"is it advisable to stick a glass pipette inside my rectum" is just nickname for "the 3-fpm thread v3".
Notice article "the" in the name of thread. This is THE 3-fpm thread. There is no other 3-fpm thread revealed in quick search. So, we will go with this. Apparently it is close to euro-africans heart because the thread exists in this forum, I don't know. This is the most correct thread for bulk of 3-fpm related questions. I am not going to remove or move the most fresh one, but help with the issue in hand.