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TWO WHEELS ARE BEST! EADD Bicycle Thread.

Not a phenomenon I'm familiar with!

(PS I like the "Powered by Mephedrone" sticker =D)

And, to be honest, that bike looks like it wanted stolen. I think I understand. Should I do the same with my mate's bike I want rid of? It's sitting in my shed; do I just leave it in the street?

If you live in a student town and down every road is free shit people are throwing out at the end of year term. Put his bike chained to a lamp post with your phone number and a price attached; free dollar.
 
If you can't work out that knock c'mon man.
honest, i've never seen bikes left out for the taking. Just doesn't happen anywhere i've lived, and that includes pretty rough areas in edinburgh and london. i've never lived in a densely populated student area, like fallowfields in manchester, though. so i suppose it could be a thing.
 
honest, i've never seen bikes left out for the taking. Just doesn't happen anywhere i've lived, and that includes pretty rough areas in edinburgh and london. i've never lived in a densely populated student area, like fallowfields in manchester, though. so i suppose it could be a thing.

I'm from Bradford mate lol I found my bike as a tree swing. I moved to uni and it's a different world (council estate to rich student town.
 
The "powered by Mephedrone" sticker is fucking great, I'm gonna get that tatoo'd across me arse cheeks.

Nice to see ya VAC, you getting things straight again now?
 
I found a free bmx in Edinburgh in similar circumstances about 12 years ago, someone had just dumped it at end of term. It was proper old, big rubber seat which was coming away in chunks. Kept it for a couple of months til it was time to pass it on the same way.
 
The "powered by Mephedrone" sticker is fucking great, I'm gonna get that tatoo'd across me arse cheeks.

Nice to see ya VAC, you getting things straight again now?

She's a lot harder to break up with than I thought. Not something I want to talk about on a public forum but fucking hell, she's got claws.

I almost got arrested riding my BMX with that down the side. Some dickhead driver pulled out and decided to take a comfy turning circle right up onto the curb, so I had to quickly jump onto the pavement (where no one was) and some dickhead cop runs and jumps in front of me and claimed I almost ran him over. Like no shit, he actually ran and jumped. I thought he was pissing about at first because it looked comical, but nah; luckily the guy they were searching at the time had a shit load of drugs on him and he told me to "fuck off". Prick.
 
I strongly dislike BMX . They aren't really bikes once you put them on the road imo. Great for tearing it up on the humps and i'll be looking forward to watching Shanaze Reade in the Olympics . She fell off last time so will be really up 4 it .
 
10 mile ride round SW Fife with a 100m climb. I'm fucking knackered. I'm so unfit :(


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Beautiful weather though and as the blood returns to my brain I can feel the endorphins kick in and slowly it becomes almost worth it.
 
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Ahhhh getting a new bike! Through the bike to work scheme or whatever it's called, thanks knock <3

It's this one:

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Got a bright pink helmet (supercool, me), lights and a bike lock in the deal too. What else do I need? Flower decorations and those beads that go on the spokes ;) There wasn't a whole lot of choice out of the non-mountain bikes and this one seemed to suit me best. Plus I think it's purdy :D

I feel like a child at Christmas! Can't sleep so have swung by to post in this thread haha.. Was going to have to get a wreck for no money at all, but this will be deducted from my paycheck over 10 mths interest free, weeee :)

Brimz, Brizzle-Bath cycle path next sunny weekend? After this one haha..
 
Touching to see you so excited about your bike ;) It's a nice one, looks like it will be comfortable for going about town and lugging your equipment with you! Glad the bike-to-work scheme paid off for you. Do you get to keep the bike after or is it purely a hire arrangement?

Just don't go falling into any canals please.
 
:D

I am excited. I get to keep it at the end haha.. if they sack me before the time's up I have to pay the balance but I'm not planning on that happening!

It should be good for carting all my stuff about yeah.. almost got one with a basket but changed my mind at the last minute. It's not a very kick-ass looking bike but I think it's lush and I can't wait to get my hands on it :)

Hope I can remember how to ride it. Should be alright.. ;) no canals near me thankfully. Just lots of buses and pissed off motorists, eep..
 
