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I think my housemate is a chronic masturbator...

yah i know what youre referring to, and the answer lies within the statement.

skeptical?

go fight someone after you havent cum in about two weeks. better yet, fuck your lady a few times first and dont cum.

then,

jerk off and blow your wad. within the next 30 seconds, go fight someone.

im willing to bet you will notice a big difference.

im just kidding dont fight anyone. you get the idea tho...

im not saying DONT CUM EVER. Im saying if someone MASTURBATES CHRONICALLY THEN THEY HAVE A HELL OF A LOT OF VITALITY TO RECOVER. Immune system suffers, sex drive suffers, cognition suffers, digestion suffers. I specify male as women dont have the energy cost of producing semen.
 
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^ Maybe have yourself a wank, cause there's no need to be a dick. I was totally respectful in both posts and you're all pissy because I dare ask you a question. Shit.

I used to respect you quite a bit, TBH. I've been around here awhile. I'm kind of disappointed to get this reaction from you.
 
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That recording sounds like sinus problems for sure: Dissappointing!

I was going to suggest you discretely leave a ball gag in the shower for him to find to muffle his wank banshee moaning...

I'm not saying he isnt a chronic masturbator but that noise sounds way more like someone with blocked sinuses than someone groaning with pleasure. It would also explain why he does it in the shower and why so regularly.
 
Every time I jerk off, I surrender my masculine vitality ... ? 8)

But anyway, if that's the sound this man makes when he blows his nose, then I'd like to hear what other sounds he makes; maybe when he sneezes it sounds like, "UHHHHHH!" and when he hiccups it sounds like "HO-LY FUCK I'M CUM-MINNNNNNG!"
 
If you listen carefully it isnt any kind of vocalisation. It is a constant nasal vibration. I have heard that noise heaps of times when people have blocked sinuses.

I have also heard the "Awwwww" "Yeeeeaaaarrrrrgggghhh" type noise coming from my horrible neighbours house, but I couldnt pretend to be an expert.

Maybe he is jerking off and maybe he does make other noises, but that noise in the recording sounds like someone clearing out their mucus rather than someone shooting cum.
 
If I had a horrible sinus infection and was blowing my nose loud enough for people to hear it at 3 in the morning I would apologize or at least let my room mates know.
 
To me it sounds like an orgasm for sure, the start of the moan starts with a "hoooooe" type pitch(how you would normally say hoe), in my book thats a pleasure moan. Anybody else get this?
 
^ Maybe have yourself a wank, cause there's no need to be a dick. I was totally respectful in both posts and you're all pissy because I dare ask you a question. Shit.

I used to respect you quite a bit, TBH. I've been around here awhile. I'm kind of disappointed to get this reaction from you.

No, i save my loads for the ladies. I also have the flu and having an orgasm is about as sensible as drinking a 6 pack. Theres nothing respectful about completely changing the wording to someone's argument and positing it as the same thing, then presenting it as something to be skeptical about (are ye a republicrat as well?). I guess I have to lay out disclaimers and state that Im not offended, and dont believe you should be by me either.

Yes im a huge dick. However, I wasnt being one. I was essentially quoting Miles Davis, when he was once discussing that he is incapable of playing well after having an orgasm, and then proceeds to state that a fighter cant fight if he has just cum, and that Muhammed Ali wouldnt even be able to fight Miles Davis if Ali had just cum.

Theres an excellent quote from the Shaw Brother's film, "Soul of the Sword," where the protagonist of the movie is visiting a friend in a brothel. The brothel owner is happy as shit, but old and grey. The swordsman denies his consistent offering of free women, making the claim that he aims to be the best swordsman in the world, and wouldnt ever let a woman drain his health.

Even The RZA's would-you-fucking-release-it-already movie "Wu-Tang Vs. The Golden Phoenix" has the main hero as a virgin, as his Chi is stronger than any other.

