NASADDAs social v. Macbooks can fuck right off cause it's PFF's and Ohline's birthday

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Yeah, fuck using a razor blade. I'll buzz it down pretty short, but the couple times I took a bic to the package I ended up with so many in-grown hairs and razor burn that it became really uncomfortable and I remember being worried that chicks would think it was some form of STD. Also when it's coming back in and all stubble that itches so bad I wanted to kill myself
 
You gotta stretch the sack while you shave guys. And I know you know what in talking about. You gotta turn it from coin purse to bat wing before you do it
 
as a woman i must say i appreciate everyone's efforts in their man-scaping.

seeing you talk about it your razor-bumpy balls is still pretty gross, though.




and i know it's a few minutes early but happy 4/20 to you motherfuckers.
 
Dont forget to apply plenty of after shave on the sac when done. Not that wimpy no alcohol cream either the man stuff like granddad used.
 
^ Not as bad as icy-hot on the balls. I didn't do it purposely, but I used to use it during suboxone withdrawal, so I had put some on my legs when I ran out of subs, and I was going to pic up the script the next day and then go straight to work. Well, I started to sweat out the icy-hot on my thighs, so I went to the bathroom to wipe it off, but some got on my hands, and sure enough my nuts were itchy from the bupe I finally got that day, and you can pretty much fill in the rest of what happened.
 
NASADDS song 'o' the day:

Cypress Hill-Roll it Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up

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[guy toking up]
Fuckin buddha comin at'cha live
Direct with the biggest, fattest joint
Comin in with indo flavors
Fuckin buddha comin at'cha like this
'95

[B-Real]
It's, Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cause I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky, with the indo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire
Damn, I wish I had scissors cause the shit is so sticky
that it's gettin on my fuckin fingers
But it's smokeable, double tokeable
I got the one-hitter quitter bombay shit that's tokeable
I wanna do a joint venture
Let me make sure there ain't no lump in the god damn center
Impregnated lookin joint, fuck it
I can smoke it and I still get faded

[Chorus: x4]
Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up
Inhale, exhale

"I'm the freaker, the one freaks the funk" [scratch x4]

[B-Real + (Sen Dog)]
(East Coast hittin that blunt), West Coast hittin that honeydip
Marijuana joint, then I want another hit
Roll it up, (light it up), smoke it up
I wanna stimulate my mind (so I toke it up)
Can I get a hit? (Can I get a hooh!?)
Gimme that fat bag of weed and the brew
so I can get faded, elevated
Smoke the joint down to a roach then I ate it
I stand true to the yesca, mota
as I keep runnin from the Chota
Gimme dat weed fool and ya zig-zags
(Puto don't be holdin out on the big bag)

[Chorus]

"I'm the freaker, the one freaks the funk" [repeat to fade]


Play and start your day.
 
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I just dipped into my sack and loaded one for you, buddy. Solidarity.

Also, you guys need to buy one of these.
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Your testicles and women will thank you.
 
enjoy your 4/20 you fuckers

ill be enjoying it, not smoking :(

1st one in 10 years

I'm taking this one off too. I missed 1 for probation too, so this is my second one I'm missing in 10 years.

I remember when I was heavy into weed we would smoke an absurd amount of blunts on 4/20. I also used to find it funny when I was driving around with my friend and just because of our age I figured every cop knew what we were doing on that day, but I was on xanax so didn't care and would just nod my head at them. Even on any regular day, any car with 2 or more people between the ages of 18 and 22 most likely has weed in it.
 
when was in highschool we used to ge a oz of regs and a couple grams of dank and smoke it all in blunts on 4/20..these days literally became legendary in our hood and i would have people call me up days n advance wantng to get on my high rides on 4/20..one time we stopped at this lake to smoke some blunts by the water and cause there was a bunch of people in the car and they wanted to get out and stech their legs..

well we are stopped for like 5 mins and they are paking a bowl and for somereason i hads this wierd feeling and walked away from them and as i did and cop rolls up and i was able to pretend i was on the phone..the cops gets out his car and first thing he says is "i smell marijuana" but in like a cheech marin mexican stoner accent and was like give it up and everyne just stood their and played dumb and the cop walks past them and looks on the ground and fi nds a quad of regs and a pipe..hes like whos is this and whos car is this and m like its my car and blah blah and hes like what are you donghere? and i was like its 4/20 and they wanted to get high but i dont smoke and i didnt want them to do it n my car so i puled over so they can do it, im sorry but we will get out of here right now and he was like who else has shit on them and they were lke we all threw down on it and you found it and he goes "alrite you been honest and smart having a designated driver, get the fuck out of here" and he let us all go

my friends were like why did you rat us out? and i was like cause we got like an ounce in the car and 3 other pipes and i wasnt trying to go to jail, i figured he knew it was 4/20 and thats what kids are doing and since he found the fat sack he prolly thought that was all of it and he did..so we jumped in the car and took a ride to the city to get my buddy a new pipe since the cop took his

that was one of the luckiest days cause we had so muh shit but we got lucky the cop found the fat sack and figured that was all we had..except we all had saks just as big on us lol
 
^ We used to get an ounce of regs for 4/20 too. We would smoke blunts all day, and at the end of the night we would collect all the roaches from the blunts and empty them out into the final blunt of the night. Pretty nasty looking back at it, but oh well.

