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Your favourite ever insult?

Ismene2

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I was watching the Joey Diaz London Real takedown on youtube and the line Joey says about Brian - "This fucking cunt of a fag of a man" has always stuck in my mind. Have you got an insult from any occasion that's stuck in your mind ever since?

There's also the line Joey says a few seconds later "This is the guy we're dealing with - that nerdy little motherfuck with his cunty fuckin girlfriend"

It's about 5; 40 into this video:

 
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My friend is British-Indian. He sent me this.. Those Punjabis get very creative with their insults 😁

Punjabi SwearingEnglish Translation
KutiBitch
HaramjadaBastard
Pra-chodhBrother fucker
Theri ma di bingi lundYour mother's crooked pussy
MaachaudMotherfucker
Bund maarIn the ass
Lulla choopSuck dick
BhanderMonkey
BehsharamWithout shame
Sai da loraTramp's dick
LundDick
Aake mere desi bund chaatKiss my brown ass
DoodiTit
Mera Lund ChoongSuck My Dick
Panh ChodSister Fucker
TuttiShit
KhoosuraHermaphrodite
Theri maa di fuddiYour mom's pussy
PhudeePussy
TuttayBalls
Mai Teri Phudee MarnaI'm going to fuck you
Teri phan nu laan maranhI'm going fuck your sister
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vichShove your dick in your mum
Mumm ayeBreasts
RundiSlut
Jaa baa dee pudi choopGo and suck your mother's pussy
KunjarieSlag
Umerica de kutia mera lan choosSuck my cock, you American bitches
Tere maa mera phani chat deYour mom is licking my cum
Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdiCauliflower grows in your mom's dick
Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vichYour crooked dick is in your mom's smelly ass
Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan leyIt takes ten dollars to fuck your grandmother
Kutiey, moo vich palaBitch, put it in your mouth
Mere tuttay chooslaSuck my balls
Mai teri bund marnaI'll fuck you in the ass
GaanduGay
Mai teri pudi choosnaI'm going to suck your pussy
Mai teri pudi paan sitnaI'm going to tear your pussy apart
Kutiey, there baap kohn ah?Bitch, who's your daddy?
Tu kuti ramiYou bastard bitch
Bacara ge bun mar, tu ramiGo fuck a sheep you bastard
KutiBitch
RamiBastard
Motty ramiFat bastard (to female)
Motta ramiFat bastard (to male)
Tu kutiYou bitch
Kuti ka bachaSon of a bitch
Tu kuti ka bachaYou son of a bitch
Asi tattai malkai sogiI am rubbing my balls and sleeping
Tuare booth pan chate hai?Do you want your face broken?
Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich VarjaanMay ants infest your mother's pussy
Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hundaYour dad gives you pleasure from behind
BudhFart
Tuki kalay kutay kahnMay black dogs eat you
Tari mao ni pudhi maraBang your mother's pussy
Tari bay na sirrYour mum's head
Taray tu-aich lan charsaI'll stick a cock in your arse
Pudhi-yawan-nayaPussy fucker
Taray pyo ki undi balsaI'll bend your dad over
Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka ehShake your moma's tits
Chusa mini tuwaSuck My Ass
Tere ma di Gili kaachiYour mama's wet panties
Teri maa kay phudday main mera LunMy dick in your mother's pussy
Tuwadee Bundh witche lundh pawaaI will dress my cock in your arse
ThothoDick
Mere tatte chungSuck my balls
Tere ma mere kuthi siYour mom was my bitch
Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf karBrush your teeth with my dick
Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankhA birds feather up your ass
Chua chodhMouse fucker
ChholaClitoris
Gand paar dya gaI will blast your ass
PowserA Big, loose, smelly, oily fanny
Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa!Fucked your mum like a monkey!
BehsharamShameless
MutmarrMasturbate
KusraTranny (transvestite)
GhanduFaggot
Tere bap ki gandYour dad's ass
Pudhi mari si ratthi?Did you fuck some pussy last night?
Teri ma dee gundi gatchiYour mom's dirty underwear
Teri maa da taisonYour mother's open vagina
Mai tairee mah di phudee gilee kardindaI make your mother's pussy wet
CunjarPimp
Bhain di lunSister's dick
Ja chod maarFuck off
Bhens ki aulaadSon of a buffalo
Kukkri-chodChicken-shagger
MadarchodMotherfucker
LanlaninaCocksucker
Tare mo neh cuss kappeI will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother
Mein teri maa te pushab karda hanI'm piss on your mom
Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de lehGo bend your mom over and screw her
Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey leyTie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them
Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vichI'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass
Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan!Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs
Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di haiYour mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick
Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchodYou motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.
Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.
Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawaI'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy
Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so jaGo and sleep in your mother's pussy
Teri bund dukh dhi ya?Why is your ass hurting?
PooprahCondom
Teri maa di naasYour mum's pussy
Lunn te charSit on a dick
Kakkhar da kadaRotten
Boo da kujjaSmelly
Boo da bojaSmelly
Bamarian da bokkDiseased
VamadoolaWeirdo
Tuttay ferd mereGrab my balls
Ay teemi boond dey vich lehndiThat woman takes it in the ass
Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badbooYour mum has stinky sweaty tits
Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayenYour mum has a stinky, fishy fanny.
Main teri maa di buund mardi ahI'm slapping your mum's bumhole
Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending?
Pan da putarSister's child
Teri paan di lundYour sister's dick
CussiFanny
Teri maYo momma
Kutea di beDog's child
 
