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What Gifts are YOU getting for Christmas?

Captain.Heroin said:
Share the design!! :)
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Here it is Captain :)
But it's still all swollen and shiny - my arm doesn't have that weird shape usually (lol)
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This is all I've bought myself so far. It's 11x14 print for my bedroom.
Simple.

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Oh nice ninja, yeah Fender ftw :)

Haha, il faudra qu'on se rencontre un jour ninja.

Bien Cohesion, nice.

For me:

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...and a few other things ;)
 
I'm not getting anything material for Christmas and I don't except to. my family hired attorneys for 3 criminal cases I had in the past year and being out of jail is enough of a gift for me. I might get a few small things from my extended family but who knows this early on.
 
fixingahole said:
I'm hoping for some heroin this year. My granny sometimes gets confused and buys me crack instead, bless her! <3
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All vials are clearly labelled by the elves prior to shipment.

Maybe get her an eye test for Christmas?
 
i'd like some eyeglass cleaners, some socks, maybe a house robe, some pipe tobacco and good scotch or tequila
 
i want fake tits. really big ones that weigh me down, but at the same time help me to float. a new subwoofer for my daewoo would be sweet. and a bowl cut.
 
A crazy hash pipe, with an eerie goblins face moulded on to the end.
Come oooon Dec25th!
 
well a new kidney would be nice if any ones got one spare (semi joking damn things hurt at the minute:( ) but really as i have no family as such its more a matter of just burying my self into a drug induced bliss till its over with . but charlie jack my cat is in for a nice one spoil the little sod :)

sorry for the downer part

things like this http://www.zooplus.co.uk/shop/cats/cat_toys/catit_design_senses/133881

and lots of cat treats and his fave food bloody smelly sardines

plus any tips on what to get him would help :)
 
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my "family" could die and leave me something? i don't think they will though. they could just die though. just...die. happy holidays!
today's gift to myself:
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the shoes i wanted have disappeared from their site and now i must be on top of a 3 day auction on ebay or i'm fucked. =[
 
I wish I could get the insurance money from my parents now. I'm broke as shit...
 
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