Tell a shit joke

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Following the recent escape of Schrodinger's cat from his thought experiment, we were lucky enough to secure an interview with the probabilistic pussy himself, Mr. S.Cat!

"So tell me, how did you manage to escape? Was it by quantum tunneling?"

"Well, once I'd exhausted all the tried and tested means of escape - such as shitting in the middle of the floor and meowing loudly and constantly for hours upon end, I suddenly realised all I had to do was think outside the box...."

 

[steewith2ees]

The Shit Jokes Review.... with Stephen Wythooise

SCRODINGER EXPERIMENT JOKES:-

The fist one was good, the sequal...

was good as well.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Apparently, "signing off with a winky" means this ;) and not this 8==D .....

 

[BecomingJulie]

I just bought a bag of gear and it was cut with rosin!

I suspect my dealer might be on the fiddle .....

 

[Darksidesam]

There once was a Man from china
Who was a very good climber,
But he slipped on a rock
and he cut off hes cock
and now hes got a vagina 8(

 

[BecomingJulie]

Oh, well, if we're doing Limericks .....

A lady from North Carolina
Stretched catgut across her vagina
When strummed by a cock
The strings up her frock
Play Toccata and Fugue in D minor!

 

[Darksidesam]

lmfao thought this was meant to be shit jokes

 

[Don Luigi]

It's the product of the thread that makes them shit jokes.

The jokes are good so we can regard them as -shit jokes. If we multiply these all together we get the shit joke.

-(shit jokes) x -(shit jokes) = shit jokes

I don't think even Julie could have explained that better

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Why did the submarine blush?

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Because the sea weed

 

[Darksidesam]

Because the sea weed

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Spongebob doesn't need weed & mushrooms, he's already waaaaaaaay out there

 

[ordinary mind]

Mountains aren't funny.

They're hill areas.

 

[steewith2ees]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Quality!!!!
Just how I like my shit jokes. Really chuckling now N1 OM xx

 

[Don Luigi]

Mountains aren't funny.

They're hill areas.

Bully!

 

[Shambles]

Walking through town earlier somebody told me that my clothes looked gay.

I told them they came out of the closet this morning.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Man walks into the doctor's completely naked but covered in cling film and says 'Doctor Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me'
The Doctor replies 'I can clearly see your nuts'

 

[Shambles]

Two gynecologists meet at lunch.

The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with a clit like a dill pickle."

The second one asks, "That big or that green?"

"That sour."

 

[Bearlove]

I don't like blind jokes - I just don't see the point of them.

Do you know what it's called when you snort sand?

Do you ? Do you?

Course not

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye deer.

Q. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
A. Still no eye deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, that has just been brutally stabbed to death?
A. Still no bleeding eye deer!