Billy Shakespeare had a few good superior insults

I'm high as fuck atm so can't remember any though (in the afternoon even! shocking!

"Thou art a boil, a plague sore and an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood"

from King Lear iirc.....only one my stoned ass can remember off top of head, there's loads though
 
How about opportunities insults? isn't that what we call as "blacklist".. thinkin that not many like to touch the monster and start the internet with a clap
 
Hodenkaiser (lit. "emperor of ballsacks")
Oaschzipfe (lit. "butt-penis")
Ogsoachte Brunzkachl (lit. "filthy old woman you pee on")
Pfannakuacha (lit. "pan cake")
Schoaßblodern (lit. "fart blister")
Kniabisler (lit. "someone who hits their own knees while taking a piss")
Freibierlätschn (lit. "someone who has a face like they only drink free beer")
Asphaltschwoibn (lit. "asphalt swallow(the bird)"/ means "whore")
Bockfozngsicht (lit. "someone with a face you just want to slap")
Dschamsterer (lit. "a man who gets bossed around by women")

and my favourite Breznsoiza (lit. "someone who puts the salt on pretzels as a profession")
 
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Oh yeah?!! Is that so? Well uh, umm, like ... I fucked your mom last night! bro, haha.. it was crazy your moms wild..

Usually the best I can come up with. I often times rather talk with my fists because my brain ain't too quick these days so word fighting becomes a lost battle almost always.
 
I.remember somebody who used to call his penis his "cory" and someone shouted "Go and play with your fucking cory or whatever the fuck you call it you daft bastard"
 
"Your mom's so fat even the branch in the family tree broken"
"If you jump from your ego to your IQ levels you'd starve before you hit the ground"
 
Shut the fuck up you fucking motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck you up really fucking bad ?
 
got more excellent Bav ones

doorate Hehna (lit. "deaf chicken")
Flitscherl (lit. "slingshot", means "slut")
Grantler (lit. "a person that's always complaining and in a bad mood", it's being used as a synonym for a "Bavarian")
Gschaftlhuber (lit. "a person that always makes themself out to be super important")
gwamperter Uhu (lit. "Fat owl", means "fat and stupid person")
Haumdaucher (lit. "someone that dives with a swimming cap", means "good-for-nothing")
Klousterbritschn (lit. "monastery cunt", means "nun", but it is not nice)
Zipfelglatscher (lit. "penis clapper", means "idiot")
Pladderter (lit. "someone who has been "flattened", means "someone with a bald head")
 
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