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Stimulants Hints and Tips for Meth Smokers!

just swallowed the crystals whole and chased with soda.
it was kind of a rush job, gas station bathroom waitin' for the bus to work.
capsule would get it all to the stomach huh?
i did about two bowls worth. not even a point.
i had always assumed it would be wasteful and require a bunch. i was pleasantly surprised.
i can't even imagine what it would have been like if i hadn't smoked myself stupid the night before and had some food and sleep.
from now on when i get my shit i'll get my mandatory rush but just like once. then it's oral.
smoking seems even sillier than it did before.

i was super focused and super organized at work.
no fiending till i started smoking a few hours ago.
no desired for compulsive re-dosing.

i see why you're always encouraging oral use.
i'm sold.

my new goal in life is to get a script for desoxyn.
ha.

Super glad that you gave it a go orally ;)
Now the next step is to do it orally at the start - like when you haven't had any for a while and your tolerance is low (like after you've slept).
I promise you will feel like a king!
I'm talking about the body "high", comfort and general confidence that I can't really describe in words......................so once you have tried it fresh, maybe u can describe for us, as I enjoy reading your posts and would like to see what u write about the "feeling like a king" feeling.
Hope this makes sense.
So,
1. body fresh
2. take orally
3. KING
:)
 
No solvents... Guess I'll just have to make due until I'm out. First hits were real nice.... now it tastes like burnt meth lmao


why you no see my cleaning post!??!?!?

lol....you don't need any type of cleaner, solvent, nothing. never. ew.

ya smoke cigs? real easy: take yer ash tray, grab a few q-tips, and clean the inside and outside of the bowl with a bit of water and ash. (dip q-tip in water. dip moist q-tip in ashes. clean pipe. rinse with warm water many times. shake excess water out of pipe. dry inside with clean dry q-tips or use blowdryer.)

bam, looks like you just bought that shit from the store, son.


you no smoke ciggies, you say? well surely, (hopefully...) you brush your teefs, which means you have toothpaste. Follow directions for cleaning above with ashes, except take out the word ashes and sub toofpaste.
 
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I saw your post dude :) Pretty sure I responded to it too lol?


By the third day I was all out of meth, and ended up taking like 25 or more resin hits... pretty sure I got anything left in there :!

But I think I'm just going to throw it away, it's just a temptation at this point :\ not trying to do this shit again.
 
You need the solvent acetone to do an acetone wash, to filter out the adulterants. Something I would recommend doing to street drugs like methamphetamine and cocaine which are not soluble in anhydrous acetone.

@Folley, good luck! I hope you can stay off it! If I can, then you can! Once I gave up on vaporizing methamphetamine, the addiction became a lot less problematic for me to handle, and I've cut back to using only a handful of times a month, now orally or rectally in lower dosages.
 
I saw your post dude :) Pretty sure I responded to it too lol?


By the third day I was all out of meth, and ended up taking like 25 or more resin hits... pretty sure I got anything left in there :!

But I think I'm just going to throw it away, it's just a temptation at this point :\ not trying to do this shit again.

i know it's not funny but...
HA.
i'll get mad after having spent a few hours trying to get resin hits and get mad an rinse my pipe out thoroughly and still try get a hit.
did this last night for like three hours, then spent the next three on my knees crawling around the floor looking for shards.
i think i've spent a good four or five days of my life total doing this.

oral man. oral.



also, i like kingliness...
 
ahem...

HOW TO BOOTY BUMP: AKA RECTAL ADMINISTRATION by littlepenguin

So you wanna put meth up your butt? Well, you've come to the right place my friend. Follow these tried and true steps for the best booty bumping experience possible.

