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Random MSN Gibberings LXXIV: Don't call me Syd Barrett, baby...

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Thanks Mugz.

I did have two days of pretty hellish symptoms that were very very unpleasant
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I never had the same symptoms as you but I feel like I've been deep throating the entire Harlem Globe Trotters team all night. Throat is in bits and still got this mad caugh, I'm on the benzocaine throat spray and strepsils.

Whereas EADD is home to a better class of deviant.

Just got out of the shower. Last night's bedtime beer is just about to become today's refreshing, wholesome, healthy breakfast. Chin-chin, dahlingz.
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I wouldn't put you in a better class, just older. Perhaps scared post photo's incase your hero Jblazingthepenis upstaged your humble wee girth.

Also hair of the dog should only be done with vodka. Drinking a stale beer is just classless 8) ;)
 
good morning :)

man last night was wild... booze, absolute fucking class mdma which kept me comfortably spangled all night, the kinda "perfect" state, a big loud rave, then a big house party at a djs house. had a few hours sleep and feeling surprisingly spot on =D
 
I learned from someone that putting some tin foil over an unfinished beer overnight is a good way to keep it less stale if you are intending on drinking it for breakfast
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That image wouldn't be complete if the foil hadn't been used to chase on for at least 3 days.

ThePensioner
I put an empty beer can on top of it. Shame, because I quite like a bit of dust in my beer.
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I can imagine fag ash would add to that nicely.

ColtDan
man last night was wild... booze, absolute fucking sexual ape which kept me comfortably in the dutch oven all night, the kinda "perfect" state, a big fat chode in my bottom, then a big party in my mouth.
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Some boy for the ape girth.

ColtDan
and feeling surprisingly spot on
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Ahhh, my morning is ruined.
 
SpecialK_ said:
Anyone seen the weeds episode where the guy goes 'Rolling is fun, totally fun' even they, themselves seem to take the piss out of it. It's just people here take it way too seriously.

I don't get how 'rolling ballz' compares in anyway to being 'absolutely wapped to the fuckin chaps' it just seems to get the point across a lot better.
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Fucked right oot ma dial! Absolutely bingoed on they blue playstations maaaan, trippin' oot ma tattie scone.

rockstar 69 said:
I can imagine fag ash would add to that nicely.
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Saw a couple of folk get caught out with the fagged can at that party on NYE. Even had to stop one bird from drinking her bottle of Rose wine, coz I clocked a wee snout floating about in the bottom of it haha, she almost boked (then someone else drank it anyway lol).

My mate knows a crowd of rappers from Glasgow (I won't mention who they are because they can easily be found on youtube etc & I've got some rotten stories about them), one of them had a right stinking flat & was a proper alcky, so what he'd do at the tail end of a party is go around looking for all the half drank cans to get them scooped (not a crime in itself, I've seen one or two of my mates do the same when the booze is running low) but the minging bit is these boys would even drink the cans that had been used as ashtrays, they'd just pour them through a seive first to make what must have been the dirtiest of dirty pints. Fucking boufing lol.
 
Mugz said:
^I learned from someone that putting some tin foil over an unfinished beer overnight is a good way to keep it less stale if you are intending on drinking it for breakfast 8)
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IF I remember rightly , i did the Special Brew Breakfast within 5 mins of waking up when we stayed at ......s house .
I took his last can n bribed him with £ 2.50 cos their was no way i was gonna have a stale one .

I felt a bit guilty about that actually as it encouraged him to buy another 4 pack which he did cos they don't sell singles in that town .

Do you remember that Amazing bit of Grafiti we saw that night Mugz ? Its still their n i'm going over to se ..... on tuesday i'll try and get a pic of it , its def worthy of being seen my more people.

Oh fuk this i'm gonna use my last £2.72 thats in my bank to buy a bottle of westons n hang around Sainsburys tapping fags of folk till i have at least 4 then go back home , am i jesting or telling the truth you will never know .....
 
family guy season 11 and frankie boyle - work, consume, die book just arrived in the post whilst making a sweet pickled ham sarnie and a bacon sarnie. the day gets better
 
parttime crackhead said:
^^ You're clearly telling the truth & the new found knowledge that people tapping snout are not sparking them up right there & then has made me less likely to tap a fag to a random cunt now. From now on I'll be making them light it in front of me haha.
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light it for them and pass it to them, that'll learn 'em.
 
I still remember the old days when we were about 15, one of my mates who was older used to get some right crackers pulled on him. Days where we had no hash in particular. I remember one day two lads rolling a joint with a worm in it, big tampon of a thing. The lad who was forever the victim sparked the spliff took a massive draw and it just went up in flames. He was left holding half a joint with a whole worm popping out of it :D
 
parttime crackhead said:
^^ You're clearly telling the truth & the new found knowledge that people tapping snout are not sparking them up right there & then has made me less likely to tap a fag to a random cunt now. From now on I'll be making them light it in front of me haha.
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No i go for students that are smoking Roll ups & then when they start getting intimated by clear mental unstabillity , they tend to just say " Here take THis " n hand you a large pinch of baccy .
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scrounge 28p and get 2 bottles for 3 quid from the Co
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If i didn't have a sainsburys on my doorstep & wasn't going to a Football match i would , but its not fair on the driver if i'm lagging.
Oh shit i forgot about my bells bottle you know those fuk off massive ones could be at least £2 in their.
 
haha brilliant

remember when we used to randomly jack up mates lighters, go to light a cig or doobie and off comes your eyebrows. also rolling a joint and putting little leaves and things in there
 
ColtDan said:
haha brilliant

remember when we used to randomly jack up mates lighters, go to light a cig or doobie and off comes your eyebrows.
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Ahahahaa, that's so old school I'd totally forgot about it. I remember doing that when I was like 15 to one of my best mates at the time, took her eyebrows right off, she was fucking raging at me for weeks haha. Belter. I'm doing that to someone tonight.
 
hahah go for it. will never forget the stink of singed eyebrows and nose hair, remember when some cunt did it to me when i was stoned off my tits, it was a smelly travesty

looks like today is gonna consist of comfortably doing fuck all. might have a kip soon. got a weird feeling that im gonna wake up with sleep paralysis like i get sometimes after a night of booze and md
 
rockstar 69 said:
I still remember the old days when we were about 15, one of my mates who was older used to get some right crackers pulled on him. Days where we had no hash in particular. I remember one day two lads rolling a joint with a worm in it, big tampon of a thing. The lad who was forever the victim sparked the spliff took a massive draw and it just went up in flames. He was left holding half a joint with a whole worm popping out of it :D
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haha, we did something similar to a guy at college who we didn't like who kept hanging around with us for no apparent reason. Except in my story everything in the 'spliff' was pubes, apart from a tiny pinch of baccy at the end. The guy lit it, the first toke was normal, then he hit the pubes and he sucked down like half the spliff in one hit. I dunno if he was just trying not to give us the satisfaction or what but he only coughed a little, and he probably would have kept on smoking it if we hadn't have told him.
 
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