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Gambling Thread (No flames plz)

Saint Patricia should be backed at 4/1 to win the league over here in what looks a two horse race, the reigning champs dale farm FC are second favs and 10 points off the pace and going backwards.
 
Haye should knock him out by the 8th I'd hope. I've no idea about the Khan fight really, what like is that Garcia guy Khans fighting? I think concidering Haye has beaten Chizzora before, twice, then it should be a third.

The idea of a virtual blowjob is fucking ridiculous as well. Paying money so that someone (literally anyone, could be a hot bird, very unlikely, or much more likely a fat guy) will type to you "Yeah baby, I'm sucking your big cock. Your balls are so smooth. Oh yeah". Again, the folk taking the money for it aren't daft. All they need to do is have a big list of phrases that some dirty geek would like to hear & copy & paste them in each time, you could probably even program something to do it for you. How would they know how good you are before they pay you? I'm tempted to download this thing & see if I can even once offer someone a blowjob, get some cash money & just type "I'm sucking your cock. You have came. That was quick. Bye..... you utter fucking loser"
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I've never even heard of this. Dreadful patter, I'd always concidered anyone who played World of Warcraft a complete looser anyway, this is far worse though. Anyone going to own up to playing any of these or are we going to guess?
 
I play poker pretty much every day on Pokerstars. Cash hold em, strictly $0.01/0/02 ;) ha

Just doubled half an hour ago with 4 of a kind against a full house, what a brucey bonus
 
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I haven't played online poker for years, used to play religiously almost every day was hooked.
 
Matched Betting & Bonus Hunting?

I had a quick look in that money making online thread and was wondering what are these, could someone please explain?
 
crackhead: good luck with exact scores in friendlies matey!

Here is my gambling story...

Ever worked in a bookies? Na me neither, just use them to smoke gear in these days, but once upon a time a friend of mine worked in one of the larger chains. Oh the fun he had! Ever wondered why they pay minimum wage?? Because the cashiers cream it in! It's really not hard to place a bet after the race has finished and even easier when the hare or bell has gone. It happens everyday! Just wait for the next time there is a big queue and not everyone gets their bet in on time...what do the cashiers do?? They place the fucking bet, no matter. And of course, you can always put bets on without putting money in the til...if it wins you're happy, if it doesn't you cash it up good and proper. Tidy.

Anyways....matey boy get's kinda rich working part time, so rich that his terrible alcoholism gets two new partners, cocaine and gambling. Ahh the joy!

Life get's pretty grim for my man though, shaking hands in the morning, beers for breakfast, white lines for lunch and prostitues for afternoon tea, that's if he hasn't pissed it all up the wall on a stupid fucking bet or five or been nicked for drunken disorderly by lunch.

It's a Sunday, my friend is inebriated to fuckeries. He is one of those pissheads that gets drunk after 4 tins of carling, turns into a horrible cunt and doesn't stop til he passes out. You know the sort? Horrible cunts. But friends are friends...? Sonny jim is pissed anyways, he rings up the betting shop he works at and asks to speak to the manager, manager answers: "Alright *** how are ya? You're shit faced! What's that? You want me to put £2,500 on Arsenal to beat Aston Villa? Do you have the money? No? What do you mean you put bets through without cash all the time? Hang on a second are you being serious? Fuck off! What's that you're coming down here? Don't bother, we won't let you in the shop!"

xxx ain't bothered though, he wants to put a fake bet through and he'll be buggered if that shitey jobsworth is gonna stop him. xxx arrives at shop, attempts to place the bet (?!!!) police are called but unfortunately in that time he has caused thousands (well over £2,500) of damage to the shop, and threatened to murder the manager with a betting pen (?!!!)

Needless to say he was sacked from this shop (but laughingly later employed by another major bookie!!! corrupt cunts!!!) taken to court and charged with criminal damage, and endangering life through threatening language. Funny thing is (not only did he work for another bookies again and to this day scams and makes thousands a week sometimes) but Arsenal won that day, so a lot of stress could have been sorted out. Also I heard all this from the prosecution in the mags court, fucking funny because he was too pissed to remember what had happened (classic wake up in the cell situation) the judges kept giving me dirty fucking looks everytime I creased up!

I stopped proper gambling sometime ago, at most I place £10 a week during the football season. Losing money is worse than winning, and them is the facts kids
 
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Here is my gambling story...

Ever worked in a bookies?
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Yes.

Ever wondered why they pay minimum wage?? Because the cashiers cream it in! It's really not hard to place a bet after the race has finished and even easier when the hare or bell has gone. It happens everyday! Just wait for the next time there is a big queue and not everyone gets their bet in on time...what do the cashiers do?? They place the fucking bet, no matter. And of course, you can always put bets on without putting money in the til...if it wins you're happy, if it doesn't you cash it up good and proper. Tidy.
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In the past, bookies had cameras that every bet had to go through. Today, everything is digitally timed. And you are talking shit.

BL appears to be full of bollocks today.

Did I say today?
 
I'm sure there are ways to scam it if you know how, probably not as easy as just not putting bets through or sticking the money in your pocket right enough. Every major shop has cameras watching the staff on the tills but it doesn't stop money getting nicked left, right and centre. I know loads of people who work in shops and whilst they don't steal anything they're always telling me how there's money being nicked or going missing.
 
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No doubt. But bookies are one of the hardest places to do it, even more so now than when I was one (when dinosaurs roamed the Earth), and when it happens cashiers get sacked straightaway. It's actually easier for managers to fake a robbery than for cashiers to 'win' a dodgy bet. Bookies are among the tightest (sharpest) employers on the High Street.

So yeah, he's talking shit. The same sort of shit I heard endlessly from (mug) punters when I was a bookie because they didn't have a clue what was going on and needed a diversion from their own incompetence/stupidity in chucking their own money away.
 
Am playing a poker tournament now, not played too much recently and am not doing too well, only deposited $30 and am with a low stack in a $22 entry tournament with about 470 players left, top 72 get paid, minimum I could win if I came 72nd would be about $105. First prize of $6000 would be nice, lol. I'm gonna ban myself again after this tournament, I only entered because my ban had been lifted(self imposed ban) so going to put another 6 month deposit ban on my account to stop me playing anymore. It is fun but it could get out of hand again very easily.
 
lol, it was a real ban though, I emailed support and asked them to prohibit any deposits for 6 months so it was actually impossible for me to deposit onto pokerstars, I refuse to play on other sites than pokerstars as they are all shit. I'll email them again now to request another ban.
 
I know all about bankroll management, but I just wanted to play one tournament, rather than build a bankroll slowly. I lost the $22 tournament but am still in a $6 tournament, but have less than half average chips and 160 players need to be knocked out for me to get to the money stages which would be a minimum of $25, top prize would be $2,000 though which would be nice, lol.
 
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