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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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Hahaha that is absolute comedy gold!

We used this as my husband has a really hairy back passage. It was fine at first but as the hair is quite wiry we left it on just one minute longer.

My poor husband almost hit the ceiling when it came to rinsing this off and as he was in so much pain I had to use a flannel to scrape the remaining.

I would say on normal skin, ie buttocks this would be fine but not for more delicate areas.

Generally very good value for money.

Lol or the one about making a fake 'double moustache' with your own ball hair. What the actual fuck these can't be serious??!
 
I'm dying to leave a review on that but have to sign up! So ridiculous but it's cracking me up silly! I was going to say something like;

'I feel like a brand new paedofile at the gate of a new school after this, smooth testicles and a gouch like a 10ib mackrel....my only complaint is i was left walking like john wayne for a couple of days. Singed asshole.'
 
Annie Mac was cracking last night. There were so many young un's in the smoking area, eyes wobbling and lips-a-licking.. made me feel significantly old. Im sure I even brought out my whisky induced, 'loss of magic' advice to some people. Twatface.

Music was immense. Crowd was nedlike.
 
I can't believe that I slept until silly o'clock again, woke up about 10 minutes ago, going to have to chat with my doc about the olanzepine and see if there is anything to make it not mong me out so much that I can sleep for centuries. I think it was more me not really caring if I was asleep or awake though, I'm sure that if I had a coffee and set my alarm for an earlier time then I wouldn't have ended up sleeping this long.

Really hungry now but can't be bothered with cooking, gonna trot on over to burger king in a bit.
 
rockstar 69 said:
I'm dying to leave a review on that but have to sign up! So ridiculous but it's cracking me up silly! I was going to say something like;

'I feel like a brand new paedofile at the gate of a new school after this, smooth testicles and a gouch like a 10ib mackrel....my only complaint is i was left walking like john wayne for a couple of days. Singed asshole.'
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Oh how my sides hurt =D
Urbain said:
Annie Mac was cracking last night. There were so many young un's in the smoking area, eyes wobbling and lips-a-licking.. made me feel significantly old. Im sure I even brought out my whisky induced, 'loss of magic' advice to some people. Twatface.

Music was immense. Crowd was nedlike.
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That sounds quality! You twat. If I didn't know of it I wouldn't be jealous ;)
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Re Monsta 'Let us cyber it up'

OOh yeah ok sexpot..

..biting the buttons off your shirt..

purring
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It's very unfortunate that I don't have a shirt on...
I think I only own a singular shirt.
You'd spoil my only shirt! =D

Though please continue purring as I do have a massive cat fetish ;)

Ooooh how I do crack myself up 8)
Ooooh how very sad I am 8)
 
Hahahahaha!
Oh brilliant - I feel a meme coming on....

**Ahem.... Somebody create a mashup of the two - I can't be arsed**
 
Wow, EADD, has been incredibly dead today, I know I didn't get up until about 6pm but still this is the quietest I've seen it in a while. How are the evening crew doing?

Just watched Cinderella Man, good film, gonna hit the hay in a minute myself though, get some rest and make sure I don't sleep in too late tomorrow.

Night EADD :)
 
Wtf been sweating like crazy all night. kept waking up sweating. must be something to do with MXE and alcohol, not even after a night on meph i sweat like that, urgh
 
Argh, too early! Class in an hour, only small mercy is that I'm somehow not hungover despite playing shot roulette and then going on to the pub til god knows when. Got a bunch of dirty texts off my housemate's sister too haha, he wasn't best pleased. Charmer, I am.
 
Morning EADD morning crew, can see the deadness from yesterday is still spilling over to today, but morning to Colt and Snolly :) have great days.

I'm happy that I woke up at a reasonable time today so I have time to do something other than sleep until 5-6pm again, not sure what I'm gonna do, but at least I have a choice now :)

What's everyone else up to today?
 
morning all, woke up today in a very congested state, my nose has barricaded itself up so i can hardly breathe now lol, woke up feeling shit so decided on an impromptu day off, never got an oz the other day as my mate didnt wanna sell it in the end..
just waiting on my mate to drop off my hash and all will be well, but not sure if its today or tomorrow that he's comin round
 
First monday in a long time I've been this fresh, just having my second breakfast after a nice walk then hitting the gym for a bit. My sample of MSJ's should be at mates so might go there and chill for a while maybe few beers later tonight.

Few mates are not talking to me today it would appear, fuck knows what for though, my mates ex came onto me in a club on sat started dancing with me I knew full well she was just trying to wind him up so walked off on it then I get a message from my other mate last night 'your a snake man, stop putting yourself before the boys'?! Funny thing is it wasn't even the boy who's ex it is, I don't even think he had a problem lol. The joys of alcohol!
 
TheSpade said:
Just remembered, jude lives and owns a bar here in Phnom Penh, Cambodia doesn't he? I hope it's not that Irish bar I saw the other night he didn't have a single customer and the outfit of choice for the bar staff (an Arsenal top) was horrendous. I'll send him a PM.
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That is not mine. My bar isn't an Irish bar at that.

I PM'd you back.
 
rockstar 69 said:
First monday in a long time I've been this fresh, just having my second breakfast after a nice walk then hitting the gym for a bit. My sample of MSJ's should be at mates so might go there and chill for a while maybe few beers later tonight.

Few mates are not talking to me today it would appear, fuck knows what for though, my mates ex came onto me in a club on sat started dancing with me I knew full well she was just trying to wind him up so walked off on it then I get a message from my other mate last night 'your a snake man, stop putting yourself before the boys'?! Funny thing is it wasn't even the boy who's ex it is, I don't even think he had a problem lol. The joys of alcohol!
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Lol, there's always drama with you & your mates. You're like a bunch of birds!
 
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