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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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Polar bear attacks man. Warning - not for the feignt of heart!

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parttime crackhead said:
^ Hahaha at the local's patter. One of the first sunglasses/weed sellers that we spoke to in Ibiza realised we were from Scotland & straight away said "Toichadh ar la!" (not sure if that's spelt right) then when we all went "BOOOOO! Get tae fuck!" he shouted "FUCK THE POPE!" lol.
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I had to google what that meant. What the fucks it got to do with Scotland?

jancrow said:
Sam's obviously out in his red and white vest smashing minorities' windows today. I can think of no other reason for his (apparent) absence.
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This made me laugh. :D

jancrow said:
why's this little dude > :sus: got so popular lately?
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I noticed him hiding away the other day and used him and now everyones at it.

St Georges Day is in full swing here in Cambodia. Seriously, you English fuckers, does anyone even celebrate this in England? It's pissing me off, the one decent bar I knew here that usually plays good rock, indie, punk, britpop, ska etc has taken to playing spice girls and five and other shite and everyones wearing st george inspired outfits and being patriotic. FUCK OFF!
 
Only when I was in Scouts Spadey :D Tell them St George is also the patron saint of a few other countries, the filthy two timing bastard.
 
St Georges Day is in full swing here in Cambodia. Seriously, you English fuckers, does anyone even celebrate this in England? It's pissing me off, the one decent bar I knew here that usually plays good rock, indie, punk, britpop, ska etc has taken to playing spice girls and five and other shite and everyones wearing st george inspired outfits and being patriotic. FUCK OFF!
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It's pretty funny that they celebrate St Georges day by playing shit tunes and acting like wankers, it's what being English is all about :D

These job applications are doing my napper in now. 50 last week just applied for another 20, why the fuck did I have to be a foolish cretin and get sacked! 3 weeks of no job is not helping my ever growing debt either, I've pretty much paid mates off with my holiday pay but the bank and last months direct debits have only just been paid now I'm due more for the phone etc...need to get a job anyway being stuck in the house with not enough funds is useless.
 
TheSpade said:
when I told him politely (In Cambodian) I didn't want one.
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Cambodian? Is that some language you've made up, like Mugz's?

Kudos for learning some words. But you could have at least learned the name of the language. Khmer. Big kiss Spade. When are you going to Burma?
 
TheSpade said:
Seriously, you English fuckers, does anyone even celebrate this in England? It's pissing me off, the one decent bar I knew here that usually plays good rock, indie, punk, britpop, ska etc has taken to playing spice girls and five and other shite and everyones wearing st george inspired outfits and being patriotic. FUCK OFF!
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Nope, though I did use it as a transparent excuse to get pissed at lunchtime, along with it being the 30th anniversary of the ZX Spectrum, according to housemate. I feel very strongly about the Spectrum. I don't give a shit about St George's day.

Strangely productive day today despite lunchtime piss up. Got an essay plan done, spent a nice hour or so outside the library people watching with girlthing and then sauntered home where I bought a bottle of Baileys to apologise for snapping at housemate number 2 last night, turns out he doesn't even fucking remember and I hate Baileys. Sigh.
 
Excellent weekend n today has been good, feeling fresh for once, the day went nice n fast, just had a random shopping spree in tescos n bought fuck loads of healthy stuff. last night was odd, kept waking up sweating like mad, think its something to do with MXE. never sweated so much in my life, pretty bad. booze n meph give me the sweats but nothing like this... urgh. not sure why MXE would make me sweat so much

saw this in the paper earlier... disgusting

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ht-this-care-home-thug-beating-up-my-mum.html

think theres a programme on it about it at 8:30 BBC1. think if somebody did that to a family member of mine id kill the fucker
 
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