Forgive me going into Uncle Knock mode here:

basic stuff you need to carry at all times:
Tyre levers
one spare inner tube.
A bike multitool with hex keys and screwdrivers
A pair of long-nosed pliars.

you can get 'wedge bags' which go under the seat and will accommodate all these necessities. You won't notice they're there. You can also put money in them, maybe a phone.

Punctures are the bain of a cyclist's life and you should be prepared. So yeah, you need a pump to go with the kit in your wedge bag. Zefal make good cheap pumps or you can pay for fancy, dinky wee telescopic pumps that do a good job too but there's more to go wrong.

A bottle cage to attach to the frame and a bottle to fill with preferably isotonic sports drinks.

Are you wearing trousers? cycle clips are indespensible for keeping your clothes out of the oily chain. In decent weather, shorts rule. But apply sunscreen in this blistering weather.

Pannier bags will set you upwards of £50 but are so much easier to lug things around in. Baskets fuck up your balance. i've done big shopping loads using rear panniers, no problem.

Plus you can keep a towel and a change of clothes in these rear panniers and they are very useful for extended pleasure rides. And they lift easily off the bike to prevent theft of your valuables.

Cycling mits protect your hands from pressure and falls while leaving your fingers available for quickly getting the chain back on the chainring when it inevitably comes off. Helps to have a rag to minimise oily hands.

Helmet! phone, in a waterproof bag. money in a wateproof bag. home keys. a proper lock, and keys, that goes through both wheels. lock it to a immovable object.

Some pedestrians like bells, i just slow down, say hello and smile. I think ringing at someone seems rude?

If the pedals are spd compatible i highly recommend getting a pair of shimano SPDs. You can get shoes which are fine to walk on, either trainer style or business style. Basically doubles your potential efficiency if you you use SPDs. I would never go back to toe-clips or clippless. But practice detaching your self from them before you go on a massive trip.

Waterproofs? They can go in panniers. Some compact waterproofs can also be worn round your waist. You only really need them for your torso, not for the legs. The legs are constantly generating heat and moving about, this discourages wet hanging about.

Either learn the art of maintenance or engage the services of a reliable bike shop. In Edinburgh and Manchester there are Edinburgh Bike Co-Op branches. I don't know how much further they've spread. But they are run by enthusiasts who know what they are talking about. Typically friendly and helpful.

Chamois leather inserts in your shorts can protect your delicate groin-based regions ;)

That's just kit. I a have a whole load more to say about riding style, i'll keep that for another post.

Check cable conditions (brakes, gear) before you head off. You do not want a cable to fail in the middle of nowhere. Even if you have a spare cable, fitting it can be a pain, and often requires soldering. Did you bring a soldering kit? No, I didn't either!

Needless to say I've ridden many hundreds of miles on various bikes and I've never sustained a serious injury. The most depressing moments on bikes are where you are parched for thirst and you brought nothing to drink. Make sure you bring fluids! I used to go up and down roads looking for cans of juice that cunty car drivers had chucked out their cars, they are always empty.

Hmmm. Enough for now, sorry for the "tl;", hope you did in fact "r"

PS always plan your route and have backup plans for if the route turns to shit.

http://bikehike.co.uk/index.php is a good site which allows you to plot a route, examine climbs, reroute, then export to various formats including CycleStreet which will give you turn by turn directions over the route. It works in android, garmin, etc.

Hope this helps! It's basically 30 years of cycling practice brought up to date with modern technology!

Oh fuck did I remember sunglasses? Don't leave home without a decent pair of wraparound sunglasses. No one wants wind drying out their eyeballs, or insects taking up residence under their eyelids. Also , I can't fucking see without sunglasses so that's that! Take a sunglasses bag to protect them if the the sun goes down and you want to stick them in a back pocket. Remember your keys and money are in there and they WILL destroy your beloved, expensive shades. Happened to me anyway.You might also benefit from those air filters that strap to your face. They really do reduce the amount of car exhaust fumes inhaled, and keep you pedalling at optimum efficiency.

If you're a quick and confident cyclist, stay on roads. Cycle paths are NOT mandatory! Any cars moaning that you should be on the cycle path, just chase after them, slap their roof and when they have your attention let them know that cycle paths are optional. You are as entitled to use the road as they are (except where cycling is prohibited, i.e. motorways and some dual carriageways.)

