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Random MSN Gibberings 100th Edition : Salsa Dancing With My Confusion.

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^^ Call centre for Revenue & Customs. Brutal.


Spade - Wtf? The last time I signed on you just had to go in & sign on, maybe nod a bit at the cunt's chat & occasionally take a couple of application forms for shite jobs & fuck them straight in the bin outside.

Am I fuck contacting 28 employers a fortnight. That's a shift in itself. They can keep their fucking £50 a week if they expect me to do that.
 
Jordanian politician pulls a gun out on his political opponent live on TV.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...ate-video.html
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Seen it already, hilarious.

Got to love winding cunts up on Facebook. I constantly get updates about events on at the shitey bar my mate works in, told her to fucking wrap it, it descended into this...

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Why's she giving you a kiss after each comment? And your patter was shit til the very last comment which was decent standard. Sunday is usually my day of being a facebook tyrant.

And good mugz cos I'll probably go and see it sat or sunday. Looks decent enough, although that's if I get to pick, probably not actually.
 
Spade - Wtf? The last time I signed on you just had to go in & sign on, maybe nod a bit at the cunt's chat & occasionally take a couple of application forms for shite jobs & fuck them straight in the bin outside.

Am I fuck contacting 28 employers a fortnight. That's a shift in itself. They can keep their fucking £50 a week if they expect me to do that.
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You still just go in, sit down at the desk for 30 seconds, sign a piece of paper and then leave but you have to show your diary with 28 employers that you've contacted in that fortnight. You can just make it up, no one will check. Go on the jobseekers direct website the day before, type in 'call centre jobs' or whatever and write down every employer on the page, they list jobs from months back. You just have to write them down and make it look like you are trying.

And you get £71 a week seeing as you're over 25.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Why's she giving you a kiss after each comment? And your patter was shit til the very last comment which was decent standard. Sunday is usually my day of being a facebook tyrant.
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Haha, my patter wasn't meant to be funny, it's her reaction that's funny. It's better if you can get a pure wild reaction from very little effort. The kisses are just to show that she doesn't completely despise me, a lesser man would possibly take offense at repeatedly being told "FUCK YOU" & "FUCK OFF".

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You still just go in, sit down at the desk for 30 seconds, sign a piece of paper and then leave but you have to show your diary with 28 employers that you've contacted in that fortnight. You can just make it up, no one will check. Go on the jobseekers direct website the day before, type in 'call centre jobs' or whatever and write down every employer on the page, they list jobs from months back. You just have to write them down and make it look like you are trying.

And you get £71 a week seeing as you're over 25.
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Ahh right, I mind that wee Job Seeker diary thing. I bounced that in a bin after a few weeks as well the last time & they never bothered about it. They'll be far stricter now though. A whole £71 a week?!?!?!? WOOOOOHOOO! That will pay for about half a night out. Fuck knows how I'm gonna buy weed :(
 
28 employers a fortnight? I only have to fill in 6 in the booklet, I applied for 47 last week though, I've lost interest a bit this week. Thinking a sports, health and fitness HNC with a student loan is the way forward.

She sounded like one of those nutjob types, probably prep her within one night of cheeky texting, shag her the next, recieve hate mail for the following 6 months. You were quite witty, there's a couple facebook pages are hilarious, I don't know if you've ever seen that Dave OG Miles, Stinston Hunter (the UK to catch a predator dude) or Violently Masterbating to Songs of Praise, but they are worthy of a troll.

Anyone who doesn't understand basic sarcasm is always amusing.
 
that can't be a standard thing, there's about 20 employers within a 10 mile radius of me, you can't be contacting all of them every 10days or so...
 
I've been applying for all sorts of jobs though, apprenticeships, offshore skills academy, call centres, supermarkets, hotels, bars....been unemployed (more or less) since like may. Fed up, they say money doesn't make you happy, but I know if you gave me a million quid I could certainly entertain myself.

I actually have no idea how I pull off even making it out at weekends, I've actually mastered the art of going out with £20 and drinking half the bar. I used to be the idiot who'd blow £200 on drink then the same on drugs, hardly ever that stupid now.
 
Is the ketamine keeping you off the chicco cornishman? I'd far rather a g of ket, if I had that I'd hoof it now, coke I actually have the willpower to not bother unless I'm out now, even then has to be the proper shit or free.
 
Nicki Minaj is getting dogs abuse on Facebook after her performance at TITP.

https://www.facebook.com/nickiminaj?filter=2

This one's an absolute cracker

Jamie Kellyposted to Nicki Minaj
You must feel a right dick after getting boo'd after every song for that whole extremely large 30 minute set you did! Hope you never come back to scotland never mind titp or else al shite in a cup and fling it at ye. #wigwearingboot
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Good she's shite, they always play that "starships are ment to flyyy" tune in a few bars round here, awful. I don't mind some chart music but that is dreadful. Did you go to TITP? I watched the highlights can honestly say between that and youtube it looked shite, heard kasabien played the usual 20 tracks, noels band are shite (which I already thought and saw on TV), can be sure sven vath etc slam tent would have been outstanding but the headliners were all shite IMO. Swedish House Mafia are better alone ie Angello and Axwell are both decent individually. I don't rate Ingrosso so much.

Goodnight King of Mugobia! Be sure to update the Online Dating thread after text is complete tomorrow!!
 
Na, did I fuck. I was in London. The line-up was pretty shite other than Sunday's Slam Tent & the Subby tent. A couple of folk I know that were up there never went to any of the other stages at all lol.


Few other belters to Nicki Minaj

For a cross dressing Christmas tree, you're awful full of yourself. I hope everyone shits in buckets and chucks it at you. I wasn't even there but, you seem like a total cunt. I hope someone burns all your fucking wigs and pisses through your window when you're rubbing one out to brightly coloured baubles and fairy lights. You look like you lost a food fight with The Lost Boys from Hook.

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look minaj ya fukin trumpet get yer wee barbie heed oot yer fukin arse, an hour and a half late, no apologies and no class, calling us london and then runnin off after the worst titp performance ever, it's no as if we were basking in the sunshine waiting to see ye so dont come fukin back........ unless ye fancy yer hole doll x
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Haha, you've got to love daft scottish bams for being great at dishing out abuse.
 
28 employers a fortnight?
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Aye it's just changed this week apparently.

Did you go to TITP? I watched the highlights can honestly say between that and youtube it looked shite, heard kasabien played the usual 20 tracks, noels band are shite (which I already thought and saw on TV),
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I didn't go but saw bits of it on TV and reckon it would have been pretty good. I'm not a big fan of Noels new band but from the bit I saw he was playing Oasis tunes and then Stone Roses were coming on after him but for some reason they never showed any footage of that.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Is the ketamine keeping you off the chicco cornishman? I'd far rather a g of ket, if I had that I'd hoof it now, coke I actually have the willpower to not bother unless I'm out now, even then has to be the proper shit or free.
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Yeah I've been enjoying ket as of late, any cocaine worth buying is far too OTT price wise.
Not to mention dangerous.

Anyway, night EADD. ;)
 
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