EQUIPMENT:
1) A baby nose cleaner. Yes, this thing right here:
babynosecleaner.jpg
Walk thru the baby aisle with all the lotions and diapers and whatnot and you'll find it there, for like two or three dollars. Keep it clean, and you'll have a booty bumper for a loooong time.
2) A shallow dish or bowl to put your booty bump shot in.
3) semi-lukewarm water

PREPARATIONS:
1) Obtain product. Weigh out desired amount of product (for me, I put some out on the counter and crush it up and chop it really fine as if I was setting up a rail, and I even do set up a rail, because that way it's easy for me to recognize how much of the powder I will be adding to my water. I do this because often times, you'll grab a tiny leetle shard and you'll think 'man this ain't shit' but then you crush it up to do a line and you're all 'where the eff did that come from'...and not only that, since I always grab too much for myself, well golly gee, I've got a line all set up for me later. Two birds, one stone. You know the drill.)
2) Get your dish. Ramekin. Monkey dish. Small bowl. Whatever the hell you wanna use. I use a tall shot glass, because this way I don't add too much water to the mix. (If you do add too much water, just find a bottle to keep it in for later. Waste not, want not.) Add your finely chopped product to the shot glass. Top with kinda lukewarm water (a little warm water is very relaxing for your poop chute. However, do NOT USE HOT WATER! yeowcha! Err on the side of caution, and when you think you've got a temp you want, do it just a little cooler than that, until you figure out what's comfy for you.) I digress. So, semi lukewarm water and product in shot glass. How much water, you ask? Well, I guess I would say about one oz. of H2O, (approx. 30 mL) or maybe a tad more. It's important to use enough water, but not too much. If you don't use enough, well, you'd be trying to shoot goo up your......yeahhhhhhh anyways....and if you use too much, and you shoot all that water up your sphinchter, you're gonna have to poo like nobody's biz...so find a happy medium and stick around an oz of fluid or so.
OPTIONAL, YET AWESOME PREPARATION:
Enema. Yep, enema. Don't gimme that look, you're about to put meth up your ass with a baby nose dropper for pete's sake, so just listen.
I never ever use chemical enemas, the ones that are supposed to make you poo. No no no. I just use a little bit (about 1/4 cup or a tad more) of semi lukewarm water and a dash of salt, squeeze it up there, stick your ass up in the air for about 5-10 seconds, and get up and go to the toilette and do your thang. Not only does this leave you with a minty fresh clean feeling, but your sphinchter will have more free area to absorb your dopeage! Brilliant!

RECTAL ADMINISTRATION:
1) Grab your baby nose cleaner. Your shot mix should be chillin' in your bowl/cup/dish of choice. Squeeze bulb on baby nose cleaner. Stick end into dish/glass. Release the squeeze, sucking up all the deliciousness preciousness into the bulb of the squishy thingy.
2) Find a place to get comfy, cuz you're gonna be there for a minimum of ten minutes. Grab your phone, your laptop, your mom, your cat, whatever you like.
3) Lay a towel down. Shit happens, yo.
4) Lay down on your left side, with your left leg extended, and right leg flexed forward for balance. See here:
leftlay.jpg

Don't like that position? Try this one:
bootyinair.jpg

Either way, you need to lay still for AT LEAST 10 minutes. So I prefer position 1, so then I can watch some p0rns on the old laptop or what have you. (booty bumps make me wicked crazy horny I tell ya...)
5) Lube up your balloon knot or lube up the end of the baby nose cleaner with a little spit, or lube, or whatever you want, or just throw it in raw dog. Whatever makes you happy. Not like you're about to take king kong kock here or anything. Slide it in about 1/2-3/4". Squeeze bulb firmly, but gently. You don't want to blast it inside, but you want the motion to be swift enough to get it all in one squirt. Doing more than one squishy squirt isn't bad, but it forces extra air in there and I am not a huge fan.
6) Lay still and relax. Take deep breaths. It's usually a tiny tad uncomfortable for the first 3-4 minutes (the feeling like you're gonna shit yourself) but just relax and know that the feeling will pass shortly. Don't poo. You'll end up taking a really expensive shit. Nobody wants expensive shits.

Well, there ya go! You have just successfully administered illegal drugs up your poop chute! Call your moms! <3
 
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I like your guide, but isn't it better to use a syringe than that big baby nose cleaner thing? That thing looks like it would be unsanitary.

Idk, I like syringes, cheap, disposable, cheap %)
 
I like your guide, but isn't it better to use a syringe than that big baby nose cleaner thing? That thing looks like it would be unsanitary.

