I thought I would start with a tale of desperation....We went away to Spain for 2 weeks i took out enough gear to last me and incredibly enough by the last night I had just a tiny bit left - I knew it would just about hold me until we got back to London. Any hoo got back to Stansted and the yawns and sniffling had already started, the taxi we booked hadnt turned up so had to queue for another all the while getting sicker.
As soon as we were in the cab I was on the phone.....nothing ,nobody picking up (unfortunatelyy had the missis phone so was only able to remember two numbers) kept ring all the way home and still nothing . So I drove to a mates house to see if he could sort something....nothing , by this time I was getting pretty fucked up then glory oh glory my phone rang it ws a turkish fella I knew who told me to meet him in hackney
So Im driving fast as I can and by now puking out the window as Im going along and its flying back in all over my shirt aahhhh meet him and then had to figure how /where i was gonna have a smoke as didnt have any more dosh or foil soo headed to another mate close by. Knocked on the door and this girl answered who I had never seen and said he was out I said ii was busting for a leak and could i use the loo. As oI walked through the kitchen I managed to not only open a drawer but rip off some jimmy.
Now safely ensconced in the loo, tooter made I started smoking and immediatlyy puked - 'you alright in there' ...'yea just a bad stomache' i replied then spent the nextt 1/2 hour smoking and being interupted by the girl asking of my health - alot better thankyou.ahhhhhhhhhhhh
As soon as we were in the cab I was on the phone.....nothing ,nobody picking up (unfortunatelyy had the missis phone so was only able to remember two numbers) kept ring all the way home and still nothing . So I drove to a mates house to see if he could sort something....nothing , by this time I was getting pretty fucked up then glory oh glory my phone rang it ws a turkish fella I knew who told me to meet him in hackney
So Im driving fast as I can and by now puking out the window as Im going along and its flying back in all over my shirt aahhhh meet him and then had to figure how /where i was gonna have a smoke as didnt have any more dosh or foil soo headed to another mate close by. Knocked on the door and this girl answered who I had never seen and said he was out I said ii was busting for a leak and could i use the loo. As oI walked through the kitchen I managed to not only open a drawer but rip off some jimmy.
Now safely ensconced in the loo, tooter made I started smoking and immediatlyy puked - 'you alright in there' ...'yea just a bad stomache' i replied then spent the nextt 1/2 hour smoking and being interupted by the girl asking of my health - alot better thankyou.ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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That gave me a genuine LOL.