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they said I cant be a hippie, I'm not hip enough
they said I was always quiet, and, I'm still not hip enough
they said that I couldn't boogie, couldn't dance and couldn't stomp
they said I was looking breathless, smoking bongs I couldn't romp
they said I looked like a sissy, homo, weak of wiry stature
they said sometimes I look homeless, waiting for the holy rapture!
...So I said;
I can boogie, I can spin
I can do a two-step fine
I can tango, I can dougie,
I can drink a whole red wine
I can smoke cones, like snowcones,
while taking a shit, and getting great head
So better stop talking that shit about me man
Or your grandma
Just might end up dead.
SHOUTOUT TO TRENT HARWOOD, MY DUDE LANKDAWG, THE HOES WHO KNOW IM DOWN WITH DEM, MY MAIN MAN CRAZY UNCLE M. ZINNY, SKATE PUNK JIMMY K, ALL THE DUDES IN THE STRUGGLE AND MY HOMIES IN THE TRAP. WORD