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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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I mean I definitely think the definition of a junkie is pretty subjective but from friends ive lost from shooting heroin nothing gets you the junkie stamp of approval more than shooting heroin. I have a close friend right now in the er i grew up with cus he od'd on heroin and woke up 8 hours later with the needle in his arm. Sucks cus seemes like nothng I can do to stop him ovber the past few months and just scares me how thin the line of life and deeath is when shooting it.

Man I used to know this dude in irc too who was really cool too. It's sad he the same exact story as my friend both went into rehab taking opie phamrs and what not and came out and went to shooting dope. It sukcs i have given them both enough shit though I just wish they would stop and think for a minute how much it fuckes up all their close ones when they od and dont wake up. Both of them are smart dudes though I know they will be safe. Also sucks that both dudes totally blew me off when they turned to stcicking dope up there arms each day. Oh well it is what it is.
 
You might be a junkie if you stop by convenient store bathrooms to do a shot at least twice a day
 
rollin_stoned said:
obviously this is all based on yourself, but after reading what you just posted, it's pretty clear you're posting this in the wrong thread. This is for heroin junkies....not people "addicted" to pot.....you mentioned codeine, but not even all of the codeine in a pharmacy would get the majority of the posters in this thread high. not being a dick, but you're in the wrong thread
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alantis360 said:
I mean I definitely think the definition of a junkie is pretty subjective but from friends ive lost from shooting heroin nothing gets you the junkie stamp of approval more than shooting heroin. I have a close friend right now in the er i grew up with cus he od'd on heroin and woke up 8 hours later with the needle in his arm. Sucks cus seemes like nothng I can do to stop him ovber the past few months and just scares me how thin the line of life and deeath is when shooting it.

Man I used to know this dude in irc too who was really cool too. It's sad he the same exact story as my friend both went into rehab taking opie phamrs and what not and came out and went to shooting dope. It sukcs i have given them both enough shit though I just wish they would stop and think for a minute how much it fuckes up all their close ones when they od and dont wake up. Both of them are smart dudes though I know they will be safe. Also sucks that both dudes totally blew me off when they turned to stcicking dope up there arms each day. Oh well it is what it is.
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For the first part, of course the definition of a junkie is subjective, but I'm just saying what one of the mods and the creator of this thread said earlier in this. And am I that person from IRC? /:
 
You've got the "Waitin' for the Dope Man" blues. Such as I do.

Now what was that about scraping the spoon... sad (me).
 
If you're almost ready to kill your roommate for taking out the trash.

You don't smoke, but you're bought cigarette filters.

A nurse at the ER says she's never administered so much dilaudid to anyone before.

When everyone you know has, at some time, "lost" some drugs.

You have a violent emotional reaction to hearing the nice lady in the pharmacy talking about how she hated those awful fentanyl patches and opana pills so she threw them all out.

You dream not of winning the lottery, but of reliving that first rush you had.

If you could only, please god, find the will power to quit dope (you know, just for a day or two, so you get a better rush).

You use the Bluelight search engine like others use Google.
 
goldenlovely said:
if a year ago you read this forum or one like it and all the warnings about addiction, but you thought "nah, wont happen to me, i'll control myself "or "well i feel shitty anyway, so at least this will make me happy for a little while,"then you come back to the site and post the exact same advice that you ignored last year
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qft
 
I'm looking around my room, and man, all I have to say is... there are small elastic bands everywhere from all the bundles we've picked up, and after being away for a week, my bedroom actually smells like dope. I've never noticed before that my bedroom actually smells like dope. How in the world is it possible that those few particles, atoms, really, from each bag that I've ripped open and unwillingly let escape into the atmosphere have now accumulated into some sort of a... dope cloud in my bedroom? That means we must have bought, and sniffed, an obscene amount of dope for my room to smell like it. There are plastic straws everywhere, razor blades, mirrors, rice, hose clamps, everything...
 
verso said:
I'm looking around my room, and man, all I have to say is... there are small elastic bands everywhere from all the bundles we've picked up, and after being away for a week, my bedroom actually smells like dope. I've never noticed before that my bedroom actually smells like dope. How in the world is it possible that those few particles, atoms, really, from each bag that I've ripped open and unwillingly let escape into the atmosphere have now accumulated into some sort of a... dope cloud in my bedroom? That means we must have bought, and sniffed, an obscene amount of dope for my room to smell like it. There are plastic straws everywhere, razor blades, mirrors, rice, hose clamps, everything...
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Not to mention the horde of elastic bands that are in my wallet and around my hairbrush as opposed to being loose on the desk and floor, too. It's absurd.
 
You might be a junky if you find orange caps all over your house and car. Ive been clean for a inute and still find caps in crazy places
 
You might be a junkie if...

...a bag of loose change is the equivalent of winning the lottery.
...you find "medical supplies" you forgot about going through your car/drawers/backpack.
...even your closest friends don't want to lend you money.
...being in the worst part of the city in the middle of the night doesn't phase you, even though you're white and from the suburbs.
...when you step in the ghetto gas stations, people recognize you and ask you if you want some crack.
...your hands have black smudges all over them, but you're not a mechanic.
...you walk into the needle exchange with your container so full of used needles, the person behind the counter stares.
...Vicodin is a last resort.
...you've fantasized about stealing your doctors prescription pad and forging a prescription.
...your dope and crack dealers love you, because your paying their child support.
...you've nodded off standing up.
...you get out off rehab and meet up with some junkie friends. The needle is already in your arm by the time they ask you if you're sure you want to do this.
...you have at least a few veins that are a done deal.
 
You know you are a junkie if you have to make excuses why you couldn't buy anyone a xmas present yet again even though you work full time.
 
You know your a junkie when you have enough ballons that if you fill it with air you can make a grown man float.

An enough of those grocery bag cut-squares to make the whole grocery bag again
 
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(you might be a junkie if you're constantly waking up to see shit like that on the screen^)
 
You might also be a junkie if you have seriously considered going back to school for pharmacology to further prepare you for your dream of unlimited access to all those opiates...
 
You might be a junkie if you only consume about 500 calories a day. You haven't bought any new clothes since you first got your habit
 
waningrhetoric said:
You might be a junnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

(you might be a junkie if you're constantly waking up to see shit like that on the screen^)
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Hahaha, that shit used to happen to me all the time while on fentanyl and sometimes on oxy.
 
awww, damn. this thread died out? well i'm reviving it and hopefully it'll live again cause these threads are great and funny.

Anyway, you know you're a junkie when:
-you take 120 mg's of baclofen because you are THAT desperate for a downer high even though you know how truly terrible the experience is from the past and how it feels NOTHING like opiates.
-you dance around your room flailing your arms everywhere because your dealer called and said you can come through
 
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