Boupstarnm
Bluelighter
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- Aug 19, 2011
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I have to poop.
Now I know I'm not the greatest roommte. But when it comes to the bathroom I'm fucking in and out. I keep the TP stocked. I keep the TP on the roll. I replace that shit religiously.
Get it? I need like (seriously) 2.5 minutes to shit. It's been like over an hour.
I get it, you want to be alone with your chick, but hey I gotta poop. And hey the fuck am I supposed to go out in this neighborhood on a saturday night searchin for a poop spot?
I don't wanna mess with your vibe but da fuck is this high school? Light it up tear it up. I'm a ghost (unless you need a high five afterwards).
Like I'm supposed to hop on the bus or go ride a bike in the rain with a tummy full of poop?
I'd rant and rave harder but cigs+adderall=good writing. But they also equal the need to poop damnit!
edit: so the bathroom door open means "bathroom open for business" door closed means "occupied"
Now I know I'm not the greatest roommte. But when it comes to the bathroom I'm fucking in and out. I keep the TP stocked. I keep the TP on the roll. I replace that shit religiously.
Get it? I need like (seriously) 2.5 minutes to shit. It's been like over an hour.
I get it, you want to be alone with your chick, but hey I gotta poop. And hey the fuck am I supposed to go out in this neighborhood on a saturday night searchin for a poop spot?
I don't wanna mess with your vibe but da fuck is this high school? Light it up tear it up. I'm a ghost (unless you need a high five afterwards).
Like I'm supposed to hop on the bus or go ride a bike in the rain with a tummy full of poop?
I'd rant and rave harder but cigs+adderall=good writing. But they also equal the need to poop damnit!
edit: so the bathroom door open means "bathroom open for business" door closed means "occupied"
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