Random MSN Gibberings XCVI - A bit of Neil Diamond as well I reckon

[Mailmonkey]

No not at all. Just every other post I make you chime in with some worthless bullshit, almost always an ad hom (in fact I don't think i've seen you put many arguments forward on anything, even when you had me blocked). Yet you still can't see that you're the didactic one, can you? For some reason you think you can exert social pressure on me to conform to your view of the world, and I think your frustration stems from the fact I won't toe the line.

Like I said, I will be sure to make sure I PM you any future stories to see if they can be corroborated from within your retarded carrot cruncher bubble.

No, you are an oversensitive, defensive moron who can't see when he just might be in the wrong.

Someone has told you an anecdote.

A number of people disbelieved it.

I mentioned it in ONE LINE in a post where I commented on a number of posts from the previous day's gibberings.

Just put me on ignore if you find me so objectionable.

Just every other post I make you chime in with some worthless bullshit

The majority of your posts I don't comment on, as they either don't interest me, or I know you'll get uber-defensive.

n fact I don't think i've seen you put many arguments forward on anything

So fucking what? I'm not on this site to put arguments forward, I'm here cos I like the vast majority of people in EADD, I like drugs, gardening, cooking, fishing, there's not really much in that to "put arguments forward" on.

You may well put forward more arguments than me, but so what? Most of your arguments are fucking nonsense anyway.

And yeah colostomy-boy, any time you're up for a cripple fight, PM me But don't bother PM'ing me any of your arguments or 3rd hand urban myths you wish to pass off as facts.

EDIT>>>>>and one more thing

For some reason you think you can exert social pressure on me to conform to your view of the world

I you have absolutely NO INTEREST in exerting pressure on you to conform to my view of the world. I merely think, as did a number of other people, that you've been fed an urban myth which you've regurgitated as fact.....and we know you don't like pedalling backwards.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

No, you are an oversensitive, defensive moron who can't see when he just might be in the wrong.

Someone has told you an anecdote.

A number of people disbelieved it.

I mentioned it in ONE LINE in a post where I commented on a number of posts from the previous day's gibberings.

Just put me on ignore if you find me so objectionable.

The majority of your posts I don't comment on, as they either don't interest me, or I know you'll get uber-defensive.

So fucking what? I'm not on this site to put arguments forward, I'm here cos I like the vast majority of people in EADD, I like drugs, gardening, cooking, fishing, there's not really much in that to "put arguments forward" on.

You may well put forward more arguments than me, but so what? Most of your arguments are fucking nonsense anyway.

And yeah colostomy-boy, any time you're up for a cripple fight, PM me But don't bother PM'ing me any of your arguments or 3rd hand urban myths you wish to pass off as facts.

I admit when i'm in the wrong all the time. Once again you seem to think that because someone else agrees with you that add's weight to your point, and it doesn't. You seem to think you're the moderator of truth, so i'll be sure not to step on your toes. I guess this limits me to talking about which types of animals i've seen shagging each other and webbed feet children, because that's about as far as your rural experience of life takes you? It's not an anecdote you div, 2 seperate people saw it with their own eyes... It's not like i'd question you if you said you'd seen a letter box that was 10ft by 10ft or something, because i'm not arrogant enough to think I know everything that exists or happens in the world.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'm not even gonna comment any more on this.

Look, that means you've had the last word.

You're IN THE RIGHT again!!!!

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I'm not even gonna comment any more on this.

Look, that means you've had the last word.

You're IN THE RIGHT again!!!!

I already knew I was in the right from the start. Why you think I would bother go around repeating unverified facts that are third hand is beyond me. What an arrogant lecturing prick you are.

 

[Mailmonkey]

you KNOW that rugby players drink pints from shoes, one of which contained one of their teammates turds, are you now saying this is a verified fact.

Even though you've never seen it. I thought it was a story you were told.?

When I was 17 a lad down the road told me he was hungover to fuck as he'd drunk 58 pints of beer the previous night. Is that a FACT?

A bloke down the pub told me a couple of weeks ago that he'd caught a 26lb bass in one of the estuaries I fish regularly. Is that a FACT? (UK bass record is about 19lb'sish)

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I know that 2 of my closest friends who have never lied to me in my life saw it. It's like you calling bullshit on a story your wife told you (i've probably known both of them longer than you've known your wife)... I already know that rugby players are testosterone fueled knobs, and it certainly isn't beyond them to behave like this. I've seen them do remarkably similar things with my own eyes, so I don't see why this wouldn't happen? It's not like they actually drank the shit.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I know that 2 of my closest friends who have never lied to me in my life saw it. It's like you calling bullshit on a story your wife told you... I already know that rugby players are testosterone fueled knobs, and it certainly isn't beyond them to behave like this. I've seen them do remarkably similar things with my own eyes, so I don't see why this wouldn't happen? It's not like they actually drank the shit.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha, they've "never lied to you in your life"

fuckin ell you really are a thick cunt.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha, they've "never lied to you in your life"

fuckin ell you really are a thick cunt.

