kittens_mittens
Greenlighter
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- Aug 24, 2014
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you might be a tweeker if you have blisters on the palms of your hands and a red raw penis shaft.
hahahahh
omg
you might be a tweeker if you have blisters on the palms of your hands and a red raw penis shaft.
You might be a tweaker if you've scrolled your phone contacts for two hours only to realize it is NOT Facebook.
Lol. It does, I had to say it though cause my friend was on one big time and needed somewhere to chill and thats what he did, i thought he was playing a game on his phone or some shit so after a couple hours I just hear him go "oh, shit... This isn't facebook.."Kinda sounds like a stoner move, actually.
Lol. It does, I had to say it though cause my friend was on one big time and needed somewhere to chill and thats what he did, i thought he was playing a game on his phone or some shit so after a couple hours I just hear him go "oh, shit... This isn't facebook.."
U mite be a tweeker if u attempt to melt the stem to ur bauble and 2 hours later you relise your doing it wrong.
Or
U bleach/microwave your bowl and for some reason you forgot that shit was hot as fuck.
One of my boss's does a pupil check everymorning.
...you own an entire shopping basket full off paint pens
...you have painted and moved out of you house during the hours of ten pm and 9 am
...you have no eyebrows left
...you have washed all your bedding 3x in one week
...you spend more time in the bathroom than any room in your house
...youve locked yourself in the bathroom at least once with your gun because you swear you heard someone starting to climb up the side of your house on a ladder
...you enjoy the feeling of your asshole burning
...everything in your room is labeled, organized and cleaned 10x over
...you enjoy cleaning other peoples houses
...you own buckets of random broken electronics
...everything you own is drawn on with sharpie paint pens including your wheel center caps and steering wheel
...you spend all your time driving looking in the rear view mirror
...all your clothes are baggy
..youve named you favorite pair of tweezers
If you find yourself in Walmart for about 2 to 3 hours
at about 2:00 or so in the morning possibly breaking
a little sweat when it's about 60° in the fucking store
not to mention the past 8 hours that it actually took you
to get out the fucking door to get there
You sizzle your eyebrows off getting the collection of recrystallized hits that builds in the stem after you've cleaned out the bulb at the end.
Fuck it, they grow back anyways.