Idk, I like syringes, cheap, disposable, cheap %)

You can use whatever you want. A syringe works superbly. I use a baby nose cleaner. I clean it out with antibacterial soap and hot water after each use. Thank you for answering each and every one of my posts with something that is 'better' than I suggested. It is much appreciated and I love it more than a fat kid loves cake.
 
For cleaning my pipas, I use metal tongs and a gas stove, takes a bit but holding it near the blue flame burns all the impurities off in time, but they almost always come out looking like I just bought em when I'm done, can take 20 min or so, I usually rinse whatever will washout with a rigourous rinse n shake first then begin the heating, DO NOT RUN COOL WATER THROUGH THE HEATED PIPE if you want to rinse the heated fucker have steaming hot water for a midway rinse, otherwise you'll have a sad ironic crack pipe :P The gunk usually burnsoff the bottom n nestles near the crab, you wanna make sure the gasses can escape out the carb so never tilt it more than sideways with an upward angle, then for the tube angle it ever so slightly so the fumes can get out the back hole, q tip the melted runoff that forms in the tube as much as possible so you're not there for hours, I know how you spun bastards get :P

Torch lighters work a bit faster but this is a good in home remedy when one's not around and your dickhead friend wanted to try smoking speed for the first time and made charbroiled chicken out of your magic crystals :(
 
Ok, I see some things I've been doing wrong, but this is a lot to take in, so I'll have to report back after giving it a try or two and seeing if I notice a difference. I'm SO thankful to you, littlepenguin, for the detailed post!!!

you're very welcome. hate to see folks burning their stuffs. and yes, it is a lot to take in, as said earlier, it's an art for pete's sake - it took me I think 3+ solid months of everyday smoking to finally get it right. so, practice makes perrrrfect.

Yeah, it turns solid VERY quickly. Like, it's all I can do to rotate it without it solidifying as soon as it's not directly above the flame with each pass. You say that's a good sign for quality, right? This stuff was weird. When I got it, it was a bunch of shards in the bag, then they all stuck together like they must've been the moist/sticky kind, but they since dried again, so I've got one massive chunk that I have to break pieces off of.

Yes, snap back (solidifying) should happen pretty darn quick once the heat is removed, depending upon the amount in the bowl, and the thickness of the glass. It should never take longer than about 10 seconds unless the bowl is huge and super hot. If it's ever taking more than about 20 seconds, it's likely junk. As you see more, you'll notice the patterns in the snap backs that are made - what's normal/good and what's questionable.

If possible, you should avoid acquiring the product when it's not fully dried. You're putting extra dough in your provider's pocket. The acetone wash was probably not completely dried at that point, which is a huge plus for the provider. If he/she sells it super fast while it's still wet, they will make more money because, well, it's wet, therefore adding extra weight. It's not a gigantic difference, but hey, it's my money.

I just bought this pipe when I started with this batch like a month ago. By now, it's kinda dirty, but that's not always been a problem. I'm lazy and haven't cleaned it yet, but twice I gave up on the contents of the bowl and scraped them out with a lock pick that happened to fit perfectly into the hole on top.

