The Feeling of Anal Sex

[PULS8R]

How far is the prostate? Can you reach it with your fingers? Time to grab some ky and explore.

 

[beachboyty]

It's unfair to blame the engineer when people misuse the car/ gun.

I think anal sex/ prostate stimulation is like shooting heroin. Some people just don't know where to draw the line...

call me old fashioned and simple...but I'll just stick with the dick up the ass, and leave the needles and smack to the professionals.

And who's blaming the engineer....I thank God everyday for the prostate, created in infinite divine wisdom so that those of us who have to put up with assholes on the street at least can have the pleasure of knowing we have orgasms they aren't imaginative enough to even dream about.

im one of those guys that can orgasm just from anal sex alone, i dont even have to jack myself off.

Testify brother, tell the good people what the LORD has done for you!!

Seriously, when a guy has the most powerful orgasm of his life without direct physical stimulation to the penis while actually awake from something other than getting fucked in the ass....THEN he can talk about what God did or did not create the prostate for


"You are a god among insects...never let anyone tell you differently" Magneto (X-Men United)

 

[unicorngoddess]

a totally different kind of good than vaginal sex, and it allows for some awesome double penetration action (i'm speaking boy + toy here) which can get me off faster than anything else

Hell yeah! We're talking about record breaking time here guys. I got off in probably less than 2 minutes with my hubby and the vibrator inside me...then he was the one disappointed that I was done so soon

 

[Leg]

I will stick my fingers in there at times when masturbating...
It can be good at times, or bad.
I think the key is to relax totally. Have a clean anus and then try to take a crap as you're doing it...that feeling of total relaxation is good.

I've had a couple real good times doing it when I was taking morning glories. If you're in a good trip, you can be rediculously relaxed. I remember one time I took some morning glories, put on some Pink Floyd "Atom Heart Mother", and proceeded to go to the bathtub...good times.

 

[scottahit]

It can be fantastic or terrible. it takes a lot of patience and you have to be in the mood, but when you are and its done nice and slow it can be an amazing feeling.

 

[raverdave]

I took a candle stick, lubed up the end of it and slowly inserted it inside of me to feel what anal sex feels like. I then thrusted it slowly.

... this feels just right ...

P.S. Im a guy, and I'm gay, folks.

No doubt.

 

[j22]

LOL

 

[glowbug]

If god doesn't want people to turn gay, then why put the prostate where it is? Why make it feel good?

It's probably like everything else.

In order to find something out of this world that you REALLY orgasmically love, you gotta go through a world of shit to get to it.

 

[j22]

E makes you gay

 

[raverdave]

Hey j22, wanna roll this weekend?

 

[Blaxican707]

i sometimes wonder what it felt like too, but it HAS never crossed my mine to stick near my asshole besides toilet paper.

 

[rollmodel36]

The downside of anal(top this one)

The last time I had anal sex was 6 months ago. The girl I was with at the time had such a nice,round ghetto booty. I told her I had to fuck that ass and she was more than happy to oblige. So,I'm pounding away and all of a sudden I happen to look down. This was in the morning,so visability was unfortunately great. There was shit all over me and all on the small of her back. I tried to be a gentleman and tell her not to move. She did,ran to the bathroom,leaving a trail of shit in her wake. Next thing I hear is,"Oh my fucking God!!" I'm still on my knees in her bed,shit-covered dick hanging below,not knowing what the hell to do. To make matters even worse(and further proof that God has a sense of humor)her water hadn't been cut on yet,as she had just moved into the apartment the day before. I haven't seen her since that day and I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to ever take a trip up the old crap canal again!

 

[raverchik]

^ shit that makes me *never* want anal sex EVER!

 

[shal]

I agree. Thats Pretty fucked up.

Anal sex doesnt appeal to me at all.

shals :D

 

[Goddess]

anal sex is great...for some reason it makes me feel like a porn*star <---8(

 

[popper_tart]

rollmodel's story is what i'd characterize as a cautionary tale of when good sex goes bad. ultimately, you're going to get out of anal what you put into it. it's like virtually any other sexual activity in that proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance.
before taking a drive down that famous highway, certain crucial tasks must be performed. one of the most crucial is making sure whoever's 'catching' is empty up there. i would never let anything up there, living or latex, until i'd gone to the washroom first. even then, if i wasn't completely sure, i'd probably give myself an enema first, just to make sure.

 

[dbighead2]

what would happen if the poop got in your dick hole?

 

[Doodle]

^ You would probably have to call a plumber - to get 'your' plumbling unblocked.

 

[fizzygirl]

anal sex is great...for some reason it makes me feel like a porn*star

haha me too! it's my 'porn-star sex'

dbighead2: I'd assume the same thing if you got vaginal secretions, lube, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, etc there. Your body would push it out when you went to ejaculate/piss. The human system is pretty self-cleansing like that.

 

[SeAL]

Re: The downside of anal(top this one)

The last time I had anal sex was 6 months ago. The girl I was with at the time had such a nice,round ghetto booty. I told her I had to fuck that ass and she was more than happy to oblige. So,I'm pounding away and all of a sudden I happen to look down. This was in the morning,so visability was unfortunately great. There was shit all over me and all on the small of her back. I tried to be a gentleman and tell her not to move. She did,ran to the bathroom,leaving a trail of shit in her wake. Next thing I hear is,"Oh my fucking God!!" I'm still on my knees in her bed,shit-covered dick hanging below,not knowing what the hell to do. To make matters even worse(and further proof that God has a sense of humor)her water hadn't been cut on yet,as she had just moved into the apartment the day before. I haven't seen her since that day and I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to ever take a trip up the old crap canal again!

Ohh you poor thing. That's really turned me off it.
I tried once, my ex got the head of his penis no more that a tiny bit in, and I was in the most intense pain I screamed and we never tried it again.