Random MSN Gibberings LXXXIX: Off my rocker babbling about nothing

[Allein]

^^^

Just how "lightly soiled" are we talking here

 

[effie]

Bahahaha :D

 

[ColtDan]

MXE is taking me on an adventure...

YES!!!!!!! im flying, connected, aint nothing like this, im pushing the fucking beats, moving the music, bachelor of the vibes moooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeing

BOOOOMMMMMMMMM

sat here busting some motherfucking electric moves like a nut job cock what?


if you aint famimilar with the valium mxe headphones combo this will probably sound like utter shite. if you are aware of the mexy valium headphones heavy bass music connecting then................... 0o0o0Ooo00O00
well this sounds a bit nuts.

infact ignore all of this im off my tits. hangon this place is all about getting off tits aint it. ahhhhhhhhh. fuck knows. love you all

goodbye. bonswa

 

[Allein]

Have some hazy memories of pharm 'poppers' in the 80's.

They came in small capsuley-vial thingies which 'popped' when squeezed. Used to catch the liquid on a hanky or on yer sleeve and sniff away.

Different league to the bottled stuff.

Nah this was a proper brown glass meds bottle with Amyl nitrite written on it, but your right it was in pretty strong stuff as I remember but still not really my bag, I remember when people used to pour the stuff into smoke machines feked me right off. I've done solvents way back when I was a nipper and it always felt like a similar buzz to me as does nitrous but not quite so bad

 

[Allein]

Bahahaha :D

I'm assuming you mean Baaa hahahah baaaa

 

[Bluebell]

Poppers ain't been amyl in all the time I've ever used 'em (so since early 90s or so at least, I'd say - longer I think).

As for working in a sex shop... twas a giggle to be sure. Learnt a thing or two... mainly how to annoy trading standards when they raid the place. Trick is to have random shite in amongst the "under the counter" products. Big bucket of nails and screws was my boss's fave - poor council cunts have to count, label and note every item for sale on the premises individually. They loved the "all nails 2p each" bin

Only one propely amusing tale leaps to mind... the then Mrs Shambles who also worked there decided to swipe a strap-on one day. Don't ask why... but she did. Door went about an hour after we'd finished that day, opened it to be confronted by our seriously irate boss demanding (very loudly with strong Manc accent): "Where' the fuck is my strap-on you thieving cunts!?! Give it back right now or I'll break both yer fookin' legs right here, right now!!!"

We returned it and no legs were broken. Went back on sale the next day... and presumably someone later acquired one second-hand, lightly-soiled strap-on.

soiled for some reason that word made your post, think its like the word moist always makes me giggle:D

 

[monstanoodle]

Poppers ain't been amyl in all the time I've ever used 'em (so since early 90s or so at least, I'd say - longer I think).

My friends and I were definitely getting Amyl Nitrate / Nitrite back in the day...
Must have been in the early 2000's....
Though it wasn't shortly after when that section of the legality system waded in and stopped it.

Anyhoo, you really weren't missing much - Still lots of headachey bizniz and dry skin around the nozzy.
Never a pleasant group of substances really

 

[Shambles]

Really, Monsta? All those "Liquid Gold" and "Buzz" lil bottles? Mine were always butyl but seeing as I mainly got 'em from the sex shop/work they were likely knock-off shite at best. Know they've been through at least two or three incarnations and variations on a theme since I first used 'em anyway. But mehness all round, to be sure.

As for light soilage and strap-ons... fairly light. Make of that as you will

 

[Bluebell]

^^

Headaches aside, coming home with your mates still full of pills and shenanaigans and getting a bottle of poppers from the late night shop alway used to put a giggle to the end of our night, in fact we all turned yellow one night, not sure if that was a good sign!!!!

 

[effie]

I'm assuming you mean Baaa hahahah baaaa

 

[Shambles]

We sold those inflatable sheep in t'shop but would you believe I never once had the pleasure

 

[Bluebell]

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I remember winning one of those on a hen night out, and went round everyone I met in pubs clubs asking it they would like to finger my sheep, some said yes, then some said no way, some people are no fun8(

 

[strungout2010]

My pall bought me a bottle of Amyl back from the Dam , about 1990 it was twice the size of a normal bottle of amyl , and the label said jungle juice...... It was a fucking maniac.
I remember being in a warehouse party eating doves, and having a toot of it and I went blind & deaf for about 4 mins, all I could heat was the bass , What I thought it was my heartbeat.
FUCKING GOOD TIMES !

 

[effie]

We sold those inflatable sheep in t'shop but would you believe I never once had the pleasure

I am extremely disappointed in you hehe..

 

[Albion]

Joy of joys my best friend renewed both his codeine and his dihydrocodone prescription this morning! I've been nicely opiated all day. The dreaded nausea returned with a passion though, and right now I have the most painful hiccups. Oh opiates...Why does your love always come at some sort of price? If it's not fatal overdoses it's fucking hiccups and projectile vomiting...

 

[Shambles]

I'll take (preferably non-fatal) opi-overdose over hiccups anyday, JS. If there's a finer feeling to be had on this Earth it's good at hiding...

Somewhat briefly uberlushy before it all goes dark and you may (or may not) come 'round to hear your crackhead mates in a paranoiac panic deciding who was gonna cut up me "lifeless" carcass and distribute it in bin bags around town anyway....

Only partially recommend it, to be honest.

Ms Eff: They just don't kick back properly for the true connoisseur

 

[effie]

Haha fair enough re the sheep Shammy and eep I remember you mentioning that before!! That would disturb me somewhat I must say, hah..

Benzos always give me hiccups.. never got opie-nausea, it's psychs that really play havoc with me in that respect.

 

[Shambles]

Disturbed said crackhead mates more when I yelled up the stairs asking what the fucking fuck they thought they were talking about, to be honest :D

Never had any opi-nausea or owt like it. Even back when I was first getting into the scag on a regular basis and all around me were spewing their ringer for hours at a stretch all was serene. Got a body made for abusing and abusing with poppy products in particular

 

[breakcorefiend]

Opiated etizolated and stoned off my already drunk rocker swaying nicely on a cloud of newborn baby hair

Now that's a feeling, dun dun dundundun dribbling on the ceiling! I'm living upot the gibberings title

Hola señors and señoritas

 

[effie]

Hahaha and you said you weren't going to be off your rocker babbling at nothing.. knew it wouldn't last! Glad you are having fun, do go steady though :D

Shammy, thank fuck you came to before they started trying to saw you up with a rusty knife or something!