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Just came back from a bowling alley and there was a funny smelling lad (fabreeze like) wearing that hoodie posted up on the last page with a girl, both of whom looked really uncomfortable and nervous. The lad was hiding an erection too, I noticed.
 
Be pretty funny if a febreeze smelling lad wearing a DJ Westwood style shoody was last seen with 2 tall black men suspected ages 45 and 50 at the popcorn machine in the bowling alley. He already apparently had been spotted waddling as him and the larger of the 2 men exited the toilet an hour ago..

He'll come back in 2 days with a boyfriend called Hassad.
 
Yes Treacle. That makes perfect sense.

What is Febreeze called these days btw?
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LOL and yeah what did Febreeze change it's name to?

Paraphrased but I wholeheartedly agree.
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I concur. Sam, Rockstar, PTCH and me all agreeing. Something has gone wrong.

RLP said:
Just came back from a bowling alley and there was a funny smelling lad (fabreeze like) wearing that hoodie posted up on the last page with a girl, both of whom looked really uncomfortable and nervous. The lad was hiding an erection too, I noticed.
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rockstar 69 said:
Be pretty funny if a febreeze smelling lad wearing a DJ Westwood style shoody was last seen with 2 tall black men suspected ages 45 and 50 at the popcorn machine in the bowling alley. He already apparently had been spotted waddling as him and the larger of the 2 men exited the toilet an hour ago..

He'll come back in 2 days with a boyfriend called Hassad.
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=D

This thread is fucking genius. It's THE best of Bluelight.

Did he wear that hoodie out in the end? I thought he was planning on dressing up smart. It's the sort of thing you might wear to walk to the shops if you couldn't be arsed getting ready.
 
We are united in our hate for the shoody! Not to mention we're all hoping for an epic Mugobian tale where's spent the night hanging from a coat hook in his shoody being abused by Hassad and the other rude bwoi's.
 
Well, I'm back, early :( It was going well, we went to a pub first(happened to be the pub that her sister worked at, me thinks that was intentional to make her feel safer meeting someone from the net for the first time) so we were chatting for a while and getting on well, then one of her friends turned up claiming that she'd been stood up so she joined us for the rest of the night :| then someone else turned up, another of her friends that also works at the pub so he joined us for the rest of the night. We never ended up going bowling in the end.

When she first picked me up from the station she said do you want to go to the pub first or bowling and I said pub so we could chat a bit first, not knowing that was all going to happen, wish I'd said bowling now and got to spend some time with her. She is a really nice girl though and hopefully I'll see her again, I guess that is up to her though :\
 
Shame, but sounds like she's just being careful - very sensible really, maybe she's good at reading between the lines ;) When I was dating my old flame the first few times, she brought along her pal once. Problem was I couldn't work out which one I was meant to be winching! Her mate was fit too.
 
Mugz said:
Well, I'm back, early :( It was going well, we went to a pub first(happened to be the pub that her sister worked at, me thinks that was intentional to make her feel safer meeting someone from the net for the first time) so we were chatting for a while and getting on well, then one of her friends turned up claiming that she'd been stood up so she joined us for the rest of the night :| then someone else turned up, another of her friends that also works at the pub so he joined us for the rest of the night. We never ended up going bowling in the end.
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Wots wrong with that, I hope you asked for a three(four)some at least.
 
Yeah, actually if you're looking for a relationship I'd be glad she's not the kind of girl to drug/drag a Mugobian into her boudoir at opportunity 1.
 
I met her sister, her sister is a fucking stunner, doubt she is single though, lol. I do like this girl though, and not just because she has a super hot sister.

I agree she was just being sensible, have suggested going out again, waiting to hear back, she said she might give me a ring tomorrow as she's in town with another friend so I could maybe tag along again. I'd really like to spend some more time with her hanging out and having fun though.
 
Mugz said:
Well, I'm back, early :( It was going well, we went to a pub first(happened to be the pub that her sister worked at, me thinks that was intentional to make her feel safer meeting someone from the net for the first time) so we were chatting for a while and getting on well, then one of her friends turned up claiming that she'd been stood up so she joined us for the rest of the night :| then someone else turned up, another of her friends that also works at the pub so he joined us for the rest of the night. We never ended up going bowling in the end.

When she first picked me up from the station she said do you want to go to the pub first or bowling and I said pub so we could chat a bit first, not knowing that was all going to happen, wish I'd said bowling now and got to spend some time with her. She is a really nice girl though and hopefully I'll see her again, I guess that is up to her though :\
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That's a bit annoying. People shouldn't be inviting their friends out on dates. It's only going to make it a bit awkward for the other person because they don't know the people. Did you get much chance to chat with her or end up sitting about like a spare prick?

RLP said:
Pro-tip: Don't wear Fabreeze spray next time.
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:D

Mugz said:
have suggested going out again, waiting to hear back,
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Slow down mate, you're far too keen. You'll scare her off. Did you text her not long after you parted ways asking if she wanted to go out again?
 
Mugz said:
I met her sister, her sister is a fucking stunner, doubt she is single though, lol. I do like this girl though, and not just because she has a super hot sister.

I agree she was just being sensible, have suggested going out again, waiting to hear back, she said she might give me a ring tomorrow as she's in town with another friend so I could maybe tag along again. I'd really like to spend some more time with her hanging out and having fun though.
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I'd be dropping hints about how you're not a serial killer / rapist. Tag-a-long is OK for a bit but friend zone beckons if that goes on for too long.
 
TheSpade said:
That's a bit annoying. People shouldn't be inviting their friends out on dates. It's only going to make it a bit awkward for the other person because they don't know the people. Did you get much chance to chat with her or end up sitting about like a spare prick?
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Nah it's fair enough on first date, but needs knocked on the head sharpish.
 
TheSpade said:
That's a bit annoying. People shouldn't be inviting their friends out on dates. It's only going to make it a bit awkward for the other person because they don't know the people. Did you get much chance to chat with her or end up sitting about like a spare prick?



:D



Slow down mate, you're far too keen. You'll scare her off. Did you text her not long after you parted ways asking if she wanted to go out again?
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We got to spend about 45 minutes together before her friend turned up and that was nice chatting to her. I am known as mr keen, not mr sheen, especially not charlie, lol, if she cant handle me being keen then she's not for me, I'm afraid that is part of the mugz package.
 
It's definitely NOT fair enough on the first date IMO. If I turned up to a first date and a bird had invited her pals along I'd be well annoyed. I wouldn't bother with a second.

I am known as mr keen, not mr sheen, especially not charlie, lol, if she cant handle me being keen then she's not for me, I'm afraid that is part of the mugz package.
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You can be keen on her but don't make it so obvious. You'll turn her right off.
 
Females always bring a mate or happen to be with a mate first couple times. Luckily some of my mates are absolute cretins and will happily play wingman in any event, that's when you know when you have a good mate, when they'll take the ugly one just for your sake.

Sounds like it went ok but would have been better if you weren't so outnumbered. In that situation you either become the centre of attention or become a spare wheel. I've leart that the hard way.
 
TheSpade said:
It's definitely NOT fair enough on the first date IMO. If I turned up to a first date and a bird had invited her pals along I'd be well annoyed. I wouldn't bother with a second.



You can be keen on her but don't make it so obvious. You'll turn her right off.
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She claimed that she didn't invite them, that the girl turned up because she was stood up by some other random guy, and apparently she said she wasn't going to come out but she did in the end. The guy that joined us worked at the pub too and had just finished his shift. I would rather it had just been the two of us, I should have suggested bowling first and then maybe pub.
 
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