I forget my nihilistic nature is mal adapted for the Disneyland world of contemporary society. I suppose "im just kidding" isnt friendly disclaimer enough. Here, have some unicorns and rainbows:

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again im trying to be very funny. please read all of my postings with a delightful and witty british accent in the vein of John Cleese.

its quite a conundrum, having a hard dick and wanting to do something about it, but relieving one's self causes a cycle of loss of masculinity. chronic masturbation would effectively prevent all but the most cum loaded 18 year old from getting laid. so back to the original point, having a roomate that jacks it to the point where its interfering with your own life should be brought this message.

on the other side of the spectrum, i honestly believe the longer i go without orgasm the more women tend to find me attractive. i believe its a pheromone or something, cuz women just seem to be all the more smiley at my presence when its "been a while." its like my body is just projecting powerful sexual energy and they can just feel it unconsciously. could all just be in my sex obsessed head tho.
 
I haven't really read this whole thing, but I live with like five stoners and one bathroom and only two of us do meth so I"m always taking my laptop to the bathroom and yeah. lawl. i masturbate like 7 or 8 times a day when i'm on meth. can't help it. it causes problems. like right now. i'm in the bathroom watching porn on meth and posting on bluelight.
 
This is what I was referring to:



I was just wondering why you say this. I've read a lot about Taoism and follow some of the tenets... I am just skeptical about this aspect of it. IME it seems that a prolonged lack of orgasms leadd to less sex drive and less masculane vitality, not more. Maybe we just have different definitions of male vitality, though...

You will notice it more if you are weaker - if you are healthy otherwise it takes a lot of sex to show you how draining orgasms are for us men. That's why our governments are doing nothing to curb our sexualized cultures.


I for instance have gone 10 days without fucking, wanking, and every time a sexual thought came about - consciously pushed it out my mind. All while living with one of my women for a month - I then fucked her and everything was better, I felt stronger, more energetic, I felt more animal when I was moving her body around the house, and my cock was A LOT harder.

What you refer to - fantasizing about sex is actually worse than sex. It's changing all (y)our sexual habits as a male in our society that is key. Habitual masturbation is awful. Fantasizing about fucking every girl who walks past is bad - do it, if you want to.

You will be more powerful if you abstain down to an orgasm once a week, every 2 weeks during the summer.

The fact that in our culture orgasm in sex = satisfaction is also our bane. For us to learn how to have sex but not orgasm, and still be totally satisfied is how one can have sex more often, without draining ourselves. As long as the woman is satisfied then it should not matter if you ejaculate, as long as you are also sated from the ritual act of becoming one with her.
 
You will be more powerful if you abstain down to an orgasm once a week, every 2 weeks during the summer.

I'll be more powerful how? When will this more powerful me become most apparent? In wit and conversation? Will an orgasm-deprived me soon be doling out many a tongue-lashing to those snarky, arrogant, full-of-themselves co-workers of mine? At the gym, maybe? Will the new, only occasional-orgasm-experiencing me become more physically fit? Soon to be ripping my shirt off like the Incredible Hulk? Or do you mean that I'll have more energy, an abundance of energy? All of these things, maybe? "More powerful..." lol

I like the idea of self control and self discipline, and so not everything you're saying is lost on me, but maybe it's the way that you're expressing it... it just sounds a little cartoonish.

EDIT: And honestly, an orgasm will always be sort of draining whether you blow it up once a day or once a week, but you should bounce back relatively quickly; an orgasm isn't so crippling that you'll be out of commission all day long.
 
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Common guys we all know that masterbating does not drain your masculine vitality. Wait to turn a funny thread into a seriously boring one.

Now back to the moaning cum sprayer!
 
No, i save my loads for the ladies. I also have the flu and having an orgasm is about as sensible as drinking a 6 pack. Theres nothing respectful about completely changing the wording to someone's argument and positing it as the same thing, then presenting it as something to be skeptical about (are ye a republicrat as well?). I guess I have to lay out disclaimers and state that Im not offended, and dont believe you should be by me either.