As I said in my first post, I am anal about having a clean bowl. I can't stand to see a black old nasty pipe, I guess I'm a snob - I won't smoke outta that shit. Yuk. Not only does it taste and look gross, all that black shit eats your shiny new product - we don't want that now, do we?? So, at this point, if you're gonna keep smoking, it's time for a pipe clean. First, you have all that deliciouso cloudy goodness built up on the stem of the pipe, right? Well yeah, it's yours, so let's smoke it! Your candle should work well for this - start at the mouth of the bowl, and twirl the pipe around slowly above the flame (you can hold it a bit closer to the pipe now, closer than when you would be smoking) with the pipe at an angle (bubble towards floor, mouth piece pointing towards ceiling), so the stuff will drip down into the neck. (Mind you, this takes a little while, usually takes me 10-15 minutes total, including one 5 minute cooling time - the glass is thicker in the stem and it takes a little bit to melt all that junk down.) After it gets hot, you'll start to notice the cloudy turn clear. Just slowly keep twisting the pipe around and keep going down the stem. The pipe will start to smoke a little bit. I, personally, do not smoke this stuff. Some do. I just let it go. If you've been smoking out of that thing for a month, you should have a pretty good resin ball to smoke off, without missing the tad bit of smoke you ignored while cleaning your pickle. I stop after a tad more than 3/4 of the way to the bub. Then I set it down to let it cool. I usually try to prop it up a bit with the bub facing down, so if stuff wants to slither into the bowl, I don't want to discourage that in any way :) Wait about 5+ minutes. That thing is HOT HOT HOT. After the stem has cooled quite a bit, repeat the above steps except starting where you left off after the first round. Get that lump of goodness to plop down in your bowl and just smoke on it - this stuff always gets me soooooooper high. Not sure why, maybe a mixture of different batches, but whatever it is, me likes. After you've smoked all the junk outta there, I soak my pip in hot soapy water for like 10 minutes. (This really isn't necessary, it's just what I do.) Then I grab some q-tips and cigarette ash (which is a gentle abrasive and gets all that black shit off like mr. freakin' clean, yo.) After you're confident you've cleaned it, rinse out really well with warm water. If you want your pip dry really really fast, use a blowdryer. I use q-tips.

As far as quality, I've been doing meth for a while and have seen many batches. This is among the top based on looks and effect when snorted, so I don't think it's junk. But it does form bubbles of stuff on the inside of the bowl where the smoke would rise toward the hole, which I read was a sign it's cut with MSM?

honestly, I have never seen what you're describing before....the only bubbles I ever see if if the meth itself is bubbling in the bowl because it's being overheated...

This is such a precise art.... I had the same luck with needles, which ended up being the reason I quit using them. I couldn't get high unless someone else was around to hit my veins. But I'm better off not doing that shit anyway.

damn right, son.

Idk if I can manage with a lighter. The flame from my candle is bigger than and theoretically hotter than (based on color) that from my lighter, so I'm just going to continue with the candle.

you do what you gotta do, my friend. if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'll try packing larger bowls also. I usually put a tiny amount because I know I'll turn it brown and want to add some fresh, so the bowl grows haha. Do you suggest putting in shards or crushed? I feel like it would heat more evenly if I crushed it at least into small pieces, because I have some big shards.

Whaa? I never add any new stuff to a bowl that's not totally finished. That's just like....i dunno....something, lol. Maybe it's just me. I guess I just love the pure taste of the first couple hits that I don't want it effected by some old junk swirling around below it.
I put the chunks in as chunks. Remember where I said that you would melt your initial bowl not until it's all melted, but until most of it is melted, but then keep rotating the bowl because the residual heat in the bowl and product will melt the rest of the chunk. I actually prefer to have chunks, 1) if it's chunky when you get it, it's less likely to be cut with some powdery grainy shit at the bottom of your bag. 2) for me, it actually melts easier and has less tendency to burn when I start with a chunk as opposed to the scrapings of the bottom of a bag.


Drumroll please.....

....SUCCESS! I'm still using the candle. I packed a bigger bowl than usual. I was very patient and held it as far away as you suggested, littlepenguin. The only thing is, the first couple of hits I started as soon as I saw smoke, and I got nothing into my lungs. Plus even though I kept it over the flame and kept rolling, when I finished my hit, it was solidified again. So it's like it's being very slow to melt. So I had to try again and try to get more of it to be liquid before I took a hit, which meant a teeny tiny bit of smoke was wasted while waiting, but that's ok, because I'm getting good hits.

