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Random MSN Gibberings XCVII - Men vs. Hairdressers/Seedy Sam's Mullet

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So you just on the sick then aye? Nice one, can't beat a good old paid skive. :D
 
TheSpade said:
Why is it pink? Strawberry flavour? Westons Vintage is where it's at, haven't had any for about 5 months. When I'm fed up of this no drinking nonsense I'll be buying some, it's still only £1.50 in the local Co-op.
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westons still 2 for 3 quid at our Co too :D

bulmers no17 will be in your Co maybe Spade, it's red berry flavoured with a burst of lime, it's pink fizzy pop with 4% alc in it.

the burst of lime is undetectable.
 
TheSpade said:
Bulmers is cider for people who don't like real cider. ;)

Nothing wrong with red wine though you unsophisticated swines!
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Don't get me wrong here! I love proper wine. ;)

EDIT: Just choked on my tea for absolutely no reason. Good god it's painful. Must've been at least three quarters of a mouthful.
 
westons still 2 for 3 quid at our Co too
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It's not two for £3 here anymore because they're not allowed to have promos like that anymore, so it's just £1.50 a bottle instead. ;)
 
Judging by the bags I have got this morning I can only assume my eyes have packed up and are leaving my face.
 
TheSpade said:
So you just on the sick then aye? Nice one, can't beat a good old paid skive. :D
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Currently my place won't actually let me in the building, apparently I'm a considered a risk in the event of a fire or building evacuation, you can tell I haven't been there long as there the only risks they've identified at the mo =D

mmm Guinness?? that doesn't really count as booze,its a food surely:sus:
 
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Booze, food... what's the difference eh?

My left thigh is scratched up. I've no idea how, but it certainly wasn't from anything dirty and I didn't do it. Bizarre.

At least I'm not a fire risk. ;)
 
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No Sam, you juts haven't been risk assessed lately :)

Maybe the thigh thing is some kind of weird stigmata it's the only plausible reason I can think of, maybe you are the second coming of ......something or another, expect further wierdity to descend upon you. These may be difficult to identify from your your day to day wierdity but thats the price you pay for being The Chosen One;)
 
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Its a lie those photo's are fakes, I haven't been rearing any cows, it's Sam that's the Crowley apprentice, bet he's had a goat or 2, probably with the Rolling Stones as on lookers just for the kudos ;)
 
Sorry to hear that mate :( stating the obvious etc, - look for another job, your a clever guy, but your situation must be alot more complicated than that,
 
Cornishman said:
What to do..

I lost my job and don't know where to go from here?
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Sorry to here that, any redundancy or just layed off ?

Do you work in particular field, anything you might be able to turn into self employment, I've come across a few people of late making a living pout of repairing game consoles and selling spares through Ebay. Money for old rope for me as I used to do military standard circuit board test and repair.

Not saying that would be for you but you might be able to find something to generate a bit of cash in the short term.

Good Luck.
 
Yeah good luck Cornishman, it's shit being out of work mate, try and keep your chin up mate!
 
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