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Hahaha, there was a brilliant joke on scrubs yesterday Where he says "Slow down with that drink"
"why?"
"i put a roofie in it"
it was awesome but my missus didnt get it at all. Such jokes can be wasted on some.
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Roofies and bryl creme = this years must have sex offender accessories.
 
Sorry to hear about that man. I'd just delete her number, staying friends never works when your after more. Just get back on POF and play the numbers game. Anyway I reckon you owe us all a pic of her with all the input we've had. I doubt you'd have got a date if it wasn't for Mailmonkey's advice =D
 
Oi! There's nothing wrong with Brylcreem.
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The sad thing is your probably being serious. Not only did you rape my cat you left your grease on it's whiskers. Disgrace to mankind.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Roofies and bryl creme = this years must have sex offender accessories.
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Brylcream has been since at least the 1930s

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He's got sex offender written all over him.
 
Fuck being "friends" with her Mugz.

Cruise the POF website for a bit, get a rapport going with a few women, you found it easy enough to get this one's initial attention.

You don't have to "fall for" all of them.

I hope you find what you're looking for, you do genuinely seem like a nice guy.

Just don't be too nice if you know what I mean. That friends trap beckons the "too nice" men.
 
Haha, 'Dry hair'. Who the fuck wants their head to look like it's been dipped in chip fat? (Except Sam)
 
Dread calm said:
People still use brylcreme? I thought the yuppie era was over. Are filofaxes back too? Is cocaine good again?
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I used to use bryll cream when my hair was long, got a barnet chop yesterday though so back to the good old Black & White pluko wax stuff, is perfect for short hair

Mailmonkey said:
Fuck being "friends" with her Mugz.

Cruise the POF website for a bit, get a rapport going with a few women, you found it easy enough to get this one's initial attention.

You don't have to "fall for" all of them.

I hope you find what you're looking for, you do genuinely seem like a nice guy.

Just don't be too nice if you know what I mean. That friends trap beckons the "too nice" men.
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Thanks MM, I am often either too nice or when fucked, too sleazy. I tend to fall for them all, I'll get back fishing today as I've nothing better to do with my afternoon, gonna update my profile a bit and then send some girls some nice messages complimenting things that they had written about in their profile, that's the only way to get contact with someone apparently, generic cut and paste messages are ignored, need to make my first message personal. I guess I sent 5 so far and had 1 date so that's a pretty good rate, another 5 and another date and again and again and we can then start to assess the date success rate, lol.
 
Brylcream has been since at least the 1930s

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-new-n-old.jpg

He's got sex offender written all over him.
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Oooft, nasssty. I bet he made that himself.

People still use brylcreme? I thought the yuppie era was over. Are filofaxes back too? Is cocaine good again?
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Sadly not with regards to the cocaine. Red chinos are really cool apparently though.

Thanks MM, I am often either too nice or when fucked, too sleazy. I tend to fall for them all
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Hence your username ;)
 
Mugz said:
I used to use bryll cream when my hair was long...
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I don't understand why folk would put brylcreem in long hair :? If I was to brylcreem my hair it would just look a greasy mess. Fuck that.

I should point out, I don't understand why people with short hair would use it either. Heavy peado look.

rockstar 69 said:
Sadly not with regards to the cocaine. Red chinos are really cool apparently though.
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Haha, cunts have lost the plot these days with their choice of trackies. Roasters cutting about in green jeans & shit. Fucking idiots.
 
Good god, my hair is half way down my back. What the hell would putting that shit in it make me look like? Its alright if your hair's short i guess but it still makes it look like lego man hair.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Haha, cunts have lost the plot these days with their choice of trackies. Roasters cutting about in green jeans & shit. Fucking idiots.
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True.

I went shopping last week for the first time in ages and the place was awash with elasticated denim. :D

We used to laugh at the catalogues my granddad received, which were the only places such items of clothing could be sold.
 
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