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Who would you like to fuck?

F.U.B.A.R. said:
If that were to happen to several men of ambiguous sexuality, would it be called 'synchronised bi-cycles?' ;)
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Not sure.

I suppose the best chance of finding out would be in a group of students ..... But then they'd be synchronised uni-cycles .....
 
Have you seen those shoes she wears, though? With heels like that, I don't think her toes would be in any fit state to suck .....
 
I was trying to explain the merits of toe sucking to somebody last night and they just didn't understand. Very disappointing!
 
BecomingJulie said:
Have you seen those shoes she wears, though? With heels like that, I don't think her toes would be in any fit state to suck .....
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But its a womans duty to cripple herself in ridiculously impractical shoes for men's sexual gratification, innit? ;)

Bella Figura said:
I've sucked as many toes as I have licked assholes.

Not speaking metaphorically.
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Feet are fuckin horrible man - i'd rather suck oozing arse grapes than toes. Some of you lot are just weird...

(However, a neatly manicured big toe does make quite an effective buttplug ;) )
 
I would suck Nellies toes...or even better..get Kate Moss to do it for me :)
 
consumer said:
Steal? Snorting it off her tits more like.
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Better go check with my lawyers Dewey, Cheetham and Howe, in case you owe me royalties for using my patented method for "Inhalation of stimulants from the naked body of a sexual partner during acts of extreme depravity".

Mind, you'd get a lot less cocaine off Kate Moss's breasts than Sunetra Sarker's stomach .....
 
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