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Speed and the peril of the 10 hour wanking session

You get a hundredweight of 3-fpm through the post every Saturday morning too?

You'll like it ihere n EADD then :)
 
Where is FUBAR? If he's got any 3-FPM his mrs is probably bumming him. Telling him what a small cock he has. lol
 
FUBAR there was a bird (I think) on here before with more wanking powder that you could take in 5 lifetimes.....

She's gone now though.......:(
 
FUBAR is so much of a deviant he grows sticky willys just to stick to his willy. While his wife ploughs him deep in the ass without mercy.

Kid walks in "daddy why is mommy riding you like someone elses pony"

FUBAR "because genetically we have small dicks son. We are no good. Scourges among men"

Child cries. FUBARS wife shreaks at him "Creature spoke? Creature is not allowed to speak. Put the TV back in that slack hoop oh yours you ugly fucker"

I hear after she forced the TV back in, she ploughed him so wide & deep El chapo was seen escaping with a bashed moped and a missing shoe 8(8o:sus:

talk about shitting burrito's dawg, hot damn =D
 
He's a chronic speed wanker too. He actually has a fetish, about having a fetish, for wanking on speed. His addiction to wanking on speed is so extreme he sold his Telly for money to buy a legal version of speed, to wank over the thought of wanking on speed. He is a chronic and furious speed wanker. He has no will nor reason to change his ways!
 
Lol. Its my job to give FUBAR shit but happy for the assistance ;)
 
Shambles said:
If you go in assuming you're gonna wank yourself stupid that is exactly what you will do. If you do summat else you'll do that for hours on end instead. Stims just induce hyperfocus. What you choose to focus on is down to you really.
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I'll give it a go shammy!! The gay fantasies are quite amusing too - not something I've ever considered sober but on speed I'm Danny La Rue. I think Paul Ross (Jonathans brother) found that when he was hooked on mephedrone. Happily married for decades but they found him in a bush with another guy on the local park at the height of his meph use.
 
Speed is very, very popular on the sauna scene, and I suspect that a good twenty-five percent of the guys I meet at these places are normally heterosexual. You wouldn't be the only bloke who turned a little gay after a night on the stuff! :D
 
FUBAR turns into an Olympian masturbationist if that counts? :)

Edit.....what exactly is the "sauna scene"??

Actually on second thoughts. I don't want to know :)
 
I'm sure if I dosed high enough I would be running round the saunas dressed as Danny la rue.

Does Methamphetamine make you punish percival in the same way as amphetamine? I have tried it orally once and just did the housework and all the windows in about 4 hours flat. I seem to remember it wasn't quite as physically comfortable as amphet but I did take quite a large dose so maybe that was the reason.
 
At a comedy/music event recently, I dashed to the loos to snort some methamphetamine.

As I came out Stewart Lee (bbc approved comedian) was walking past. I waved and said hello.

Despite the overwhelming urge to whip my flaccid cock out and rub it all over his face, I kept calm and walked on by.

If you're at your laptop, porn site (or daily mail) ready, speed next to you, you will probably wank for hours.

Set and setting!
 
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Fug said:
At a comedy/music event recently, I dashed to the loos to snort some methamphetamine.

As I came out Stewart Lee (bbc approved comedian) was walking past. I waved and said hello.

Despite the overwhelming urge to whip my flaccid cock out and rub it all over his face, I kept calm and walked on by.

If you're at your laptop, porn site (or daily mail) ready, speed next to you, you will probably wank for hours.

Set and setting!
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If he didn't acknowledge you in some working class multi-racial manner I ain't watching no more Comedy Vehicle blud.
 
He kept his eyes close to the ground and barely acknowledged me, I think you've got some Comedy Vehicle in you, still.
 
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