You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

[ProfessorBananas]

You're stealing food from the grocery store to trade to your drug dealer for pills knowing fully well they don't give a fuck unless you got cash.

You spend any money you have on dope even though you've lost 15-20 pounds from lack of eating.

 

[KillCops]

If your only possessions consist of drug paraphernalia and your house has nothing in it but an upside down tupperware box to sit on because you sold everything else.

 

[xstayfadedx]

you find powder fragments on your desk and snort them without thinking twice

yep, done that and then one time it ended up not being heroin but deodorant. my mom saw random powder on my dresser and she picked it up and tasted it to see what it was, how stupid. so yeah at least it wasn't enough to be a big deal but she does get drug tests at the doctors since that was the deal so she could have her hydrocodone script for all these years.

 

[ohshea]

Here's some I didnt see posted yet..
You might be a junkie if...
...your mom calls you while watching the preakness horse races to tell you the horse named "shot in the arm" reminded her of you..(happened last month)
you get a call from your dealer worried about you because its already 8pm and you haven't called yet to cop..
....after getting an abscess drained you try running out the hospital in your gown because you want to go home without taking the antibiotics iv pick out of your vein...(security and nurses intervened)
...the secretary at the needle exchange doesn't even have to look up to greet you by name she recognizes you by the shuffle of your sandals coming in again...
..you wish surgeons could perform vein transplants..
...you longingly poke and caress your bfs veins so much he doesn't let you touch his arms anymore...
...the only time you get your period is in jail...

 

[Rabidrabbit]

you might be a junkie if you're sitting at the computer high on Bluelight while your girlfriend is on her laptop at a digital Nar-Anon Meeting... 8(

where the fuck did I make that wrong turn.....

 

[tackyspiral]

if you are pissed off the weather is warm because now its somewhat odd to wear long sleeves that cover ur tracks and so you are thinking of relocating to alaska until it cools down ... i hear they have decent dope there

 

[Folley]

^^ You might be a junkie if you're biggest concern when you're moving is the availability of drugs

 

[maxalfie]

You are probably a junkie if you know a lot of people that have died way younger than they should have done.

 

[maxalfie]

You might be a junkie if most of your friends have got damaged front doors courtesy of early morning calls by the police.

 

[jones-in_J]

You do some lines of D before your appointment, and end up nodding out and missing it.

What is d slang for? Smack?

 

[comatoserct]

^^^ yep. diesel/smack/chiva/heroin/etc

you might be a junkie if you go to sephora and creep the fuck out of the salesperson when you test out some concealer on a black and blue absolutely fucked track mark

 

[jones-in_J]

^^^ yep. diesel/smack/chiva/heroin/etc

you might be a junkie if you go to sephora and creep the fuck out of the salesperson when you test out some concealer on a black and blue absolutely fucked track mark

hahaha. there's a sephora warehouse around here this post is the only other time i've heard it mentioned other then people working there

fucking WIN

 

[blight12]

you find powder fragments on your desk and snort them without thinking twice

^^ This lol.

 

[verso]

You are probably a junkie if you know a lot of people that have died way younger than they should have done.

Most of the posts in this thread make me laugh, most, but not this one... it hits home.

 

[lilczey]

if u sell ur food stamps for drugs u are a junkie

 

[xstayfadedx]

Most of the posts in this thread make me laugh, most, but not this one... it hits home.

yeah.....

way too many fucking people.

 

[lilczey]

^^^stop following me in every thread^^^

 

[K88ABY]

......after an unusual amount of vigorous exercise you're mega excited cos you've spotted a new vein, and hurry to find a biro to remind you where it is.

 

[SM0K3Y]

You might be a junky if your favorite high is that razor thin line between death and the most orgasmic rush you've ever felt

 

[Tryptamino]

... if you would rather smoke meth resin at midnight, after already completing a crash earlier that day, even though you know you won't get high enough from it and you'll just not be able to sleep at all, and see shadow people, getting paranoid and overheated and dehydrated - rather than simply letting yourself fall asleep - all because you'd rather get it out of your mind than fall asleep normally, and avoid 24 more hours of these negative effects. nothing more irritating than realizing what a stupid decision it was while your smoking it, and then continuing to smoke, since "i'm already commited". that realization also contributes to the anxiety, as you're constantly aware of the fact that this hell could have easily been avoided, with just the tiniest amount of self-control and foresightedness.