Who would you like to fuck?

[Limpet_Chicken]

I thought it was the rest of kim kardashian.

I always think 'kim cardassian' after the ugly, greyskinned, warty warmongering noxious snobby cunts on star trek.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Sofia Sivan could teach Kim Kardashian a thing or two about gratuitous vanity:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=s...08JnQAhWMB8AKHeucDhIQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=559

Man, look at those curves Obviously not natural, but I reckon I still would

The trouble with surgically enhanced women is that they invariably look a damn sight better with their clothes on than they do nekkid...

 

[Jackal]

You can keep Kim and the Kardashians.

I'll have this, please:

 

[kingme]

Not sure if very safe seeing the recent status upgrade put ivanka is pretty darn cute...

 

[Pagey]

Theresa May - I think the thread is about who you want to fuck not who is fucking us?

Haha YES!

Anyway, this thread desperately needs more manly specimens in it, so:

(Who also happens to be Prime Minister of Canada 8) )

Now the balance is right

 

[Sadie]

Yes to all of that pagey. Indeed fine specimens of the opposite sex. Im gonna go back to not being in this thread once more.

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

The entire rest of bluelight votes not

And whilst yes your white, and a woman, you sure as SHIT aren't boring. Not in the slightest, not a boring bone in your body.
I reckon your quirkiness is quite delightful

 

[MuseEPDBluesRepeat]

The entire rest of bluelight votes not

To what Limp me owd? To (god forbid) MEN?

However will we remain hetero??

Unless it's a wind-up, in which case, well played

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

To her royal sadieness departing from the thread. She should be tied to a pedestal being erected in her honour and admired with a big smile at her wuvvlyness Of course given when she needs it, a screen to piss and shit modestly as she desires, if a screen be wanted, and OF COURSE, brought the most delectable treats of the comestible kind and the psychotropic substance kind, and make it a pedestal with a bed upon it and plexiglass surroundings with air conditioning and a heater to make sure she is as cool (well you are cool no matter what, of course my dearie) as she desires, but never allowed to leave the admiration-pedestal on penalty of being squishified ^_^ *Squishifies for being a naughty bunny*

 

[5-H-Tea]

Mary Berry

 

[curious_24]

I'll fuck Limpit so that Sadie can leg it while he's distracted. (Only kidding LC)

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

I'll settle for sleeping with the next person to post in this thread

 

[cLaTTeReD]

Hello mate, how's your weekend been ?

LOL

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

Hello mate, how's your weekend been ?

LOL

Haha! This is how it always begins....

Usually ends with me in a police cell though :/

 

[Don Luigi]

Haha! This is how it always begins....

Usually ends with me in a police cell though :/

Either way, you'll probably get a ride

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

Either way, you'll probably get a ride

I take what I can get these days ?

 

[keeping]

Lizzzie get in my life right now and 4evs

 

[Don Luigi]

Lizzzie get in my life right now and 4evs

Who is this woman making me weep?

Seriously I don't even care about fucking her, I'd happily just pet her to help her sleep.

Her eyes are absolutely beautiful

 

[keeping]

Who is this woman making me weep?

Seriously I don't even care about fucking her, I'd happily just pet her to help her sleep.

Her eyes are absolutely beautiful

 

[Bella Figura]

You didn't actually say anything there keeping