When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.
Your tongue seems to have swelled to twice its normal size
1 ) you'll pay five dollars for a bottle of water.
2 ) ...And leave a tip!
3 ) you give your gold necklace to someone in exchange for one made of candy.
4 ) you think neon blue and pastel pink match.
5 ) sewing glowsticks into your clothes is an awesome idea!
6 ) you've ever gone to the washroom and returned with six new friends.
7 ) your pacifier lights up.
8 ) you know that fake fur feels cooler when it's pink.
9 ) Happy Hardcore is your favorite genre of music. ( It is mine! :D )
10 ) you've ever "plugged". (Eww...)
11 ) the combined weight of all the LEDs and batteries you're wearing has heft.
12 ) you've opened your eyes mid-dance and were startled when you remembered there was a world.
it takes you 10 min to find something in your rave MINI backpack when there are only like 3 items in it
Oh god, the fumbling! You should see me trying to grab a cigarette, or try to find a fiver in my wad of cash for a beer. "Hang on lady, I know this is a wad of cash but I can't figure out what the numbers are!"
1. all you can think about is your next roll.
2. Your poping your 4th pill. and its not even 1/2 way through the night.
3. You have more vicks in your house, then you do pens.
4. your vitamin cabinet consists of 5-htp and Vitamin C
5. your planning your next roll, 3 months in advance.
6. when you can honestly say. ECSTASY IS THE BEST DRUG IN THE WORLD.
you know your an etard when you spend 600-700$ in 3 weeks
When you participate in something like this:
Glowstick abuse
The last one. Me to a T