Junkie cheat codes aka tips

[Rabidrabbit]

lol the Diners Drive Ins and Air marketd cracked me up

I watch that show some times when Im stoned, he does go to good places

We need to fast forward to some Willy Wonka/Mike Teevee times... where one can transport things thru the television! It will make Intervention worth watching again!

 

[Carl Landrover]

Dont do heroin

but if you are going to

dont even pour the shit out of the bag, just drop a straw in and piff away

Sometimes it can be slightly rocked or clumped together. The finer the powder is the better it'll get absorbed through the mucus membranes in your nose. This goes for any drug that you're sniffing.

Though that is still a valid tip especially if you're in a hurry and/or don't have a place to break out a line.

 

[shimazu]

Whenever I did that I would just slide the straw in the bag, jostle it around for a bit to get it loose, then do it.

Maybe like 5 times in my life Ive done that, because of my next tip

DONT DRIVE ON HEROIN IF YOUVE NEVER TRIED THAT STAMP YET

 

[Folley]

But you must ritualistically chop lines into an even finer powder because you're addicted to that part too.

soooo fucking true...


You could give me the finest powder coke in the world... I'll still sit there chopping up and snorting lines for hours.



Protip: After snorting a bunch, take the straw you used to snort and get some water. Hold your finger over the top so you can hold water in the straw, then drop that down your nose.

It will clear out any build up powder that gets clumped up in there

 

[Tommyboy]

Protip: Always exhale a little, and be conscious of your breathing when you lean down to sniff a line. If you don't do this, you may exhale a little onto the line of drugs and some will blow away.

Protip: If you get glassine stamp bags rip the bag off just above the dope before pouring it out. If you pour it out off the full bag there is enough air in the bag to blow some of the dope away when you are trying to get the rest of the dope out of the bag.

 

[verso]

Protip: After snorting a bunch, take the straw you used to snort and get some water. Hold your finger over the top so you can hold water in the straw, then drop that down your nose.

It will clear out any build up powder that gets clumped up in there

I thought we were the only ones who did this! LOL

Protip: If you want to do a pill while you are driving, take a post it, fold the pill into it, with sticky side out. Stick folded post it to dashboard, crush with lighter with one hand (while driving with other). When done crushing half unfold post it and sniff all the powder off of it. Much better than the CD case IMO as the powder CANNOT go anywhere (my buddy was an expert at this it was actually incredible).

I need to see this done! It sounds so cartoonish, and I feel like if someone did that in front of me, my sides would hurt from laughing so hard.

 

[xstayfadedx]

The weirdest thing I've done with water in my nose is put a water bottle in it and squeeze water up my nose LOL.... I didn't drink it though after.

 

[maxalfie]

Protip: Don't snort using paper currency that has been touched by probably hundreds of germy hands

I like to print my own paper currency so don't have that problem.
Only problem is waiting for the ink to dry.

 

[throwupmonster]

be mindful of your surroundings, including weather. i was in a bathroom at a beach in florida (at least 250 degrees in there) cooking up a shot on the tp dispenser. leaning over the spoon.... and a huge drop of sweat slides down my nose and slow motion falls right into the spoon splashing a bunch of precious dilaudid out. i still did the shot, and considered sucking up the wasted drops with a cotton but didnt. dont lean over the spoon if youre shooting up in a sauna atmosphere is what im saying. and i +1 the needle cap awareness project.

 

[Sprout]

Never buy stimulants in bulk. Ever.
Fapping for 4 days because you wanted a 'little taster' is not worth it.

And +1 on the awareness of breathing, I've gone to do a line and blew away the glorious powder then spent all night scraping the carpet and sniffing lint *rolleyes*

 

[DooMMooD]

I need to see this done! It sounds so cartoonish, and I feel like if someone did that in front of me, my sides would hurt from laughing so hard.

I'm not even gonna lie I was so impressed by his ability to do this I used to grin when he'd start it up. It was actually incredible that he could bust a pill and snort it, without losing a speck of powder, all while driving. When someone would be in the car and had never seen it done before, i'd go "Yo check out what [X] can do, its CRAZY AWESOME!" lol. I'm not as good at it as him, he was literally a pro at this technique.

And TOMMYBOY: So true about the exhale first! Idk how I forgot to say that, I did that allllllllllll the time b/c there were just a few times i totally accidentally exhaled through the straw not paying attention. After awhile I made SURE to exhale before, just like you said, and hold my breath out, that way I wouldn't be able to exhale accidentally.

 

[comatoserct]

If you have dope that needs to be cooked, use a measuring spoon.
I have mistakenly used a needle exchange cooker with tweezers which ended up in ~$150 being spilled on the carpet

Always have a water bottle with you when you cop

 

[tOOts16]

But you must ritualistically chop lines into an even finer powder because you're addicted to that part too.

buddies can't believe I enjoy snorting meth...but then they see me play in it for about 10 minutes first , due to my training with coke

 

[brimz]

the thread title makes Heroin addiction sound like a computer game.

Here's a tip always keep your stuff in your mouth .

 

[STEEN]

brimz: and a water bottle ofcourse.

i made a fucking picture tutorial in adobe indesign with my own pics and info for making them little enveloppes for stashing powders, with tips for paper and everything.
but then i fucking touched the on/off button of the power-brick with my toe.

fffffffuuuuuuuuuu

but i am starting all over again.

 

[CymbalKid]

I always carry a tube with me. A lot easier than rolling bills

 

[verso]

Yeah I always keep a couple starbucks straws (the smaller ones) in the glove compartment and a couple razors. I try not to keep them together, and once I cut that straw, it's going out the window when I'm finished with it.

If a cop were to pull us over, they'd find no real paraphernalia on us unless they pulled us over at the very moment we're copping, in which case paraphernalia be damned because we're fucked anyway. lol

 

[ProfessorBananas]

Always wear a belt. Keep sunglasses nearby

 

[treezy z]

don't cop in a black ghetto if you're white, don't drive a nice car in a white neighborhood if you're black and have anything illegal.

 

[verso]

^ I don't know where you're from, but if you're from around here and you want to pick up dope at a fair price without getting middled or beat, then you're taking a trip into the city, into a black neighborhood... that's just how it goes.

If you're lucky, then you can see a dealer on a main strip where it isn't so blatantly obvious. If you're not so lucky, then yeah, you might have to drive down some side streets where it's a little more obvious...