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All these questions and more could be answered if you'd just have it away with a chimp cornish. Take one for the team mate. Just don't go bringing back AIDs II or some shit.
 
There's a zoo not too far from here.

It's just a question of seeking the chimps. Gaining the females trust (bananas?) and climbing into the enclosure/engaging in sex with said chimp.

MDVP or crystal meth would probably help to 'get in the mood'.

I wish I had the nerve to do such a thing.
Especially on a school holiday when all the parents were at the zoo with their kids.

Man I would be famous...
 
Put an empty banana skin over your cock to gain acceptance. And give positions some consideration. i think regular chimps do it doggy style but bonobos do it face to face. I guess it depends how much of an emotional experience you're seeking. And you need earplugs, i imagine the screeches get pretty deafening. I'll tell MonkeyWorld to expect you :)
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Alternatively you could wank off a chimp, smuggle that sperm into a sperm bank, then donate it?
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Quote of the day :D

On other news i got an elec cig today, 40 quid and its really good, haven't smoked all day! :D

But i aint giving up, just dont wanna smoke cigs, but will still smoke spliffs!
 
A mate has chucked me few tramadol. If I take a some tonight will have an afterglow in the morning?
 
You might have a problem sleeping. People often find it difficult to sleep on opiates, especially stimulating ones like tramadol. Not sure about afterglow.
 
Probably, yeah. Tramadol's much better as an antidepressant than a (pseudo) opioid.

Albie's right about the potential sleep troubles though.
 
i found tramadol a waste of time! a mate chucked me 20 50mg's and i went through em in a few days with no noticeable high at all, but they did stop an inevitable oxy rattle though so every cloud i guess...
 
I have "trouble" sleeping on poppy tea and DHC but that doesn't particularly bother me cause its more of a dreamy opiate state than restlessness.
Similar with ODT. Is tramadol particularly stimulating as it goes?

I'll probably get to 9 and decide fuck it I'm having them anyway. That's generally what happens with me.
 
Tempting. They're these 50mg caps filled with powder. Better to chomp em down, shove up my arse or stick it in my nose?

I vaguely remember an EADD'er coming out with a golden bit of advice for any chemical: "If in doubt, shove it up your arse".
Erowid is oddly unhelpful on this occasion.
 
lol, i had the same, are they a brand called 'Zydol' by any chance? i just chewed em and swallowed with a beer, but i ate bout 80mg of oxy with 200mg of tram lol, so cant say i noticed the tram much!
 
Munroe said:
I vaguely remember an EADD'er coming out with a golden bit of advice for any chemical: "If in doubt, shove it up your arse"
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Sounds like Shambles :sus:

I think for tramadol you're best off just eating them. Tramadol isn't hugely recreational and there's a very very low seizure threshold, about 100mg or so above the average recreational dose. Plugging tramadol will likely potentiate it so the seizure threshold if plugged may be even lower.
 
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