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Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v.IX - Where's Wally?

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Shambles said:
On the plus side, a fresh Monstapic - lookin' plenty twatzorised too =D - and is the longhairheaded look a relatively recent thing? Sure that wasn't there last pic I saw of ya. Mind you, that was probably a good coupla years back...

EDIT: Blimey that's a nonsensical ramble and a half even by my standards 8(
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I've always been long-haired... Oh, a few years back I shaved it all off but hated it. So it's really long now (passed shoulders) and I'm going to comb it all back, wap it in a bobble and then just take some scissors to it at a certain length.
Maybe it was hiding....

And you are loved for your rambles! I wouldn't have you any other way ;) Give me a call some time....
Seriously though, now I'm taking a bow from modding, you're one of the people who shaped me when I joined Mr. Sham, so thankyou for that :) You're a rather special human being mate <3
 
knockando said:
Are you still using moon cups marmz? I was having a discussion with a friend about how they work but we couldn't work it out. What escapes us is how exactly they are fitted and extracted?
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yup, I am

theyre silicone, so they fold, so the largest bit at the top folds over into a smaller type triangle shape, and then you just have to kinda slip it in like that, and as soon as it's through the entrance to yer vagoo, it sorta reshapes itself and almost suctions to your cervix immediately.

there's a little pull nodule thing at the bottom of it for you to tug on to pull it out (which you cut to size, so it doesn't stick out yer vagoo :o) ... it makes a 'schluuuurp' sound as you pull it out and break the suction from your cervix. sounds painful, but it's not. the hardest part is getting it in tbh. using two fingers and handling the cup and pushing it in when space is limited is the hardest bit

will post better pics of how it folds n stuff when it's time in a few days

(that felt really weird typing, knowing there are people 5 mins away what might be reading :o)
 
Marmalade said:
yup, I am

theyre silicone, so they fold, so the largest bit at the top folds over into a smaller type triangle shape, and then you just have to kinda slip it in like that, and as soon as it's through the entrance to yer vagoo, it sorta reshapes itself and almost suctions to your cervix immediately.

there's a little pull nodule thing at the bottom of it for you to tug on to pull it out (which you cut to size, so it doesn't stick out yer vagoo :o) ... it makes a 'schluuuurp' sound as you pull it out and break the suction from your cervix. sounds painful, but it's not. the hardest part is getting it in tbh. using two fingers and handling the cup and pushing it in when space is limited is the hardest bit

will post better pics of how it folds n stuff when it's time in a few days
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Yes please!

Suction is exactly what I was trying to explain to my pal but he wasn't getting it.
 
ahh.. well I just remembered there's a small air hole in it too ... so when you squeeze it into a smaller shape and insert it, as it reshapes, more air will probably get in almost as it meets the cervix, which then causes the suction, and that helps it stick to the cervix ... and s'probably why there's a big schlurpie noise as you pull it out and it breaks that suction bond
 
@Knock

You just wanted her to go through he detail you fekin perv......and she did, good work;)
 
Or pizza time?

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@Marmz

Not guilty, your havin a fekin laugh in my current state neither body or soul are willing, thanks for the thought though :D

@Kate - "sanitary napkin" who in this crazy world calls them that :?
 
ewww wtf.

I never usually check this thread out and I think I will leave it a little while until the next time... :|
 
knockando said:
There's an elephant in the room, Shambles!
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Indeed there is, Knock. But am currently attempting to lose a few pounds (or stones :\) so less of the elephant comparisons and more of the curvacious fannymagnet observations if you please :p

And yes, I do understand the need to back up claims like that with pixelform evidence. Hmm... as I've been pleasingly poppifried today - and for several antecedent days - I could be considered carefree and careless enough to feel comfy posting pix. Would still require rootin' 'round amongst very many old carrier bags full of unlabelled CDs/DVDs to find such a thing though. Spose the amount of somewhat wired opienergy mostly utilised in typing out reams of inconsequential drivel could perhaps be diverted to less self-indulgent forms of wastage.

All this talk of mooncups also reminded me I promised a Shampic in return for Mz Marmz' yummyscrum mooncup pic. Hmm... despite location I'm not by nature a Welsher. Will finish this 'ere pint and consider my rummaging options...

Also, loving the multifarious menstrumentions afoot on this page. Coppery-cloddy vag-gravy ftw <3

Monsta: *shambles blushes and mumbles "shucks 'n' stuff... yer not so bad yerself* <3
 
Some of us have seen pics of Shammy, the lucky few have met him. He's an attractive looking man - all hippy like mind ;)

Nae elephants in this room.
 
Fill yer boots, folks...

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No full facials but provided enough sections to make yer own photofit should you feel the urge.

PS: Apologies for only posting the thumbnail versions but the full-size ones are way beyond huge (to the point you can count individual pores 'n' follicles 'n' stuff :D) cos I forgot to resize 'em before uploading 'em somewhere and cannae be arsed to re-up 'em.
 
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