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I want a puppy. I have been scouring petfinder and the local animal shelters. I want some sort of hound. If any of my new england peeps see any ads or anything for local hound breeds up for adoption then please let me know. I like beagles and coonhounds the best so far.
 
My cousin has a cool ass fat football shaped beagle. The ears are priceless.

On another note the secret service guys got caught because one dude didn't want to pay. Just imagine being that guy. Now they are saying that they have had this whole secret party culture that they call "wheels up, rings off" referring to Air Force One's wheels and the president being airborne and obviously their wedding rings. Now because of this one jackass every agent with a working penis is probably hearing it from their wife whether they participated or not.
 
Welderman said:
How much could a south American hooker cost? It has to be cheaper than in DC.
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Regardless of geographical location I'm sure those types of people, given their connections and automatic association with elite, would never settle for your run of the mill whore.


I'm sure these girls were $3k+/night girls....and am I correct when I say there were atleast 21 girls JB? Is that verified or is the media blind to the very real idea that there was probably multiple secret service dudes running through and handful of girls? I haven't had the chance to read much about it.
 
Lol nevermind. I just read that atleast 2 of them were $60 whores lmao. One of them demanded another $170 and apparently one of them refused to give her anymore money and she put them on blast. Oh man, how embarrassing. Sucks to be THAT guy rofl. Fucking priceless.
 
New York may not have medical marijuana, but we do have this place:
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Tommyboy said:
Who the fuck needs to be woken up at 4am though?

Fuck that noise.
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My friend in Hartford has(/had, I haven't heard the thing in a while) a neighbor with a rooster that is retarded or something. The fucking thing goes off whenever it wants, day or night. I guess that just must be what city life does to a bird.
 
purplefirefly said:
I want a puppy. I have been scouring petfinder and the local animal shelters. I want some sort of hound. If any of my new england peeps see any ads or anything for local hound breeds up for adoption then please let me know. I like beagles and coonhounds the best so far.
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Any type of hound is a great dog.
 
RecklessWOT said:
My friend in Hartford has(/had, I haven't heard the thing in a while) a neighbor with a rooster that is retarded or something. The fucking thing goes off whenever it wants, day or night. I guess that just must be what city life does to a bird.
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Lol that's funny
 
RecklessWOT said:
My friend in Hartford has(/had, I haven't heard the thing in a while) a neighbor with a rooster that is retarded or something. The fucking thing goes off whenever it wants, day or night. I guess that just must be what city life does to a bird.
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Maybe he choked his chicken.
Cocks can be unpredictable sometimes.
 
^ Speaking of choking the chicken, I think that you all should take a look at this thread. There are many lulz to be had, and I only see it getting better.

RecklessWOT said:
My friend in Hartford has(/had, I haven't heard the thing in a while) a neighbor with a rooster that is retarded or something. The fucking thing goes off whenever it wants, day or night. I guess that just must be what city life does to a bird.
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It must suck to live next door to a cock. I would hate to have a cock as as neighbor.
 
RecklessWOT said:
My friend in Hartford has(/had, I haven't heard the thing in a while) a neighbor with a rooster that is retarded or something. The fucking thing goes off whenever it wants, day or night. I guess that just must be what city life does to a bird.
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when i lived in oneco i had THREE neighbors who had love for roosters. none of which spoke english because it was the ghetto and they were all illegals.

if i tried to talked to them about it they'd just be like "..que?"

so i threw socks and shoes into their trees. didn't accomplish anything but it made me feel better. i hate being woken up with that annoying shit.
 
MemphisX3 said:
Any type of hound is a great dog.
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We are going to look at 2 hound mixes in Vermont tomorrow. One boy and one girl.

I really love the look of bloodhounds.....but I read yesterday they only have an average life expectancy is 6.75 years!! They have the shortest expected lifespan of any breed. That's too short, imo

I can't wait to go to the humane society :)
 
Welderman said:
How much could a south American hooker cost?
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I would think that they are a dime a dozen. The more expensive cost to keep in mind is the psychological cost. The constant worry of being shanked and robbed. The sleepless nights, worrying that you contracted a disease that will make your manhood shrivel up and fall off. All in all, I would say that it is totally worth it. Nothing beats that latina flavor.
 
ohline said:
when i lived in oneco i had THREE neighbors who had love for roosters. none of which spoke english because it was the ghetto and they were all illegals.

if i tried to talked to them about it they'd just be like "..que?"

so i threw socks and shoes into their trees. didn't accomplish anything but it made me feel better. i hate being woken up with that annoying shit.
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Lol. Ohline
 
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