Tell a shit joke

[zombywoof]

Did you hear about the paper boy


he blew away

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Q) What do drugs and farts have in common?

A) He who supplied it denied it...

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. How did Lady Gaga get her title?

A. She married the Knight .....

 

[BigG]

Well it made me laugh anyway...

 

[bogman]

my mate who's in a rock band got a Polish roadie, they got a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

my mate who's in a rock band got a Polish roadie, they got a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too

Brilliant!

 

[BigG]

my mate who's in a rock band got a Polish roadie, they got a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too

Fucking foreign roadies stealing our jobs, stealing our jokes etc.etc.....

Vote out people!!!

Oh sorry.....too soon?

 

[KingOfWessex]

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.




I can't believe Gaviscon.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.




I can't believe Gaviscon.

This is supposed to be the SHIT joke thread - that was much too funny

 

[lalalaa]

What is 20 inches long, blue and will make a woman scream?




















A cot death.

 

[lalalaa]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?



























Nothing, already told her twice.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. What kind of grass only grows on Tracy Island?
A. International Fescue!

 

[steewith2ees]

Q. What kind of grass only grows on Tracy Island?
A. International Fescue!

This has got to be this weeks winner. It's so crap I had to Google the definition of fescue - due to the context I had assumed it was some type of grass but as I have no green fingers wotsoeva I still had to check what the term meant.

 

[consumer]

This has got to be this weeks winner. It's so crap I had to Google the definition of fescue - due to the context I had assumed it was some type of grass but as I have no green fingers wotsoeva I still had to check what the term meant.

Julie regularly comes up with the goods (read bads) in this thread lol

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

How does peter mandelson screw in a lightbulb?

he doesn't, he just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

[GaryGlisten]

Did you hear about what happened to the Michelin man?

He perished.

 

[Don Luigi]

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.




I can't believe Gaviscon.

How does peter mandelson screw in a lightbulb?

he doesn't, he just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Both excellent. Not appropriate for this thread though - must be in a 'leg slapper' thread :D

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Both excellent. Not appropriate for this thread though - must be in a 'leg slapper' thread :D

Talking of slappers;

What's the difference between a bowling ball and Kerry Katona's twat?

You can only fit 4 fingers in a bowling ball.....








But you can fit five bowling balls in her twat...

 

[BecomingJulie]

Oh, sorry. I thought you mean Bryan McFadden .....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oh, sorry. I thought you mean Bryan McFadden .....

Heh, nice one...