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Things you recommend sticking your wang into -versus- things you might think twice about in the future (your poor little fella)

ControlDaddy

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How do you enhance or extend your pleasure from masturbation?

I think we are all experts in our own minds, about the best way to fap, but I think a lot of vital knowledge and experience is falling through the cracks. Or slits. Or holes. (he).*

About five or six years ago, I decided I was already a long gone gooner, and it was time to throw in the towel and lose that last shred of dignity by ordering a Fleshlight and trying it out. It really didn't knock my socks off that much. The only time it was awesome was when I was having my ex use it on me, and even then it wasn't because it was so awesome to put my dong into, it was when she pretended to give cunninglingus to the vagina mold on the thing. LOL. IDK why, maybe I still felt like a tool having one, but after a month or so I tossed it in the trash.

Soon after, my stimfap marathons became close to continuous, and the PHd I had earned in the field of penile friction burns was wanting. Even my hands were showing some damage. It was time for some post-doctoral work, or it was time to cut back the megafaps. Of course I immediately adjusted my budget for tuition and research expenses. Over the next year or so I would order different lubes, make my own, try different kinds of gloves, and other male sex toys. In the latter, I bought more than a dozen things to stick my weiner in. One of them, I believe, stands as high above the others as the Hitachi magic wand does for a lot of women. It is called the Tenga Zero Fliphole for Men, and it is kind of expensive if you don't know the searing sharp ouchnesses that a dick with burn holes creates. White and black are a little different, I use both of course. The best lube for this toy is Shibari, and Amazon ships that too. A runner up, or at least a nice alternative to the Tenga, is this soft stroker from Pipedream. It is a radically different feel and technique from a hard cup like the Flip Holes, but is a good go-to when you have become desensitized to that and your almighty hand.

I remember thinking that the Fleshlight was a major fail in the area of subterfuge, because it was supposed to pass as a flashlight if someone saw it in a drawer or whatever, but it is twice the size of every flashlight in existence. I don't watch a lot of "Asian" porn or hentai, because man they go deep into it over there. I no longer let having a male sex toy hurt my self-esteem, as I remind myself this proud hand pussy comes with a display stand, has a clean design and is uber high tech. God bless the Nipponese, the rest of us have a a lot we can learn about pornography and sex and masturbation from them, I am sure.

Thus, having presented my thesis to my peers, I want your feedback.

* I hope the mods will treat this differently than the pussy preference thread, in the sense of realizing this is a topic where men discussing it candidly with other men is exactly correct, and perhaps even an absence of female perspectives is not going to hurt, or at least it best be supportive for the most part. That is not to say wanton misogyny is welcome, but no one reading this should be feeling overly sensitive or argumentative about what is offensive to them in this case. What might be misogyny in any other thread, not on this topic, is probably borderline and possibly unintentional here.
 
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No problem with topic. Really wordy question though! You’re going to get a few TL;DR reactions.
 

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jesus christ is it going to get me off or cut it off???

looks kinda small in the pics too

I've bought some cheap Chinese ones and my dick doesn't even fit inside

A lot of these things with crazy shit on the inside are too much for me, I prefer the simpler ones

I don't want to feel like I'm sticking it in a robot razorblade sandpaper factory
 
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jesus christ is it going to get me off or cut it off???

looks kinda small in the pics too

I've bought some cheap Chinese ones and my dick doesn't even fit inside
LOL, I know what you mean, stuff from Asia seems smaller on average. It's smaller than a Fleshlight, but allows almost the same size unit into it. Unless you are bigger than eight inches with a proportionate girth, it should be good. If you are bigger, I think it would still be fun to play "just the tip", but that is conjecture.
 
Asian dicks are smaller apparently that's why, they are smaller people when I buy clothes on ebay and need to make sure it's not Asian sizes funny man wank toys are the same lol
I think in many surveys of penis size the median Asian dick is smaller than the median Caucasian dick but judging from the Japanese porn I have watched there are plenty of big fellas around in that part of the world. Also, having gone to boarding school with a lot of Chinese fellows I can recall plenty who held their own in the ‘my dick is bigger’ contests.
 
The hands of a medical practitioner: would not recommend.

Hospital staff were absolutely brutal checking me out Monday night. "Don't worry, we just have to feel gently" -- starts squeezing my nuts -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAHAAHGGGGGH -- "Sorry!" -- repeat with three other people

I have looked up the Asia thing. On average, men in Asian countries are disadvantaged by half a centimeter. It's the sort of thing you can only notice with an extensive statistical survey. I'd guess it's due to lower protein in the childhood diet, due to the substitution of rice (the lowest-protein grain) for corn/wheat found elsewhere.
 
