Random MSN Gibberings LXXXXI: Homing in on the scent of Shambles

[missing old pills]

Don't be a stupid bastard

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

snorting chocalate, mmm, now that could be the answer to everything...

 

[Albion]

Grass tastes lovely. I used to partake in a bit of grass stem sampling as a small kid during breaktime.

I was that kid. Still am :D

 

[Shambles]

Freshly cut grass contains the same scent molecule as semen. Supposedly that's why it's such a pleasant odour. You'd think there'd be more of a gender/sexuality divide on the matter if that were entirely correct though.

 

[Albion]

I don't know about freshly cut grass but there is one variety of shrub inhabiting suburbs of Britain that reeks of the stuff...

 

[missing old pills]

I love the smell of fresh cut grass!

 

[Shambles]

snorting chocalate, mmm, now that could be the answer to everything...

I was impressed. The fella even made a special snorting device - a kinda mini-catapult thing that twangs it up yer snozz so it looks less seedy than a rolled up banknote. Also contains ginger and mint - bet that clears out your passages

Invented it for some Rolling Stones anniversary party thing as a gag apparently. And likely costs quite a lot.

 

[effie]

Loving the tandem cock/pussy talk going on in here and BDD :D spreading the smut..

Ms Eff: Done. I'll fax me nob over to ya if you text me yer fanny.

That made me laugh so much I snorted some cider :D

That snorting device sounds pretty mental hehe!

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

cocoa = coca plus one letter

 

[Shambles]

I don't know about freshly cut grass but there is one variety of bush inhabiting suburbs of Britain that reeks of the stuff...

Subtlety removed for ya

 

[Albion]

I was impressed. The fella even made a special snorting device - a kinda mini-catapult thing that twangs it up yer snozz so it looks less seedy than a rolled up banknote.

Fucking lol!

Buy one and load up the cocaine catapults. What's the range on that thing, y'reckon?

 

[effie]

Surely you don't want to be firing your chocolate all over the place?

 

[Shambles]

Loving the tandem cock/pussy talk going on in here and BDD :D spreading the smut..



That made me laugh so much I snorted some cider :D

That snorting device sounds pretty mental hehe!

Glad you approve - nothing beats filth + choc + freaky drug paraphernalia

Was on Hairy Bikers for those interested. On iPlayer (Belgian episode).

Linky to an article wiv pix of said device in action.

The version of said device on Hairy Bikers was a bit more impressive looking tbh but you get the idea.

 

[missing old pills]

Surely you don't want to be firing your chocolate all over the place?

I knew there would be a problem with my fanny and balls theory

 

[Allein]

^^^

Depends what your doing at the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

this still makes me laugh even after the Numbers of times I've seen it

 

[effie]

Haha :D

How are you tonight atm?

 

[ColtDan]

Just returned from something profound and beautiful. jesus fuck. mindblowing. cant put that in words

 

[Shambles]

something profound and beautiful. jesus fuck. mindblowing.

Seems like you did already :D

Just gone midnight so the countdown to posty begins

 

[effie]

I have a posty countdown on the go tooo! *tick-tock*

 

[Albion]

What on earth is posty?