Why wouldn't I trust them? So what exactly is it about this particular story that you think is beyond truth? Rugby players do some pretty sick shit. I've seen people pin each other down and give them shit tashs, i've seen people top up other people's pints with piss etc. so why not this?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Why wouldn't I trust them? So what exactly is it about this particular story that you think is beyond truth? Rugby players do some pretty sick shit. I've seen people pin each other down and give them shit tashs, i've seen people top up other people's pints with piss etc. so why not this?

eww

 

[Mailmonkey]

I can't think of a single person i've had more than a passing acquaintance with that I've "never lied to", or exaggerated.

At least I'm finding out what rocks your boat MSB

I've seen people pin each other down and give them shit tashs

bet that was good to watch.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

If I wanted to join a club that had a hazing initiation, that did the turd in one pint in ten, I would do it. It's worth the risk to watch someone else get a mouthful of shit. Especially if I was already wasted.

 

[ColtDan]

you'd wanna see somebody get a mouthful of shit? thats odd

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

you'd wanna see somebody get a mouthful of shit? thats odd

Yeah it would be rank and funny as fuck. Are you telling me you've never see 2 girls one cup?

(DO NOT WATCH THIS YPDH!!!)

 

[TheSpade]

You're a fucking idiot, you haven't seen this shit in a shoe drinking game, some rugger cunt from some Uni, I'm guessing prob in his early 20's told you about this game. I call bullshit.

I've never seen anyone drink beer and shit from a shoe but I've seen guys (marines) drink each others piss for a laugh. They knew what they were doing and thought it was funny. I was almost vomiting.

 

[knock]

Is this why rugby is less popular than football? Sport isn't my thing. Thank fuck!

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I've never seen anyone drink beer and shit from a shoe but I've seen guys (marines) drink each others piss for a laugh. They knew what they were doing and thought it was funny. I was almost vomiting.

Nights out with marines are mental. I don't even know why they wear clothes out in the first place...

 

[knock]

I've never seen anyone drink beer and shit from a shoe but I've seen guys (marines) drink each others piss for a laugh. They knew what they were doing and thought it was funny. I was almost vomiting.

Piss is sterile. Shit is not.

 

[Mailmonkey]

If I wanted to join a club that had a hazing initiation, that did the turd in one pint in ten, I would do it. It's worth the risk to watch someone else get a mouthful of shit. Especially if I was already wasted.

What sort of cunt would want to join a club that had a hazing initiation?

What sort of cunt would think that putting a shit in a drink (which is in a fucking shoe ) and then seeing who'd (unknowingly) take a swig is a good initiation test?

What sort of fucking cretin (as crackhead said) would get the shoe anywhere near their face without already realising there was a human, well a rugby player's, turd in it?

And what sort of fucking twat would want to see someone accidentally swallow a bit of human turd?

Yeah, the more you go on with this, the more you're coming out the better man.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

What sort of cunt would want to join a club that had a hazing initiation?

What sort of cunt would think that putting a shit in a drink (which is in a fucking shoe ) and then seeing who'd (unknowingly) take a swig is a good initiation test?

What sort of fucking cretin (as crackhead said) would get the shoe anywhere near their face without already realising there was a human, well a rugby player's, turd in it?

And what sort of fucking twat would want to see someone accidentally swallow a bit of human turd?

Yeah, the more you go on with this, the more you're coming out the better man.

Erm, most sports and military institutions I guess?

What sort of fucking twat would want to see someone accidently swallow a bit of human turd? You obviously missed the whole Dirty Sanchez phase, and never went to one of their stage shows did you? They have made a living out of doing shit like that for the best part of a decade now.

The judgementalism goes on and on. Of course you don't understand it, so no one else can find that funny. You're basically one of those Daily Mail cunts even if you don't read it, aren't you?

 

[Mailmonkey]

ahhhh, military institutions....no cunts/twats/morons there, that's all cleared up then.

I thought hazing/beasting was frowned upon even in those circles now, it's a form of bullying.

Yeah, to be honest, I have better things to do than watch people eat shit, unless its a John Waters film, then its art innit