Yes im a huge dick. However, I wasnt being one. I was essentially quoting Miles Davis, when he was once discussing that he is incapable of playing well after having an orgasm, and then proceeds to state that a fighter cant fight if he has just cum, and that Muhammed Ali wouldnt even be able to fight Miles Davis if Ali had just cum.

Well, everyone knows that Miles Davis was a huge dick. Anyway, surely you know that there are some Taoists that claimed to be able to become energized from orgasm, and I've certainly felt this at times. I've also felt severely drained at times after orgasm, and I do feel much less focused after too many orgasms, and so I'm led to believe that this all is pretty complex and is going to take more pondering and experimenting to find out what is best for me.
 
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Yes. but not that much. I JUST got a chance to listen to the wank banshee.

OP - stand your ground, stop being a creeper in your own house and assert your dominance over your own space. The time is now.

I'll be more powerful how? When will this more powerful me become most apparent? In wit and conversation? Will an orgasm-deprived me soon be doling out many a tongue-lashing to those snarky, arrogant, full-of-themselves co-workers of mine? At the gym, maybe? Will the new, only occasional-orgasm-experiencing me become more physically fit? Soon to be ripping my shirt off like the Incredible Hulk? Or do you mean that I'll have more energy, an abundance of energy? All of these things, maybe? "More powerful..." lol

I like the idea of self control and self discipline, and so not everything you're saying is lost on me, but maybe it's the way that you're expressing it... it just sounds a little cartoonish.

EDIT: And honestly, an orgasm will always be sort of draining whether you blow it up once a day or once a week, but you should bounce back relatively quickly; an orgasm isn't so crippling that you'll be out of commission all day long.
That was funny.

You will have more energy, more vigour. An orgasm can affect your whole day. It takes 1-3 days to build that testosterone and chi back up after blowing your load, 1 if you exercise and meditate, 3 if you do absolutely nothing.

Yes you will be more physically fit if you do not orgasm everyday, but keep it down to once per week.

Sounds cartoon-esque? Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
 
^Actually according to this article by National Geographic http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0222_060222_sex.html your testosterone levels actually increase after sex.

But scientists say there is no physiological evidence to suggest that sex before competition is bad. In fact, some studies suggest that pre-sports sex may actually aid athletes by raising their testosterone levels, for example.

It is unclear, however, what psychological effects sex may have on an athlete's performance. Some scientists suggest that abstinence could help some athletes concentrate better.

"There are two possible ways sex before competition could affect performance," said Ian Shrier, a sports medicine specialist at McGill University in Montreal, Canada.

"First, it could make you tired and weak the next day," Shrier said. "This has been disproved."

Another article

At last, an answer to the question that has vexed generations of footballers: having sex the night before a big match does not harm your sporting performance.

The received wisdom among soccer coaches is that nookie the night before is bad news for players. But there's no actual reason to assume that this is true, insists John Bancroft, former director of the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction in Bloomington, Indiana. "There is no physiological basis for it," he says.

http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060609/full/news060605-16.html

As for Chi. I've always been skeptical about it. I've trained in Chinese martial arts since I was about 5 or 6 and was raised in a rather traditional Chinese family. And I've seen some masters do some crazy things that they attribute to Chi.

But honestly I find all that Chi talk somewhat hard to believe. My latest teacher who trained me in Sanshou kung fu thought it was 90% bullshit and dismisses the idea of Chi. This coming from a 60+ year old man who can still do back flips and kick me clear across the room with a right sidekick!

I have great respect for Daoism, but honestly speaking a lot of that masculine vitality talk is religious bullshit. There were some Daoist priests for example who thought that farting would shorten your life span for fucks sake. And they would literally train to hold in their farts.

On a different note however I can see how abstaining from sex or even having an orgasm can increase your abilities in a fight or other sporting event. It gives you this sense of frustration, makes you more prone to be angry and it can be useful to channel that anger and frustration on to your opponent.
 
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