I didn't mind the cheap regs for 4/20 because I basically had a list of people that I needed to smoke with that day, so the only way to make it through the day without getting too retarded or spending too much cash was to get regs. I wasn't about to pick up some headies for blunts all day, because there's always going to be a friend of a friend that you will smoke out, so no need to pay top dollar to get somebody else high.
 
yeah tommy we on the same page..

i remember it used to take us lke at least an hour to break it all down and roll it up..we used to weigh each blunt out to 1 gram and then break it down and dbean it and then i would roll it up..it was a mini assembly line and we would do it gram by gram instead of breaking everything down in one big ple cause it was easier to de bean each gram and make sure every blunt weighed the same..even though i have a technique to debean a big half oz pile of regs

then we would start the session with all 4 or 5 of us hitting one blunt together, then we would each take a solobluntto the dome.. and then afters then the front seat passengers would share blunts, whle the backseat would share blunts..we did it cause its just easier passing blunts that way instead of the normal circle rotation and then so we all got in with each other i would have the front passenger change seats so we all shared blunts wth one another and eeryone to to ride up front..i woas always the driver and my friends couldnt understand how i could last the whole OZ driving and i dunno even non 4/20 rides i would drve..my friends just trusted me and knew i was the best driver and yea, i ddnt trust them to get us home safe either.. then once we started to not feel high even though we smoke 5-10blunts we would smoke a dank one..and yeah man those were the days..and everytime we did this atleast one person would fall asleep half way threw..normally
it was my buddy ryan but my other buddy would do it too and one time 2 people fell asleep at the same time

and i look back at those times and cant help but think how stupid and foolish we were and how dangerous it was, and im not just talkin 4/20..we took high rides everyday and depending on the "route" (i had/have like 5-6 dieffernt routes to take depending n how many blunts we ntend to smoke and each one will finish where we began even though we drove for an hour or 2 or we drove downtown, where ver and like my downtown routes where especially famoue, especially at night cause we would get some 40s or somethng and some cups from the gas staton and normally 2of us would split three 40s and the passengers job was too to the pouring lol..we did that 100s of times, literally everyday we would take routes and never got pulled over on one *knock on wood*

and fyi styrofoam cups and beer dont go well together cause forwhateer reason the styrofoam creates alot of foam..so always get plastic cups if possible cause you can pur a whole cup of foam for somreason and it takes foreer for it to go down unless you do the oily skin trick
 
Ah yes 4/20 back in the day. I think everyone gets away with a lot of smoking while driving. We used to drive around taking bong hits on road trips ffs. I remember we had an exchange student that wanted to smoke so we picked him up and brought him around. This guy was so scared of smoking in the car. It was like the first time he saw that so he freaked out and it took us a while to calm him down. I still love smoking in the car.
 
Oh shit man, I knew yesterday was 4/20, but I just realized that this was the first 4/20 I didn't smoke on since 2001. There were some years where I wasn't really smoking but I did once or twice that day because it was for the sake of 420 and all, but not even one hit yesterday : (

Shit man I remember back in the day spending the day before rolling like 50 joints (I remember one year having 2 packs of cigs and an altoids tin full of joints) and just getting all amped up prepping making sure everything was in order to have an awesome 4/20. We'd do the same thing, everyone would buy a bunch of mids or beasters just so we could smoke all day long but when 4:20 would come around we smoked a bowl of some nice headdies. I remember one year I even made a point to wake up at like 4:15 am just so I could smoke at 4:20 and go back to sleep after, it was like such a fucking holiday.

And yeah JB smoking in the car is fun. I used to have this old '63 LeSabre that I pretty much never drove, it lived in my garage and wasn't registered but (with a few exceptions) we would pretty much only take it out at night to go take a burn cruise down back roads, you could fit 8 people in that fucking car it was great

Fun times

Haha I remember one year this is what I was sitting on my counter when I woke up in the morning... "How did they know?"
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Apr. 20, 2005 this is what the front page of the Life section of the Hartford Courant looked like. They always have the date up at the top and some article about daily living. Heh, it wasn't all about weed or anything but whoever made that happen was definitely in the festive spirit




What's up fuckers?
 
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