I shoul dhave been more specific in my first post, but you seem to have figured out what I was gonna tell ya - yeah, you're gonna waste a tad of smoke, but IMO, it's nothing to fret about. I wait about 3-5 seconds after I see the initial smoke, even longer if the bowl is gigantor.

his stuff is seriously all but impossible to keep liquified, especially with a large amount in the bowl, because unless I twirl really quickly (which I've found out was part of my problem as well, going slower like you suggested helped) it just solidified on one side while I'm liquifying the other and vice versa.

do you have a little gram scale? preferably one that goes to the hundreths place, but if you just have a regular one that goes to the tenths place, that'd work too. Try weighing out a bowl before you smoke it. try 0.03 g in a bowl and see how that works. also I forgot to mention - when heating the bowl, like i originally said, go slowly at first, but once about 3/4 of it is liquid and there's still some solid, I twirl the bowl really fast. not like out of control, but at least 2 turns a second. Briskly, if you will. This might help. And keep twirling the bowl a little bit even after you've inhaled, spreading out the goods in the bowl so it's not just drying all in once spot. If you try you can get kind of a thin coating over most of the bottom of the bowl if you just spread it out when it's still hot, immediately following your hit. Also, take very sloooooooooow inhales. Super slow. It's not gonna make you cough like weed, so you can take it in your lungs pretty well.

Edit: Still having trouble going to the extreme of not wanting to burn it so I end up not getting a hit at all, but I'm getting better. This is a very delicate art. I did just happen to get the most impressive monster hit I've ever taken of any drug in my life, though! It was difficult getting it all to melt, and I let some smoke be wasted while waiting, but once the entire amount was liquid and had been for a few seconds, I was able to get a good hit. I have to keep reminding myself not to roll too fast. In fact, I have to keep some heat kind of directly on the really thick areas for a second or two before they'll even respond at all (maybe TOO big a bowl or too thick a pipe?)I do think I'll switch to a lighter when I can find a good, reliable one, because the candle flame wiggles too much with my breath.
Yeah, it does sound like you have one of those super thick pipes. I have one too. They're fun once in awhile, but even as an experienced smoker, I usually end up burning the shit in those because they take too damn long to heat, and the residual heat in the bowl hangs around for a whole lot longer than a typical pip. Most pips I see are super thin in the bulb area. See if you can find one of these, I bet you'd have a better experience.
As for finding a good reliable lighter? There is NOTHING better than a good old BIC lighter. I am positive the person that created bic lighters was a tweaker. Cuz they're perfect. Trust me. And speaking of your breath wiggling the flame - are you in a drafty room? If you are, this will definitely cause your dope to burn, because it will effect the way you hold the flame. Make sure you're not by any fans, open windy windows, etc.

Edit #2: So I notice that the times when I get the good hits is when the smoke feels warm entering my throat and the pile stays liquid for more than a brief second after removed from flame, so obviously I need to be getting it good and hot. Why would it be that I'm having trouble getting it hot? Because I'm using a candle with the thick pipe, maybe? YES. Or is that still just my own impatience, hitting it before it's good and warm (although if I wait any longer, half the bowl will have evaporated into the air)? I also notice the first hit after I pack or after I pick back up once letting it cool down doesn't go so well, and they steadily get better, which reinforces the idea that it needs to be getting hotter. Do I need to give it more time over the flame but try to roll it/take it away as soon as it tries to smoke then resume to keep from wasting my shit? Or maybe I really do just have too much in the bowl?
I'm not sure. I need some extra advice on WHY it's behaving the way it is, though I can't thank you enough for giving me enough info to get good hits, regardless of what I have to go through to get them! I accidentally bought more than I wanted, so I don't mind some trial and error, as long as I actually do get high. :)

As i said before, practice makes perfect. You'll naturally figure out the distance you need to hold the lighter away for each successive hit (first hit of the bowl, second, third, so on) yes - as the bowl nears the end, it needs a little more heat. And also I have noticed different batches of dope have different temperments. Some batches smoke up super fast and some batches it seems like it takes a lot longer to heat them. For real tho, that last paragraph makes me think you're WAYYY OVERTHINKING IT! just relax! smoke a bowl! lean back, read some bluelight, take your tiiiiiiiime, there's no rush. Reeeeeeelaxxxx. But my main points of advice as of now are: GET A BIC. DITCH THE CANDLE. and if you can find a smaller thinner pipe, get one.
 
This thread makes me want some darnit, haven't done any since November (just a point I used intranasally in small amounts to stay awake when necessary over the month)...haven't gotten high on it since....September?

