Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

[Mailmonkey]

Get to fuck with the 'Tracey'. :D

hello sailor!

 

[Myshkin]

Is that Charlie Manson?

 

[knock]

Pulling off simultaneous impressions of Tracey Emin and Trigger is pretty fucking impressive.

 

[Mailmonkey]

^^naah, too ugly

Pulling off simultaneous impressions of Tracey Emin and Trigger is pretty fucking impressive.

BOOM!

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

The only way I know it isn't, is that you don't have a gaggle of women fawning over you

 

[Myshkin]

They're just out of shot.

 

[Marmalade]

*goes into barbers hairdressers*

Samantha/Tracey: I'll have a Brian Molko please Mistah!
/sqeaky voice

 

[parttime crackhead]

Pulling off simultaneous impressions of Tracey Emin and Trigger is pretty fucking impressive.

Oh shit! HAHAHA!

Do you not feel guilty in retrospect about chopping up white dogshit, given its unfortunate absence in this day and age?

Not enough people miss white dog shit imo. It's a sad loss. My mate spotted one in Dennistoun (road-jobby capital of Europe) not long ago right enough, he should have captured it & donated it to a musuem.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

The hole is amused.

 

[effie]

Baron Seyer ey, fancy hosting an EADD meet? Always wanted to go to Finland

Poorly in bed. Hot toddy stat.

 

[ColtDan]

Cousins girlfriend is hosting a party/festival of sorts tonight. Live bands, DJs, food, drink, etc etc. Gonna be a wild night

Sounds good, enjoy

 

[Seyer]

Will do ^

Baron Seyer ey, fancy hosting an EADD meet? Always wanted to go to Finland

One day, one day

 

[Mailmonkey]

Will do ^

One day, one day

Can you arrange it in Devon, anywhwere within 10 miles of Ipplepen will be fine for me.

 

[koneko]

Not enough people miss white dog shit imo. It's a sad loss. My mate spotted one in Dennistoun (road-jobby capital of Europe) not long ago right enough, he should have captured it & donated it to a musuem.

I took this pic with my iphone about a month ago - Felix says it was embarrassing me taking a pic of a white shite, we were out on a nice middle-aged couple evening walk - but hey ho I was delighted with the find and had to record it 8)

Saturday felicitations EADD, pishing it down here, it's like October 8( wanna be gardening but am stuck indoors now with booze n' drugs quality combination eh :D

 

[ColtDan]

indeed that is an excellent combo,

also pissing down here, been chilling n watching Misfits, playing guitar n doing a bit of mixing. feeling a bit rough for some reason but.... time for some vodka, rave on later, might be quieter than usual though as a lot of people have gone up to glade but nevermind, booze n 6-APB should be niiiiiiiice

 

[watsons torment]

the finnish free party scene is supposed to be epic, the forest partys look fucking amazing, shame about all the psytrance but you can't have it all :D

 

[parttime crackhead]

^^ Brilliant. I'm both proud of you for getting the picture & laughing my head off at the thought of you taking it.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I dunno, that loooks fake to me kate.

Either you and felix sprayed it with some snow spray from xmas, or just white aerosol.

or, perhaps more sinister, someone in your area is spraying the odd turd white, to fool people into thinking white dog turds are making a comeback.

 

[koneko]

I was definitely real and if you wish to PM me your address I'll go get it and post it to you

bound to still be there, its quiet round here, surely must be more...though prefer not to follow thoughts of stalking the dog that shites white

*shakes head to remove notion*

I have over 3K photos on my iphone of random shit fucking love it.

 

[knock]

I have over 3K photos on my iphone of random shit fucking love it.

literally?