The best thing is a rubber glove covered in lotion or lube. You can also even microwave it for a few seconds so it’s a warmer feel and feels more realistic. You can also try to use you other hand that way it feels different and spices things up. I also thought maybe a jello mold might be interesting to stick your wiener in something like a microwaved melon might provide an interesting sensation as well.. I believe I read a story about a teen who tried to fuck a beehive and I think that had to be the perfect example of what not to stick it in other examples may include a bottle (possibly could get stuck) a cars tail pipe (burns would result) or an orange especially during an extended stimulant fap fest as the acidity would be painful if there were any scrapes cuts or friction burns on ones wiener. I’m sure there are more of each but I will leave those for another time I suppose.
 
When I was a little kid I was fond of a Penthouse column called Dreams and Diversions. I remember reading about a guy who would collect dead flies from windowsills, and then mash them up and use those as lube. Never tried it though...
 
When I was a little kid I was fond of a Penthouse column called Dreams and Diversions. I remember reading about a guy who would collect dead flies from windowsills, and then mash them up and use those as lube. Never tried it though...
Wow.. now I’ll never feel weird about my masturbation habits..at least I’m not using dead fly carcasses to stroke my shaft. I guess whatever floats your boat 🚣‍♀️. That is kind of a case of waste not want not though and is certainly a lot cheaper than ky jelly. I certainly can see how one would try something weird like this on day day 11 of a stim binge.. but that’s about the only reason I could see that it would even be tempting..
 
It is hard to say. The texture might be just what your pecker has always dreamed of. I know one time when I had long hair, a piece got into my saliva lubed hand, and it felt awesome rolling around in there. I ended up chasing the dragon on that one for a few tries, but adding hair purposefully never matched the excitement of the first time.

I once jerked off into a tomato that I had bored a hole halfway through, and sold it to an old geezer that had been trying to lay my ass for awhile. $40 and he asked me to do it again several times, but I felt I was taking advantage of him and would not oblige.
 
It is hard to say. The texture might be just what your pecker has always dreamed of. I know one time when I had long hair, a piece got into my saliva lubed hand, and it felt awesome rolling around in there. I ended up chasing the dragon on that one for a few tries, but adding hair purposefully never matched the excitement of the first time.

I once jerked off into a tomato that I had bored a hole halfway through, and sold it to an old geezer that had been trying to lay my ass for awhile. $40 and he asked me to do it again several times, but I felt I was taking advantage of him and would not oblige.
When I was in high school there used to be this old creepy guy who would buy us liquor if we would let him watch us masturbate.. we took turns taking one for the team and rubbing one out in front of him.. it was always awkward but was a easy way to get liquor for the weekends. I think the main thing to remember here is never stick your dick in crazy I would rather get in bed with the beehive I never stuck it in a tomato but I bought this rubber butthole from the sex shop once and my ex used to love watching me use it while she used her vibrator.. it was ok but wasn’t the best “piece of ass” I ever got lol but it got the job done.
 
bought this rubber butthole from the sex shop once and my ex used to love watching me use it while she used her vibrator..
Awesome! Not enough couples get into mutual masturbation, IMO, when really it can be even sexier than coitus. Usually leads to coitus, anyways.
 
Yeah.. the best part was she got so into watching me.. made me feel all special and warm and fuzzy inside.. that might’ve been the drugs too though 😂 it’s kind of a prerequisite for me now though.. if I can’t watch a woman masturbate I can’t continue the relationship.. it’s just something I like.. and it’s still not as odd as the fly lube 😂
 
I grab my foreskin to jack off. That might be why I don't use lotion or toys. My orgasm intensity is about the same when I jack off as it is when I'm fucking.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Lucky. I'm utterly resentful of the fact that I don't have a foreskin. I'll never know what the pleasure of sex was supposed to feel like (not that it's not good), and will never have the super dense nerve endings even if I were to "regrow" it.
 
I grab my foreskin to jack off. That might be why I don't use lotion or toys. My orgasm intensity is about the same when I jack off as it is when I'm fucking.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I mean I do the same thing but lotion only makes it more enjoyable for me.. but whatever works for you! Btw being uncircumcised is awesome! Women love us cuz it’s like unwrapping a package, so sex with an uncut guy is like waking up on Christmas morning lol 😂
 
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