lee harvey
Ex-Bluelighter
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There's so many for me it's hard to choose, I'll have to remember some more later.
One good one was where I parachuted 8 soma's and went out to a Chinese place for dinner with my girlfriend. I was way to messed up. We sat down and I was acting up and ordering doubles or Crown Royal. We ordered our food. I got Fried Duck. That's all I remember.
The following is my girlfriend's account of what happened next.
When we got our dinner served to us I was cutting my duck meat really really slowly and talking totally incoherent shit. She said I couldn't hold a conversation with her and I was wobbling and nodding. Among knocking things around generally at the table and having my motor functioning totally impaired, she said I was holding my fork like a knife and trying to cut with it and moving slower and slower until I stopped moving entirely and passed out with my head falling forward, luckily I hit the plate hard with the fork and my right arm mashed into the food instead of my head. She said i just caught myself 2 inches from a full faceplant and she started busting up laughing. After that I remember a little bit because my adrenalin must have kicked in a little. We got everything boxed up and jetted and I became a short term laughing stock among our friends.
One good one was where I parachuted 8 soma's and went out to a Chinese place for dinner with my girlfriend. I was way to messed up. We sat down and I was acting up and ordering doubles or Crown Royal. We ordered our food. I got Fried Duck. That's all I remember.
The following is my girlfriend's account of what happened next.
When we got our dinner served to us I was cutting my duck meat really really slowly and talking totally incoherent shit. She said I couldn't hold a conversation with her and I was wobbling and nodding. Among knocking things around generally at the table and having my motor functioning totally impaired, she said I was holding my fork like a knife and trying to cut with it and moving slower and slower until I stopped moving entirely and passed out with my head falling forward, luckily I hit the plate hard with the fork and my right arm mashed into the food instead of my head. She said i just caught myself 2 inches from a full faceplant and she started busting up laughing. After that I remember a little bit because my adrenalin must have kicked in a little. We got everything boxed up and jetted and I became a short term laughing stock among our friends.