Take a picnic! Have a nice sandwich at some point and glug down your sports drink, Take it easy after a sandwich as stomach processing while you thrown yourself about will lead to heartburn and possibly worse.

Say hello to fellow cyclists - if they are up for a chat, take a welcome break! But zoom off into the distance if they seem less than benign. Malicious cyclists tend to be unfit as they are concentrating on ruining everyone elses cycling experiences, not making rapid progress.

Take in the world around you. It might make your journeys a bit longer but it's at least 50% of the pleasure of going out on a bike.

Above all enjoy yourself! Don't do a cycle run that leaves you thinking you would rather take the train.

That's my thoughts so far. I love cycling but it can be hard work till you develop fitness. Take your time to develop basic fitness then start pushing yourself a bit with rests in between.

Is this a rant? I think it's a good one though :D Above all, have fun! If it's not fun, you're on the wrong route, or your bicycle geometry is causing you discomfort.
 
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I think Effie probably managed to get some sleep after all. I wasn't even tired, but I think I need to take a nap anyway now =D


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I cackled like a banshee several times while reading that, hopefully in all the right places ;) ...

You'd love my £200 half price from Halfords mountain bike knock. I think the 1st thing you'd advise me on would be how best to get it knicked quickly =D
 
:D sorry it's a stimulant triggerd brain dump of a lifetime's cycling experience. But I'm pretty fucking sure it contains gems and nuggets and gold etc. <3
 
As part of an alterna-guide to cycling rules and regs ....
Well, my contribution is to advise you to start wearing a bra knock. Simply because 80% of the stuff you need when you're cycling easily fits in there. The other 20% will go nicely in a dodgy carrier bag with the handles tied together tightly around the center of your handle bars. This leaves your handle grips free to support two other evenly weighted but equally dodgy carrier bags, which will nicely hold whatever alcohol the local off licence had on offer :D

Effie will find this out for herself tho
 
Surely Knock has a basket on his...and his bike

Edit - just read that lot Knock, you seem to have it all....covered:)
 
more alterna-tips
Some pedestrians like bells, i just slow down, say hello and smile. I think ringing at someone seems rude?
As an alternative, badly fitted brakes which make a god awful screeching sound are a far more effective and culturally acceptable method of getting people to move the fuck out of your way, without having to fully stop and pass pleasantries.

You know it makes sense
 
I found yer post informative Knock, was well into me bee em ex back in t'day
Before getting older and realizing how painful throwing myself down sets of steps and over mounds of earth could be!

Although you don't necessarily need to bring the amou t of kit you suggested, tire levers, repair kit, pump, all essential, along with lil Allen key/ micro tool in case of snapped cables jammed brake levers etc, I fucking miss spending a good few hours unlacing my rims from the hubs and relying them in a radial pattern, also looks sick =D

On the subject of
Brakes, me old bmx was brakeless, went through shoes with that cunt like mad! Also caused some nearly accidents having to bail off it when I going down steep hills!
 
As part of an alterna-guide to cycling rules and regs ....
Well, my contribution is to advise you to start wearing a bra knock. Simply because 80% of the stuff you need when you're cycling easily fits in there. The other 20% will go nicely in a dodgy carrier bag with the handles tied together tightly around the center of your handle bars. This leaves your handle grips free to support two other evenly weighted but equally dodgy carrier bags, which will nicely hold whatever alcohol the local off licence had on offer :D

Effie will find this out for herself tho

You scare me with your plassy bag talk. But a drinks cage (or two) on a bike has frequntly served to carry a bottle (or two) of campo viejo back from the off license!
 
I have panniers both sides, and a top box behind the seat, and a crap basket on the front cause it's quick to detach. I have a drinks cage too

I'm talking more about late night, too drunk to drive type cycling ... my tongue is firmly in cheek, mainly

9 - 16 year old me spent life glued to a dodgy chopper, then a raleigh shopper that probably weighed a 100 kilos.
By the time I was 12 the shopper went everywhere with me, and I have no idea how I managed it, but I regularly threw it over a 6ft school wire fence and took it to places bikes were just not meant to go.

When I started mowing lawns for cash when I was 10, I regularly strapped an old qualcast [sp?] push mower to the back of it with the main stem of that jutting out 4 ft behind me into the traffic on major roads.

Being able to balance 2 carriers on each handle was par for the course at that age too ...
 
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