expecting there's really no excuse not to do it.

I might go all Apocalypse Now & just stay there. Train my army of Cambodian child soldiers to produce swedgers from the safrole & shit & don't come home till they send a team of SAS after me.
 
th3 s1aught3r said:
you off the booze Sam ?
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Trying. Failing on social occasions but managing to ut right down on the solo bitterness-and-self-pity drinking, which had become my favourite pastime by far. It's a massive hole to fill come to think of it.

One step at a time and all that.
 
Don't shoot any cows or otherwise help fuck up things up - but definitely go now while you can.

The Asia I knew 30 years ago is completely gone now - and what little is left will be gone in just a few more years. Europe (and the UK....;-) ) are heading for hard hard times, and the planet as a whole will be fully wrapped in plastic and locked down by the toffs within very short time.

Enjoy yourself now - it's later than you think....;)
 
Conquering arachnophobia by way of cannabis and socialising with the spider that lives behind my toilet. He's pretty chill. He only comes out at night, like. Maybe around 7 or 8pm I'll go for a piss n he'll be sat chilling outside the little crack he lives in right by the window. Recently I've been chucking the dead flying ants into his web during the day, just threw him one now he's out and he proper pounced on it the little fucker! I like him being here, he kinda just sits and does his thing. Bit of a problem when one of his mates rolled up during my shower but he fucked off back through the vent sharpish when I shouted at him. Was a bit worried though because day before that I'd seen three baby spiders in the bath under the vent so if his mate has got some spider-bird knocked up and they're living rent free here I won't be happy. Still, early days.

So yeah, best housemate ever.
 
It's good to be wise when you're young. Cos you will only be young but for once.

edit: Snolly, I've been keeping an eye on a nest of spider eggs in my garden wall. Momma spider has left them swathed in silk with five or six mummified fruit flies to get them going when they hatch. Quite sweet really.
 
I'm aiming for that. Not sure if it's working and not feeling young due to impending house mate reminding me I'm potentially a third of the way through my life but it's all good right now anyways so who cares? :D
 
SamhainGrim said:
Trying. Failing on social occasions but managing to ut right down on the solo bitterness-and-self-pity drinking, which had become my favourite pastime by far. It's a massive hole to fill come to think of it.

One step at a time and all that.
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yeah me too. I didnt think I would have a big problem quitting booze for a while until I tried it. Seem to have a problem getting out of the habit of thinking about drink!
I was thinking of benzos as a way out but it seems they fuck you up even more if abused. 8(
Maybe prayer is the answer :)
 
sockpuppet said:
Don't shoot any cows or otherwise help fuck up things up - but definitely go now while you can.
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I could sit here, lie through my teeth & pretend that I'll be the conscientious tourist, not destroying any of the habitat, not exploiting any of the locals & claim to be one of the good guys etc but I'm not going to. If I'm out there on my own, with no-one to grass me up to cunts back home, then I'll get up to all sorts of fucked up shit haha.

And I make no apologies for it.

snolly said:
Conquering arachnophobia by way of cannabis and socialising with the spider that lives behind my toilet. He's pretty chill. He only comes out at night, like. Maybe around 7 or 8pm I'll go for a piss n he'll be sat chilling outside the little crack he lives in right by the window. Recently I've been chucking the dead flying ants into his web during the day, just threw him one now he's out and he proper pounced on it the little fucker! I like him being here, he kinda just sits and does his thing. Bit of a problem when one of his mates rolled up during my shower but he fucked off back through the vent sharpish when I shouted at him. Was a bit worried though because day before that I'd seen three baby spiders in the bath under the vent so if his mate has got some spider-bird knocked up and they're living rent free here I won't be happy. Still, early days.

So yeah, best housemate ever.
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Haha. Best story ever.
 
th3-s1aught3r said:
yeah me too. I didnt think I would have a big problem quitting booze for a while until I tried it. Seem to have a problem getting out of the habit of thinking about drink!
I was thinking of benzos as a way out but it seems they fuck you up even more if abused.
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I've gone down the benzo route with truly disastrous results more than once. It takes real discipline and you need to completely avoid mixing them with booze, becaue that's the road to ruin.

This time around, a bit of a scare, very bad skin lots of fainting, plus some GBL a few weeks back and sensible (i.e. small and limited) supplies of etiz have helped to bolster my determination. It's not always easy though; however waking up feeling good is worth it, I'd say.
 
parttime crackhead said:
If I'm out there on my own, with no-one to grass me up to cunts back home, then I'll get up to all sorts of fucked up shit haha.

And I make no apologies for it.
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Hey - you'll only have to apologize to the Cow Goddess down the line - not to me. I don't give a fuck - the planet is already ruined.....

But PETA probably has vigilantes with video cameras and you'll get retroactively done in a few years when they enact laws against going abroad for purposes of blasting bovines.....I'd wear a fake moustache or something at least while you hoist the RPG......
 
sockpuppet said:
Hey - you'll only have to apologize to the Cow Goddess down the line - not to me. I don't give a fuck - the planet is already ruined.....

But PETA probably has vigilantes with video cameras and you'll get retroactively done in a few years when they enact laws against going abroad for purposes of blasting bovines.....I'd wear a fake moustache or something at least while you hoist the RPG......
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I could do the whole world a favour & just shoot PETA cunts with RPGs. I bet even the whales are sick of those pricks.

This will be the absolute tits if I get a hold of an RPG. I'm actually excited as though this is happening tomorrow & I don't even know if I'm definitely going to get the money to do it or not. I WANT A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!! %) It's that childhood dream that you don't really think about.

What about a tank??? Reckon I can fire a tank at something? Or even just drive it at something?
 
They'll tie it on to the end of the heptathlon and make it an octathlon. That and tug of war. What's a nine pronged event called?
 
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This dude's got the right idea, however.
 
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