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worst sex experience

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musman69

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I recently saw a post about best sex experience. So i thought let's change that. Lets discuss our worst sex experience. Ill go first.

Mine was when i lost my virginity. The girl was on her period, didn't mind that so much. The problem was she just layed there like a dead body
 
Well things are better already... I got old and ugly, the risk for new bad experiences is quite low.
 
Went to go down on her, just about to lick, and she farts into my face.
 
During sexual encounter, dude asked me to role play.. usually this is a good thing.. not this time. He wanted me to participate in incest role play-with me playing the part of his daughter. Not going to go into anymore detail about his request, but it was sick as fuck and probably the worst possible experience.
 
Holy Crap, I have had some bad sex! But lots more good than bad .. Still.. The Worst? I think the worst "situation" was banging my best friends Mom, and he walked in on us.. That was pretty bad.. He was PISSED!.. Whoda thunked That!? But still, that was Good Sex!

Worst Sex I had was when I was finished with a relationship with one girl and she was trying her best to screw me and I was like WTF?? and getting pissed, didn't want to be there, and there's me just "laying there like a dead body" myself..

Being farted on while down below?? .. .. Yeah.. it happens
 
I know a girl that were fucked with her own and some guys used socks as a condom. That's pretty bad on my list.
 
One time a stripper asked if she could rim me. I'm like "Uhhh, Okay." And she did :) It wasn't that bad, but it was a little weird.
 
An escort that I got that acted paranoid/nervous the entire time and asked me if I had come like two minutes in. I wanted to leave. It felt wrong. Mechanical in a bad way.
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
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Where did this happen? At a strip club? Or at a bachelor party? I hope you didn't get an STD from her.
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I actually met her at a nightclub (she wasn't working), and brought her back to my place. We were both a little drunk & did some blow.

Surprisingly, I still haven't gotten any STDs after all my unprotected sexual encounters :)

Unless it's the one where you can have it, but not show any symptoms. I believe it's called Herpes... They say like 1 out of 4 people have it, so I've should have gotten it like 25 times by now.

Hey, if it doesn't flare up or show any signs of being there; it's all good :D
 
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I think the std that shows no symptoms is syphlis , sometimes the first symptom is incurable brain wasting. You will know it if you had herpes. Or so I've been told :)
 
Women and men can have HPV and never show any symptoms. Men can't even be tested for HPV.
 
Can't they though? Its just harder to do and there is no standard test. Or that's what I thought.
 
Teabag Johnny said:
Hey, if it doesn't flare up or show any signs of being there; it's all good :D
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In the unlikely case that this is a serious post you seriously need to learn more about STDs because you could likely be infecting other people. Just because you're not showing any symptoms doesn't mean jack shit. A ton of people out there with STDs don't even know they have them and that's exactly how they get spread. Use some common sense and quit gloating about potentially harmful behavior. How little some people know on here about basic things like STDs truly scares me.
 
nuttynutskin said:
In the unlikely case that this is a serious post you seriously need to learn more about STDs because you could likely be infecting other people. Just because you're not showing any symptoms doesn't mean jack shit. A ton of people out there with STDs don't even know they have them and that's exactly how they get spread. Use some common sense and quit gloating about potentially harmful behavior. How little some people know on here about basic things like STDs truly scares me.
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I was just pickin' NutSack! I think I was intoxicated when I wrote that. I highly doubt I have Herpes :) Sorry Guys!
 
Had lots of luck meeting chicks for same-night-fucks on Craigslist, as well as some repeat customers, all surprisingly attractive and just looking for some NSA intimacy. Especially when you're sweet and nice and mature, and not all like "HAHA LOL LETS FUKC!", you'd be surprised what kind of talent is lurking around looking for something quick and easy. Back when I was much younger, I used to meet a lot of 18 and 19 year old DROP DEAD GORGEOUS girls on Craigslist who simply want to get our of their parents house and hang out at your apartment. I'm in the most meaningful relationship right now and have been for almost a decade and wouldn't trade it for the world....but I'd be lying if I said that playing the Craigslist game isn't by far the most fun way to spend a rainy boring evening.

Having said that, I've had my not-so-fruitful encounters from Craigslist too. This one time I was talking to this insanely hot, petite blonde chick who sent me all sorts of pictures and seemed way into me. So after a couple days of emailing back and forth, we decide to meet. Turns out the pictures she was sending me was from several years ago before she developed a.....problem. She was about (no kidding) 3x the size and weight of the pictures she was showing me, and turned out to be super awkward in person. Me being the gentleman I am took her home and fucked her anyway, dick barely reached past her meat flaps, and I somehow, someway, we may never know, but I for some reason came instantaneously. Talk about feeling confused after that....

Probably my worst sex experience.

There was a funny one I had with another Craigslist encounter. A girl I formed a FWB situation with, I was fucking her on the edge of her bed, and literally JUST as I was blowing my load all over her pussy, her dog pushes her bedroom door wide open exposing us to the entire living room, parents, brothers, friends, etc.. Luckily, they were the kind of people where they thought it was funny. 8(
 
lol i threw up eating a girl out once.. she had like lint in her pussy and i accidently swallowed it and started freaking out thinking what the fuck did i just swallow... ended up puking all over her and running away.
 
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