Random MSN Gibberings CI: Art Appreciation for Beginners

[parttime crackhead]

Dan you obviously know the other draw with older women....

Slacker fannies

 

[TheSpade]

my wife is 38, fit, slim, very sexy

Pics or STFU!

 

[Mailmonkey]

pair of twats

 

[rockstar 69]

I heard she has flaps like 2 spaniels ears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGNWMGnfio

The effects of mixing ecstacy and dubstep in pakistan. It is a severe epidemic.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I was pleased as punch to get a wolf whistle earlier and I'm forty *cough*.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I heard she has flaps like 2 spaniels ears

you misheard, she has a fanny like a mouse's ear.

Unlike the wizard's sleeve you were baws deep in last night.

 

[TheSpade]

Maybe mistook your for their dog YPDH?

 

[rockstar 69]

This epidemic is spreading fast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnPH9u8-zs&feature=related

it's apparently hit Russia already

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

nope Spade.. I interpreted it as a compliment

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'm not surprised you get wolf whistles Yella, your smile is very cheeky, makes you look like you'd be a lot of fun :D

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Thanks MM .. I can be :D

 

[ColtDan]

fucking LOL at those links rockstar, absolutely brilliant

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I gave up diet coke and cigs a couple of days ago.. Gagging for a fag.

 

[Mailmonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnPH9u8-zs&feature=related

it's apparently hit Russia already

lol this Russian one could so easily be a bunch of neds in Scotland

 

[rockstar 69]

My friend dances like that.

Have you ever seen Zyzz dance moves? Utterly ridiculous he looks like an ape.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'd nevr heard of Zyzz till now,thanks, now he really IS, sorry was, too much some boy :D

 

[Arnold]

Come at me bro!!!



He's brown bread.

 

[rockstar 69]

I'd nevr heard of Zyzz till now,thanks, now he really IS, sorry was, too much some boy

His dance moves are outrageous lol. He knew it himself it was one of his rules to dance like an outrageous bastard so he'd be noticed.

There's a bit of Zyzz in all of us. Forever 'mirin

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Ughh... getting two of me back teeth out on Tuesday :/ A bit nervous to be honest. I'm sure it won't hurt but I can't imagine having teeth pulled out of your skull is exactly comfortable.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed once....(impacted means they hadn't even emerged from the gum)...the only blessing was it was serious enough to warrant a hospital procedure and a general anaesthetic....

fucking terrible pain for a good 5 days after iirc, and about 7 days to get onto proper food, fuckin awful, I'm not gonna lie to ya :D