I think I'll have to go rustle me up some new connects and try that oral thing like tric suggested. After the initial half hour of fun, smoking just always ended up being compulsively maintaining high (and thus worsening comedown).

folley said:
how does booze go with smoking?

It's a sure fire way to make you a complete idiot without any control over your mouth (I've lost a few friends this way, lost a nice lighter in some hotel room of some random dude I met 'cause I wanted to smoking company, lost my house keys while trying to find the dope to smoke up random crackhead in middle of night since I didn't have money to give him, etc). It's fun stuff, just take extra care to maintain hydration and act somewhat normally (like you normally would on just meth anyway).
 
last time i got on it i shot 2 points after not using (was using on weekends after a year of addiction) for 2 months as soon as i got off the plane , then smoked another 2 points lol after smoking it made me so fiendish it really bugged me , think im getting on some again soon tho should be swoot .
 
I don't have a scale, actually. What a shame. I'd love to buy one, but oh my lord they're expensive.

For real tho, that last paragraph makes me think you're WAYYY OVERTHINKING IT! just relax! smoke a bowl!
Well yeah. I tend to over-analyze everything anyway, and this especially because I don't like wasting my product I spent so damn much on. And if I just do what comes natural, I burn it, because I'm an impatient, jittery type. The best personality type to be tweaking, right? :D

It's not a drafty room at all. In fact, there's no air flow. The smoke just lingers in clouds around my head. That's the downside of being in a basement.

Am I really the only one that adds more before the rest is done? I do this because I suck so much at smoking. It gets all brown and gross and I want to smoke something that tastes like something other than ass, but I don't have the heart to just get rid of what's left in the bowl, so I add more new product. Usually works pretty well because I get to totally finish off the old but also get the new mixed in. I don't think I've ever outright finished a bowl without adding any more to it. That's part of why I haven't cleaned my pipe - it's always got some remnants in it. This shit's a downright pain. I was better off with foil. Hahaha.

I haven't tried it orally or.... anally? Do people really do that? Hmm. Anyone wanna brief me on the differences in the high?
 
Oh, and just saw your guide on rectal administration. Does NOT look fun. I've had suppositories (usually phenergan prescribed for nausea) and they absolutely suck. How about um... vaginally? I assume that works the same? Ha, not that I really want to try it, but I might get curious one night. Like tonight...
 
Just give "oral" a try.
I keep suggesting it and 100% of the people who took this advise have wished they hadn't tried it sooner.
I'm sure once you try it you might understand why something so simple could be SO good.
 
Oh, and just saw your guide on rectal administration. Does NOT look fun. I've had suppositories (usually phenergan prescribed for nausea) and they absolutely suck. How about um... vaginally? I assume that works the same? Ha, not that I really want to try it, but I might get curious one night. Like tonight...

YUK. do not stick that in your va jay jay or anybody else's. PEE YEWWWWWWWWWWW

if you suck so bad at smoking, give it a rest. you can either do it rectally, insufflation (snort), hot rails, or oral.
 
YUK. do not stick that in your va jay jay or anybody else's. PEE YEWWWWWWWWWWW

if you suck so bad at smoking, give it a rest. you can either do it rectally, insufflation (snort), hot rails, or oral.

Haha, I just wanted to try something new! I usually snort it, but I have to make a conscious effort to keep things from getting boring. I only have so many orifices..... :D
 
Just a word of advice for anybody going through meth withdrawn, take Adderall and start lowwering the dose if your trying to quit, Ritalin and Concerta work well too.
 
serious or sarcasm he is still correct... I am bad ass. Im 20 with cancer no one in my real life knows about other then a few hookers and I have a full time job as head chef \. I never went to culinary school i just worked my way up from dish washer I am a product of meth success!
 
Haha, I just wanted to try something new! I usually snort it, but I have to make a conscious effort to keep things from getting boring. I only have so many orifices..... :D

Hm. Don't you think it could damage your vaginal lining? I mean, I'm not real sure about how tough it is, but lets be real here...You want to PUT METHAMPHETAMINE IN YOUR VAGINA?!
 
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