jancrow
Bluelighter
I don't trust solicitors because all the ones I've dealt with have been workshy cunts who charge the FUCKING EARTH and deliberately move as slowly as possible to maximise their earnings. Last solicitor I had to deal with strung out signing two forms for weeks until I went round in a state of apoplexy and made him do it in front of me, which took thirty seconds. But if they work from coffins and spend their leisure hours gargling the blood of infants that's even worse.